Pregnant without intercourse

(43 Posts)
WalkingBlind Thu 19-May-16 20:07:22

I know that this can happen, but has it actually happened to anyone? Or anyone you know?

I may have slipped up on the rules of where to aim the semen blushgrinblush So if they can swim like hell.... They stand a fighting chance. But what are the chances of that happening really hmm

ARichVernacular Thu 19-May-16 20:09:42

Just, er...watching with interest.

blush

MeMySonAndl Thu 19-May-16 20:10:42

Virgin Mary, there are lots of literature on the subject.

museumum Thu 19-May-16 20:11:35

I know somebody who was avoiding PIV due to planning a wedding and it didn't work. I suspect sticky fingers 😬
She walked down the aisle at 7mo gone!

WellErrr Thu 19-May-16 20:12:24

If you use a toilet seat after a boy has you can get pregnant.

Fact.

Ditto towels.

ChardonnayKnickertonSmythe Thu 19-May-16 20:13:20

How?

Did you swallow?

gamerchick Thu 19-May-16 20:14:03

Jizz finger?

ChardonnayKnickertonSmythe Thu 19-May-16 20:14:14

Sorry, not you you. just general generic you.

Writerwannabe83 Thu 19-May-16 20:16:48

Sticky fingers grin grin

AgingJuvenileBinkyHuckaback Thu 19-May-16 20:16:49

Well there's a lot of lesbian mothers who could answer yes, but I assume that's not what you mean. I'm sure that on a "contraception failures" thread some years ago a MNer claimed to have got up the duff through (slightly messy?) anal.

WalkingBlind Thu 19-May-16 20:20:08

There was no PIV but sperm did make its way there, I'm overly fertile due to recently giving birth (and yes I am an idiot for not being more careful) hence the curiosity

JeepersMcoy Thu 19-May-16 20:25:29

I thought giving birth made should less fertile... or is that just if you bf?

WalkingBlind Thu 19-May-16 20:27:41

I'm not BF and have already had one cycle if that changes anything?

WalkingBlind Thu 19-May-16 20:29:01

I can't stop laughing at these sticky finger responses grin

Writerwannabe83 Thu 19-May-16 20:32:19

I want to know what happened grin

ARichVernacular Thu 19-May-16 20:35:12

Heh. Whereas there was PIV chez Rich and we got just about everything as wrong as we possibly could, from a no-pregnancy sort of viewpoint. Hence why I am now haunting threads about spooge-on-bits conception even though I KNOW I won't be and then I'll feel all sad and pissed off at having wasted two weeks idly dreaming about a third child that's never going to happen

Hidingthefear Thu 19-May-16 20:36:01

Even bf doesn't make you infertile.
Some people's cycles come back straight away.
And you can get preg before you have your 1st period (it's happened to someone I know) and I got preg before 1st period after stopping contraception... the above involved piv though
Haha sticky fingers

Writerwannabe83 Thu 19-May-16 20:36:06

I don't even know what PIV even stands for grin

WalkingBlind Thu 19-May-16 20:37:03

I was done, wanted a "quick finish" for DP. DP aimed... Fired... And underestimated the velocity or whatever spermies travel at and ended up with a bullseye on the wrong target blush Good job I have no shame haha!

ARichVernacular Thu 19-May-16 20:37:34

Pretty Ineffective Veto

Writerwannabe83 Thu 19-May-16 20:39:16

What was he aiming for when he fired???? grin

WalkingBlind Thu 19-May-16 20:39:54

Arch I kinda feel like wishing you luck more than anything! According to Google and various doctors pages it does happen just not sure what the chances are

WalkingBlind Thu 19-May-16 20:40:31

Autocorrect! Meant to say ARich

thegoldenlemon Thu 19-May-16 20:42:21

Nephew conceived after swimmers deposited at the inner thigh meets lady parts region. It can happen!

WalkingBlind Thu 19-May-16 20:43:10

Writer The part he was using to cheer himself on apparently... Let's put it this way, I couldn't get out of the firing line coz I was facing the other way (maybe I need a preist not a pregnancy test grin)

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