The commune is gathering for a sacred BFP! We are worshipping our womble conkers and admiring penis statues, but we're still remembering to jump our miroids at every opportunity! It's Just Shagging 54

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jellypi3 Fri 25-Sep-15 10:55:16

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.
5. Thou shalt not be offended by the word vagina.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others. Also known as 'the witch', 'bitch witch' and 'that one with the red shiny convertible'

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit), or PIATLH (Tea light holder), PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in! PONF = Pee on Nigel Farage (Self explanatory, who wouldn't?)

ROC = Receptacle of Choice - what one chooses to use for the task of POAS. Optional decorations include photographs of controversial political leaders.

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet or jizz in the eye. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Jizz in a bra = how we transport the jizz to the Sperm Queen

Shagging like Something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession. Warning - this may happen to you if you start trying to POAS at 5dpo. PUT. THE. PISSY. STICK. DOWN. IT'S TOO EARLY!

Contraband (or Cuntraband) = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

SOTM = Shagger of the Month. Awarded with varying regularity to those viroids who go above and beyond EOD shagging in pursuit of that BFP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture. AKA Schroedingering!
TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

Keeping your gingers = fingers crossed, yet another autocorrect development! Shortened to 'gx'

Doing A Lemon = Testing WAAAAAAAY to early!

Miroid - The male compadre of a viroid

Cat - Compulsory

Skittletits - Killer molten painful tits and nipples

Ghost jizz/goat jazz - When the amazing foof sucks up all the jizz - achieved when coming at the same time/nearly the same time.

The link to Part 53 is HERE

The current Grads Fred is HERE

The current Mumming Fred is HERE

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is HERE

The brilliantly pearl-clutchy Fred about 'how wooode' our Fred is darlings is HERE

Stats sheet is HERE

We are the dark side of MN... Welcome!

jellypi3 Fri 25-Sep-15 10:59:12

Stats Roll Call!

Name: Jelly
Age: 25
TTC: Since August 2014
DC's: None - Currently upduffed with a Pink Jelly Baby due January!
Pets: Two stinky cats!

Good luck lil grin

LondonGirl83 Fri 25-Sep-15 11:09:23

Name: London
Age: 32
TTC: Since August 2015
DC's: None (due to test in one week though not hopeful!)
Pets: Two enormous ragdoll cats smile

YogaPants Fri 25-Sep-15 11:09:40

Thanks for all the congratulations. I'm going to continue hanging out here with feathered until it begins to feel more real.

Name: Yoga
Age: 32
TTC: since April 2015
DC: 0 (BFP 5 hours ago on CD51)

Sockballs I believe it was you who asked, we've been trying for 6 months but are only on cycle 4. I realised not much happens in my cycle prior to week 4/5 for me (other than cramps) so started paying more attention to what was going on then.

LondonGirl83 Fri 25-Sep-15 11:13:11

Yoga-- did you have any symptoms?

KeepTheHope Fri 25-Sep-15 11:16:22

Name: Hope
Age: 26
TTC: Since September 2015
DC's: None - due to test on Sunday but very unlikely!
Pets: none (but not through lack of trying to persuade DH!)

jellypi3 Fri 25-Sep-15 11:18:23

Congrats yoga, didn't see your post on the last fred smile feel free to say hi on the grads when you are ready!

london i've got a ragdoll too smile and a maine coon!

sorry for the crap title ladies, i've not really had time to go through all the posts

YogaPants Fri 25-Sep-15 11:26:57

London as far as symptoms go I have none that couldn't be explained by other things. My boobs have been sore for about two weeks but only as sore as before a period, only AF has eluded me.

Sorry for TMI and this may be unrelated as i thought it was a symptom of late pregnancy not early pregnancy but my piles are also playing up badly. I could barely sit down on the way home from work yesterday!

LondonGirl83 Fri 25-Sep-15 12:09:44

Thanks yoga! I’m am circa 8-10 day through the tww and am driving myself mad looking for symptoms. I had a horrible headache on Sunday and on Wednesday I was bloated and had some mild cramping. I’ve been nauseous on and off (but that’s normal for me unfortunately). Truth be told, I was out of town on business for virtually of my likely fertile window). However, until I know, I just can’t stop the fantasy. I though this cycle that wouldn’t be the case as I know its super unlikely but apparently I would think I’m pregnant even if DH didn’t DTD at all! <maybe its immaculate conception…>

Congrats again yoga Hopefully your BFP today will get the new thread on a positive roll.

jelly I love my ragdolls. My boy is huge—almost 9 kilos shock Maincoons are even bigger, right? The vet wants us to put him on a diet as she says he's not only fat but has poor body composition. The cheek!

AreYouTheFarmer16 Fri 25-Sep-15 12:14:06

Congrats yoga!

Name: Farmer
Age: 34
TTC: Since July 2015
DC's: None
Pets: 1 elderly lab

>goes back to lurking<

JellyBaby26 Fri 25-Sep-15 12:14:23

congrats yoga !!! fingers crossed for some more of them bad boys

JellyBaby26 Fri 25-Sep-15 12:18:36

Name: JellyBaby26 (there is 2 of us!)
Age: 26
TTC: Since Saturday
DC'S: 1 (17 weeks(
Pets: 1 DH

jellypi3 Fri 25-Sep-15 12:21:06

london they are great cats smile my MC is almost 8kg and he's only 18 months old. Here he is compared to my ragdoll smile

jellypi3 Fri 25-Sep-15 12:21:48

(She's slightly older than him lol)

LondonGirl83 Fri 25-Sep-15 12:25:04


That's a baby lion smile

FeatheredTail Fri 25-Sep-15 12:35:46

Name: feathered
Ttc: since may 2015

DC: none, but cooking a rice sized little feather (6 weeks + 2 days). Cautious after mc in June.

Cats/baby lions: sadly not

DH: 1

LondonGirl83 Fri 25-Sep-15 12:46:12

I've got a pet DH as well. He's 37 and is even keener than me to have a baby!

CarrotPuff Fri 25-Sep-15 13:15:03

Name: Carrot
Age: 29
TTC: since July 2014
DC: 41yo DP, 22mo DS, incubating turnip sized DC2

MyBlackCat Fri 25-Sep-15 13:50:03

Ttc since dec13
DC none
1 x Cat

Getting a bit pissed off at this ttc shit. Currently 6/7dpo of most likely another unsuccessful cycle. Someone slap me and get me to be more positive hmm

lildottie Fri 25-Sep-15 13:55:34

Yay, new thread, thanks jel

So I'm Pupo with 2 good quality embies.

LondonGirl83 Fri 25-Sep-15 14:03:03

Hooya myblackcat

You gotta stay positive smile

lil that's great. Were there any little embies left over for freezing?

SockQueen Fri 25-Sep-15 14:08:56

Congratulations Yoga!

Keeping everything crossed for lil right now...

My stats:

TTC since Oct 14
DC/pets 0

Currently CD 43, was going to POAS again this morning but forgot and have since drunk loads of water. Will try tomorrow. Fertility clinic on Tuesday!

MyBlackCat Fri 25-Sep-15 14:12:15

Great newslil x

jellypi3 Fri 25-Sep-15 14:31:38

woo great news lil! Over to your womble to incubate now!

did you freeze any?

Illiria Fri 25-Sep-15 14:50:05

Name: Illiria
Age: 32
TTC: since April 2014
DC'S: 0, currently on round 2 of iui with clomid
Pets: 1 cat, (have been told I can't adopt a mountain lion)

Congrats yoga,

Yay lil. Gingers crossed.

My hot flushes have continued past end of clomid taking this month. V annoying.

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