Remember, Remember, JS in November - no to bum fun, car shagging and worms. Control your stray wombles and windy boobs. Shout WANKBADGERS at the world of TTC and get your cape on for JUST SHAGGING 32!

[DulcetMoans]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo
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ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others. Also know as 'the witch', 'bitch witch' and 'that one with the red shiny convertible'

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in! PONF = Pee on Nigel Farage. Self explanatory, who wouldn't?

ROC - Receptacle of Choice - what one chooses to use for the task of POAS. Option decorations include photographs of political leaders.

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet or jizz in the eye. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession. Warning - this may happen to you if you start trying to POAS at 5dpo. PUT. THE. PISSY. STICK. DOWN. IT'S TOO EARLY!

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture. AKA Schroedinging!
TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

Keeping your gingers = fingers crossed, yet another autocorrect development! Shortened to 'gx'

The link to Part 31 is here

The current Grads Fred is here

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is here. We are the dark side of MN. Welcome.

Happy shagging, shaggers!

[DulcetMoans]

Name: Noniks
Age: 31
TTC: July '14
DCs: 2 spaniels & otherwise in limbo!!

Name: la, LaLa, leela
Age: 34
TTC: since July 2013, mc sept 2014
DC: brand new upduffed with DC1, crossing everything this one sticks.
Have my ginger kitties as my furry DCs in meantime.

Name: jcandy
Age: 30
TTC: Aug 14
DC: none just two little furry terrors, Franklin and Bruce the Guinea pigs

Name: Jelly
Age: 24
TTC: Aug 2014
DC: Nada
Furry DC's: 2 kittehs!

Name: Chat
Age: 33
DC: 3yo DD. Plus a tabby cat on her last warning, two fish and a snail
TTC: All year, currently (hopefully) clinging onto a kidney bean who will adopt the moniker indestructabean should all stay well. MC March and August.

Name: kh or butt
Age: 34
TTC: August 2014
DCs: 2 DSD's plus

Name: Dulcetmoans
Age: 29
DC: none
TTC: March 2012, One MMC July 2014, MC Sept 2014, currently hoping for third time lucky at just over 5 weeks. GX!

[Purplecircle]

Name: Purplecircle
Age: 40
TTC since Jan 14, currently suspended
DC: none, mc July 14
I've got déjà vu

[Indigoblue2]

Name: Indigo
Age: 29
DCs: None
TTC: July 2014

[wilmabedrock]

Tremendous.

[ChatEnOeuf]

:D

[Khbutterfly11]

Excellant job Dulcet! love it!! xx

[Jcandy]

Loving the Fred title Dulcet

[honeysucklejasmine]

Great title!

Name: Honey
Age: 28
TTC: Since Aug 14, MC Sept 14
DC: none yet! Two furry monsters obsessed with stealing sponges.

[honeysucklejasmine]

Proof of sponge stealing.

[lildottie]

Great title dulcet

[RPopz]

Placemarking!

[Pisghetti]

Good luck viroids!

[LemonDrizzleTwunt]

Sorry I'm late!

Name: Lemon
Age: 27
DC: no human babies. Replica baby in the form of a cat, Toulouse. Accident prone and on a mission to keep the vet in luxury yachts in the Caymans.
TTC: Nov 2014

[Ainat266]

Crash, bang, wallop! I'm here!

Name: Ainat
Age: 27
DC: one fur baby in the form of a Jack Russell Terrier
TTC: August 14

[DulcetMoans]

Right we are safely moved in to the new Fred! Welcome all!

Little hooya for you lil but you know that secretly sounds good! Find out this week either way!!

[Ainat266]

Just popped into the old Fred to see how it was going and it was on 999! Tried to post, but Dulcet beat me to it!

JS32!

So I went to the ice hockey with DH. Spent the first period annoyed at him (he pissed me off because he got mad at me because I wasn't 'in' to the game). In the first break he disappeared so I figured he was mad at me for being mad at him. I went to the loo, came back, and he had been and bought us some curly fries and a hot chocolate each. He apologised and we are friends again. Lol.

One of the bad things about the hockey is I get back ache. The seats aren't exactly the comfiest. Asked DH to rub my back for me and it led to dtd. Not at the ice hockey I hasten to add. It may have distracted the players.

Not that it matters. I still don't think I am icing. le sigh.

[honeysucklejasmine]

Ok, first obsessing of the thread. Temp jumped 1°C today and ewcm is here! Its CD9!

[Khbutterfly11]

honey do it do it do it!!! don that cape viroid!!!

haha ainat just-for-fun shags are important too!!! sounds like your DH is a little sweety, mine wouldn't do that for me. it involves spending money! haha!!

[RPopz]

Love how you had the last word on there Dulce!!.

[Ainat266]

kh he is a sweety. But he can be stubborn as hell sometimes. Even he admits it's one of his worst traits. Sometimes he'll be stubborn to the point where it will be him missing out. I don't get it. Haha. But hey. It is normally him that ends up worst off when he's in stubborn mode!

Bum slightly in the air afterwards just in case. . But seeing as I'm on CD69 now I'm not hopeful.

[Khbutterfly11]

well by CD69 I think it's probably safe to assume that any things possible!! it can't have hurt anyway :-D x
my DH is snoring away now, I did fleetingly think I fancied some but I had my "peak" on CB opk so think it's fair to say it's too late to do any good so I'll let him sleep hehehe!! x

[Nessalina]

Marking place! I like to keep an eye on you lot. Helps me forget that I'll be going into labour in the next week and am starting to properly shit myself about the whole idea

[SpuffySummers]

Name: Spuffy
Age: 28
DC: DDs 6 & 4, DSS 12
TTC: Mirena Coil out 6th October 2014.

Hello! It's been a while since last TTC, whats new these days?

[honeysucklejasmine]

Meh. A delivery of spunk solved that problem.

[Ainat266]

Hehe kh. Mine is snoring away also. He put on a DVD and has promptly fallen asleep. Ah well.

I must be one of the few here that actually wants AF to show up. Went to the docs on Wednesday - he told me that it can take up to 3 months (I know this...) but offered (yes, offered, I didn't even have to ask) to get some bloods done. Hopefully going to get them done next week.