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Aim your Sheewee, put on your stylish piss hat, grab a Pringles tube and avoid phlegm when DTD, but make full use of your DP's awesome penis! It's Just Shagging part 26

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ZylaB Thu 10-Jul-14 20:03:05

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 25 is here

The current Grads Fred is here

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is here

Happy shagging, shaggers!

ZylaB Thu 10-Jul-14 20:04:21

Good luck for a lucky Fred ladies!!

Much love x

Lala5 Thu 10-Jul-14 20:42:57

Ooooh I'm first with stats! Love the title zyla grin

Name: Lala
Age: 34
TTC: since July 2013
DC: furry/ hairy ones only

Make this my lucky Fred, bring on the awesome penis!

patientlywaitingformymiracle Thu 10-Jul-14 21:03:10

Saw the sheewee reference and felt I had to post. I actually own one of those. Then read the rules and felt this was a thread for me. My dh arrived home from the 14th night shift in a row this morning and I jumped on him 'just in case'.


Purplecircle Thu 10-Jul-14 21:03:21

Evening viroids
Marking my place
Name: Purplecircle
TTC since: Jan14

Currently twotting for,the next 8 days

Purplecircle Thu 10-Jul-14 21:03:50

Welcome aboard Patientlywaiting

gaggiagirl Thu 10-Jul-14 21:04:38

Love it zyla!!!! Brilliant!

Name: gaggia
Age: 32
TTC: June 2014
DC: 3yr old DD.

Evening all!

patientlywaitingformymiracle Thu 10-Jul-14 21:05:22

PS lala we cross posted! Hi!

DC a beautiful Bengal kitten/teenager

Lala5 Thu 10-Jul-14 21:06:13

Howdy patiently! <waves>

patientlywaitingformymiracle Thu 10-Jul-14 21:07:07

Wow posting here is quick! I can't type quick enough on new tablet. Hi gaggia!

Was supposed to say TTC 1 from Jan 22

Lala5 Thu 10-Jul-14 21:07:52

The phlegm in the title totally makes me want to gag, remembering your story gaggia!

Minion Thu 10-Jul-14 21:08:06

Signing in to keep in touch x

Name: minion
TTC since: took 15 months
Sproglets: currently incubating a wiggly dragonfruit sized rugrat.

TabbyTurmoil Thu 10-Jul-14 21:10:05

Sup viroids.

Name: tabby
Age: 35
TTC: April 2014
DC: the tabbies

TabbyTurmoil Thu 10-Jul-14 21:11:29

Also trying to forget gaggia's tale of phlegm boaks

ZylaB Thu 10-Jul-14 21:14:39

I couldn't not mention the phlegm incident though! ;)

Name: Zyla
Age: 36
TTC: since sept 2013
DC: 3 cats and a tiny one on the way, 5 weeks upduffed since telling AF in no uncertain terms that she wasn't welcome. Here to stay in touch please smile

couldbeanyone Thu 10-Jul-14 21:14:56

Evening viroids, great title.

Age 31
TTC since may 14
DC 4yo DD

Hi patiently!

patientlywaitingformymiracle Thu 10-Jul-14 21:19:03

Just read your infamous article. Don't know whether to laugh or cry.. They think cm is titillating??

Hi couldbe!

minimooo Thu 10-Jul-14 21:21:40

Thanks for the new fred Zyla. Brilliant title!

Hi patiently!

Name: minimooo
Age: 30
TTC: since October 2012
DC: no human ones, but have two unfriendly but very cute bunnies

I think I'm 3dpo (or maybe 2dpo?), and managed to dtd three days in a row over what I think was ov day so here's hoping dh's awesome penis has worked its magic! grin

Good luck to all the JSers on the shiny new thread!

DulcetMoans Thu 10-Jul-14 21:31:22

New home! Hi patiently, I think you'll like it here!

Name: dulcetmoans
Age: 28
DCs: none
TTC: since March 2012, one recent MC and currently the WTF cycle so no idea where I am!

Good luck viroids! Capes on, legs up!

wilmabedrock Thu 10-Jul-14 21:35:12

Checking in, aiming to lurk but can't keep my mouth shut.

Name: Wil
Age: 34
Minipeople: 1 aged 2 and approx 3 months upduffed, scan soon, fx.

Good work Zyla and welcome person who have forgotten name of already and can't check on the app. I'm going to guess at patience...

wilmabedrock Thu 10-Jul-14 21:36:02


cookielove Thu 10-Jul-14 21:46:48

Hello long time lurker checking in.

Name: cookielove
Ttc: January 2013, mmc in September 2013, pregnant again in January 2014 due 23rd September
Currently: 29+4 shock

Spreading out the baby dust!

littleluna89 Thu 10-Jul-14 21:47:39

Hola viroids! Loving the new Fred title! Welcome patiently!

Name: Luna
Age: 25
DC: 19 month DD, one chicken (who I'm broodily planing on making a mummy) and an ageing guineapig!
TTC since : June.

Shall keep my obsessive list of viroids from the last thread updated, haven't posted it because a few people said they prefer doing their own intro's :D

Pisghetti Thu 10-Jul-14 21:54:20

Shewees agogo!

Hi patiently

Name: Pis
Age: 34
DC: 13 yr old DS, currently incubating something the size of a full stop.

Hanging around as I'm still in a state of disbelief! DS randomly pipped up in the car earlier "if you get pregnant, I'd like you to tell me when you find out and not 3 months in". Nope not spilling dem beans just yet!

RPopz Thu 10-Jul-14 22:57:42

Haha great title Zyla grin Also laughed my ass off at your random kitty ramblings at the end of the last one!!!

Ttc since September 2013
Upduffed since: April 2014.
DCs: only cats and cockers so far!

Love to all. Pis I totally didn't realise your son was 13!! How funny he said that today - do you think he knows??? Will you tell him before 3 months? X

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