The Rules...
(1) A lady may only POAS on a Friday.
(2) Friday means the day that everyone calls Friday in the time zone where you spent the night.
(3) Rule (1) does not apply to POA-OPK-S, UNLESS they are being illegitimately used as surrogate HCG detectors, in which case Rule (1) most definitely does apply
(4) Rule (1) does not apply following a BFP because if you want to waste £25 a day POADigiS that's your prerogative
(5) Rule (1) does not apply if a lady is POAS in an attempt to get a BFN to prove she can start DTD with intent
(6) Rule (1) does not apply if a lady wants for unknown reason to pee on an actual stick, like a twig or some such, if that lady is unexpectedly caught short whilst tramping in the forest looking for bears.
(7) These rules (including Rule (1)) are subject to the change at any time if the ladies of the Posifrickentivity thread decide on a whim come up with empirical evidence to prove that it is luckier to POAS on any other day of the week
(8) Violators of Rule (1) shall be subject to fish throwing.
And as a grand finale, why not pledge to NEVER POAS before 14DPO?
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Parsley2506 · 24/03/2014 12:38
Dammit, I forgot to add Posifrickentivity to the title. I hope the fertility gods won't frown on me for doing so.
Shall we start with a new stats list?
Parsely, 32, TTC #1 since Mar 2012 
, MMC Nov '13 .
Awesome thread naming Parsley. FX this is the one for all of us 
Otters, 32, TTC #1 since Mar 2012 (insert swear word), MMC Nov'13. Clomid junky (approaching round #9)
Nice work Parsley.
Here we go,
cakebaker35, ttc#2 since Oct 13, mmc Mar 14 
Sebs, sorry you're feeling low, you've been through so bloody much, sending you very un-mn hugs. And fish slaps to all who need them.
37Cake - hugs back 'atcha
High five ladies, we will do this!!
TTC #2 since July 2013, mc February 2014
Cheers for the new thread Parsley! Can't stay long for now so will just quickly add my stats - which are exactly the same as yours sebs! 
Metalhead, 34, ttc#2 since July '13, mmc February '14
Ooh, you guys are stat-twins 
. Thanks for the new Fred parsley!
Seasides, 27, TTC #1 since Sep 2012, BFP Dec '12, ectopic Dec '12.
Now on cycle 9, or 11, depending on how you see it - took a 2 month break after EP on doc's orders, then 2 months TTC but cycles haywire so I don't think they count, then 2 cycle break on acupuncturist's orders. So I'm going with cycle 9, which is still bloody long enough! Waiting for appointment to see if remaining tube is a duffer.
Thanks sebs - you summed it up right there. Though sometimes I wish DH and I could pause time for a while until I'm upduffed, and then re-start it and join in with all the baby fun.
GOOD LUCK with doc tomorrow parsley, may the MN force be with you.
Can I get an EWCM gold star please? I don't usually get much, but clearly all the and [tea] I've been drinking count as hydration as today's def the day. DH should prepare himself for a seasides-sized serving of tith when he walks through the door after work!
There are literally no other humans on this earth I could expect to be excited about my CM. So thank you all for that!
Seasides I have been waiting for just such an occasion to deploy my 'congratulations on your abundant ewcm' card That TITH will slip down a treat
Thanks for the new thread!
Jetpackplease, 33, ttc #1 since Dec 2013, MMC at 10 weeks and ERPC March 2014.
Currently sat in A&E waiting to get some acute pain checked out post-surgery
Looking forward to lots of BFPs on this thread soon...
Welcome zahazie - there's not a huge amount of casual TTC (or toad in the hole, as we like to call it) going on here, I think more of the embrace your obsessiveness or is that just me?! Basically, what I mean is that you can't be too crazy. We will understand!
Aw, thanks penguin, I'll put it up on my mantelpiece and freak my mother-in-law out
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Sorry I missed you littlelady I will try and do another update later and add you then.
Welcome to any newbies. The route to getting here is awful but we do try and have a laugh amongst the angst and support. Hope all is well jetpack
Sorry you are having a down day sebs
Good luck with the interview otters
Massively frustrating English I am not sure I whether I ovd this cycle either. The signs were there (ewcm, the post-mc-post-ov sore boobs) but never got a positive opk (I ran out on CD 19 and thought sod it). So who knows what will happen? Fertility Friend is predicting AF on Friday so if I haven't started spotting before then I will poas
I have had my Day21 test done as well as tests for chlamydia and gonorrhoea (just had to goggle both to get the spellings, must remember to delete my search history...) - which are apparently prereqs before the infertility clinic will see me. Booked in for Day1 tests on 1st April. I have told DH he can hold off making an apt until we know this month is a no go. I think he has everything crossed even more than usual
I am currently sitting in my front garden in the wind having attacked the flower bed and added a little fence thingie contemplating life I have no energy to punctuate that sentence I am so miserable . I really really dispise my body. The only good thing it has ever done is produce my son.
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