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Come one, Come All! Join the BESH on the Carousel of Cuntishness! Prize for spinning off the side is of course your very own BAYBEE! Pay your fare, pick a horse and hold on tight!

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MissHobart · 11/02/2014 19:15

Which horse did you choose? Hope it's a good one as it might be a bumpy ride!

Are you BESH enough? Dig out the infamous BESHtionnaire and proffer your soul for judgement! No tweeness or baby dust allowed, If you're easily offended fuck off! Grin

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TheBuggerlugs · 11/02/2014 19:16

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MissHobart · 11/02/2014 19:17

Forgot to add: thread for those in their 30's ttc for 12 months or over, no instadiffers here please.

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MissHobart · 11/02/2014 19:18

MissHobart

Horse: My Little Pony Bi-Polar Bubbles (pink and manic)

Ttc #1, 13 months, 2 x MC.

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MissHobart · 11/02/2014 19:21
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FrankelInFoal · 11/02/2014 19:23

Well done MissH, a very appropriate BESH thread.

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HesterShaw · 11/02/2014 19:23

Carousel of Cuntishness!!!! Imagine if the DM got hold of that

My hoss is Desert Orchid for no other reason than I have heard of him. And he was pretty. And Welsh. Though I am loath to stick a pole through his back.


I just burst into tears watching the SW news. All the poor tired, hungry weak little seabirds washing ashore in Dorset. It's too murky and stormy for them to find fish

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FrankelInFoal · 11/02/2014 19:26

Aww the poor birds Hest, the wildlife must be having a shocking time too. There are usually stories at this time of year on the local news here about seal pups that have separated from their mums by storms Sad

Dessie was a grumpy old sod by all accounts, so he'd fit in well round here Grin Wink

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MissHobart · 11/02/2014 19:29

Hest - sad, but a good sign that you're bursting into tears yes!? Grin

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HesterShaw · 11/02/2014 19:30

I am grumpy too so we'll get on.

I keep having these mood crashes. I can't imagine this ivf will have worked.

Bugs be careful tomorrow driving to the clinic. It looks v snowy.

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HesterShaw · 11/02/2014 19:31

I burst into tears a lot when I'm stressed MissH

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MissHobart · 11/02/2014 19:32

Me too! Hmm

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JethroTull · 11/02/2014 19:34

Nice thread MissH!

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MissHobart · 11/02/2014 19:37
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lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 11/02/2014 19:47

Evening hags,

Nice fred, missH! I'll bring Jolly Jumper back in, as long as I am allowed to stay. Ttc for 3,5 yrs, unexplained, now fairly diffed after FET. Mc after IUI and cp after ivf1.

Needed to mark my space for tomorrow's men killing.

Exciting and stressful times. Keeping stuff crossed for beautiful lining, Fizz!

Bloody house buying, we tried and failed the other week, fab! Hope you fare better.

I am fine, still men killing and have bad insomnia, so knackered beyond belief... Hence the early incoherent posts.

Oh and welcome newby, fankle!

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FizzyFeet · 11/02/2014 19:49


My previous hoss was called The Unituber but that doesn't seem so appropriate now that that one's gone too. Harrumph. Maybe I'll go for Silver Linings.

If we are doing stats, brace yourself. Age 33, ttc for 3 years. One mmc, two ectopics, no tubes. Endo, low egg reserve and 2 x IVF transfers cancelled due to lining issues.

So as expected today my lining wasn't up to it naturally. I was pretty pleased with the growth, though: 4.3 on Friday and 5.5 today. I'll be straight on to a medicated cycle now - start downregging next Tues and then a whopping dose of oestrogen (pills not stabbing this time). Am pleased to be getting straight on with it; my clinic have a habit of dragging things out, so this is a nice surprise.
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MissHobart · 11/02/2014 19:52

Fizzy - I think Silver linings is brilliant! Glad to hear things are moving forwards! Grin

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FizzyFeet · 11/02/2014 20:06

My cats are driving me nuts! They are trapped indoors and getting up to mischief of all sorts - scrapping with each other, climbing in things they shouldn't and jumping up where they know they can't go... I just caught one of them clambering up the cooker hood and the other in the fireplace grate Confused

Btw nice Fred, missH. And hello fankle and welcome

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HesterShaw · 11/02/2014 20:36

Silver Linings is a good name.

Stats? When did we do stats? Ok then. HesterShaw, formerly Ariel, formerly Aries (Rie), age 173 38, TTC for 4 years exactly, low AMH, though it can't have been that low four years ago, never even a sniff of a diff, two failed IUIs last year, currently 2WOOFLing after two embryos were put in my tum tum last Weds. Married for 1000 11 years to MrH.

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FrankelInFoal · 11/02/2014 20:52

For stats/intro purposes this us me:

Frankel (32) TTC for 3 years, diagnosed PCOS, 5 failed rounds of Clomid, 3 failed rounds of OI with a CP in the second and cancellation of 3rd cycle due to shrinking follies (Hmm), 4th cycle worked and currently 37 weeks diffed with a pink ESHlet.

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HesterShaw · 11/02/2014 20:56

37 weeks!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1 Bloody hell Frank.

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HesterShaw · 11/02/2014 20:58

Ps didn't you join the frolickers at the same time as me? I thought you were 2010 as well.

(because obviously I know better than you how long you were ttc....)

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FrankelInFoal · 11/02/2014 20:58

Tell me about it! I have mastered the art of waddling quite well, so if we ver have another penguin fred I'll fit right in Grin

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