Harry Potter and the rise of the BESH: Instadiffers, baby dusters and huns will be subject to the spell Evanesco!!.
(1000 Posts)Expecto Patronum
If you are you over 30 and have been ttc for over 12 months, are witch like or even better a complete hag and willing to abuse your powers of wizardry to conjure up gin by the bucket load, then fill out the Beshionnaire and join us if you dare in our battle against BESH curse.
Instadiffers and baby dusters will be turned into frogs and used in a potion.
Peskipiksi Pesternomi!!!
Marking place to keep an eye on you all
<leaves [gin] and >
Accio baybee!
<looks hopefully>
<drowns sorrows in Firewhisky>
Nice one rasp
<Zooms in on broomstick>
Wotcha hags.
Thanks rasp.
Winks I think that one is going to be repeated quite a bit.
I'll see if I can magic one up: expecto bambino.
Thought I'd go with a Harry theme, we can cast evil spells on idiots then
MATV is really annoying me today. All I've done is clean the house all weekend and all he can do is frown at me. Some days I really feel I could knock him into the middle of next week although I do appreciate I have horrendous PMT and achy boobs just now.
<hobbles in using broomstick as a crutch>
I know 9 miles seems ridiculous but we really were in the middle of nowhere, GS was running in a race and the car was blocked in in the car park so it was walk or dehydrate. A friend of ours did dehydrate a couple if weeks ago at a race and was rushed to hospital so I was a bit worried. Anyway, just got sore feet now and I didn't feel at all guilty when I ate a chocolate pudding last night.
I like 'cautiously optimistic' too. It may just happen Euro and if it doesn't, it's not the end of the road for you necessarily. There's always hope.
I've been feeling a bit left behind on the shaggers thread too. There's only 2 of us left from when I first joined last year. It's miserable, but that's partly why I love this thread because I don't feel so alone.
<tosses opks into cauldron>
Nice thread Rasp.
<sweeps in wearing long black cloak>
Lovely Fred, rasp. Listen ladies, we are not alone. No BESH left behind, ok?
I have been massively over eatin this weekend. We cooked for friends yesterday who are big eaters and drinkers. Usually I'm pretty restrained but just lost the plot. Later we are going to see different friends - they started ttc, and now have a toddler and she's 8 and a half months diffed with their second. I just can't imagine what it's like to be able to go "let's have a baby" and then... Just have one!
True to form my clinic want more bloods (day 2-5 ones) so we won't be starting this cycle. But all being well we should be starting late September.
Now, what's everyone else up to? Where's our newbie? hope we didn't scare you off with all the poo talk
Should have said - they started ttc at the same time as us!
<hopps down off hipogriff>
<dusts down cloak>
<fumbles for wand muttering new mantra 'accio baybee and expecto bambino'>
love it ladies, well done rasp
Wow bear, good work for the cause, I think I'd have eaten the chocolate pudding too after all that.
My twin sister was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. I just feel numb. A furry mane is definitely a good place to hide thanks bear. Can anything else go wrong right now? Second thoughts, don't answer that! My four legged friend was a fecking ledge this morning, helped blow away all the cobwebs. Best cling to the good bits right. No BESH left behind.
Oh cherry I'm so sorry to hear that. That's totally shit news and it must be a huge shock. Hope you and the rest of your family are holding up ok. <sneaks in an un BESH like hug>
Oh no Cherry. I'm sorry. There's no words really, it's a horrible time, just know we are all here for hugs and handholds.
Oh bloody hell cherry that must be enormously hard. We're here for you if you need support or want to "talk" about it with folks who aren't also hurting about it.
Oh fuck cherry that's horrendous, I'm so sorry.
fanks guys, appreciate that. Feel like hexing fecking cancer but here's to friendship charms instead. If anyone is bloodyminded enough to get through this then she will be but it still looks like a rocky road ahead. And of course all the diagnostic tests are unavailable till Tues as its fecking bank holiday.
Oh Cherry. How fucking awful. I'm so sorry. Thinking of you and also here for you. Glad you had the mane to help in RL. Hope you and your family are able to hold it all together.
Hello witches!
Cannot find BESH listed in my Dark Arts book
Please can someone lift my Imperius Curse and Reparo this?
I am ttc with one tube so any Accio Baybee or Expecto Pregnatum spells will be gratefully accepted.
In return I shall dig up my Mandrakes (earplugs a must) and
Form them into naice slices
Welcome Breville please seek out your quill and the Hogwarts BESH questionare and send it over the floo network for our perusal. Tis our version of the sorting hat. BESH house rules
cherry what fucking awful news, so sorry. Wishing Tuesday to come quickly for you
Cherry so sorry about your news. Hope your sister fights it off.
How does I find the BESH questionnaire
Accio link?
Have old parchment ready and waiting!
Hi Breville. I think you'll find the BESHtionnaire at the end of the last thread when Cherry joined. The thread was entitled 'The BESH bush needs pruning. . .' I think.
Fizz- I always find that crazy too. Imagine being able to plan like that. I don't think I'm ever going to use contraception again now. Don't seem to need it.
Cherry I am so so sorry. Thinking about you. Xx
Breville I did the BESHtionnaire on the last feed; looking forward to your answers!! Enjoy! X
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