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nobeer Sat 24-Aug-13 11:43:43

Share your experiences, worries, recipes, holiday recommendations. Swearing welcome.

starsandmoonandback Sat 24-Aug-13 11:48:08

I was worried I'd be lost! shock

nobeer Sat 24-Aug-13 12:14:36

Thank god you turned up stars grin! I was worried I was on my own!

starsandmoonandback Sat 24-Aug-13 12:43:52

Ha ha grin I'm sure the others will find us.... taps fingers on desk

Lets keep posting so we stay near the top!!!

BeetleBeetle Sat 24-Aug-13 13:00:10

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Llw2 Sat 24-Aug-13 13:17:34

I thought I'd lost you all! Am new to mumsnet (the irony!) and didn't know what happens when a thread dies,thank goodness now i can get back to the ironing and vino!

chocolocodowninacapulco Sat 24-Aug-13 13:18:58

I'm here too!

Am looking forward to a good catch up later as we've been away on our hols for a few days. Congratulations on your BFP miss grin

eurochick Sat 24-Aug-13 13:25:57

I'm here, and I've PM'd tame the link.

PramQueen1971 Sat 24-Aug-13 14:07:19

Tame, I have decided you are Really Rather Rich and as such we cannot be friends unless you invite me on your next jaunt

Nobeer, doubts and pessimism mean nothing. Nothing. Do you hear? x

Stars, I am frequently shown a biscuit when arguing over on the feminism threads and I now understand it to mean I am an arsehole smile

Lamb and mash sounds fucking sublime.

nobeer Sat 24-Aug-13 14:23:38

Thank you Prammy for the reassurance. I need it! I'm feeling much better now, much more relaxed, but not necessarily more positive - just more resigned to waiting for the result.

For lunch we had mushroom risotto with grilled salmon.

starsandmoonandback Sat 24-Aug-13 14:28:24

Think I've taken over where you left off nobeer! I feel fairly pmt-ish. Felt like killing dh earlier!!! The insanity!!!

Pram, ah I see! So that's a bum hole with a turd is it? How lovely!!! They are obviously charming on the feminism thread you've been on then?!

What a crappy wet day. Urgh.

nobeer Sat 24-Aug-13 14:31:48

Oh no, I'm sorry stars! I was really annoyed with DP over a bit of stale bread. It seemed incredibly important this morning blush.

PramQueen1971 Sat 24-Aug-13 14:32:08

Nobeer, 'resigned' is the perfect way to deal with the impending test. I honestly believe in preparing for the worst without making oneself miserable. Cramps will not necessarily mean implantation and no symptoms means jack shit in this game. We know this for a fact, don't we, MissM? wink

Stars, I'm chortling at your perception of a turd somewhere in that emoticon! I think it is simply an arse with a chocolate starfish in the middle. No sign of turd-dom!

PramQueen1971 Sat 24-Aug-13 14:33:23

Nobeer, stale bread-gate is HUGE round my gaff. Sympathies.

starsandmoonandback Sat 24-Aug-13 14:49:41

Nobeer, oh dear! I hope your dh was more understanding to you than mine is being at the moment! confused

Pram...I'm on my phone so emoticons are tiny! Lol! Still looks like a turd coming out a big yellow bum to me, now you mentioned bum holes! Lol!

Lwl, I was the same and thought arghhh!!!

wishwash Sat 24-Aug-13 15:27:37

No no ladies, get it right. It's a ring sting after a vindaloo poo! Ouch shock

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BeetleBeetle Sat 24-Aug-13 16:43:16

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nobeer Sat 24-Aug-13 17:04:45

grin grin

BrookerC Sat 24-Aug-13 17:05:01

Stroppy Mcstroppsville finally signing in & ready for action!
I am having a mare of a day. I tried posting earlier but lost it due to loss of signal. I have so far today: almost thrown my phone, kicked a kitten & dunked a child's head under water <I'll let you lot guess which ONE is a lie> I nearly jumped out of our car while it was moving to escape DH <I do have form but I usually wait until the car has stopped moving-or DH pulls over & agrees I should get the fuck out> I have every symptom known to woman kind that AF is here except the bleeding-aaahhhh! I am oficially on mentalling knicker watch. Action taken so far to bring on the witch includes booking a camping trip & going swimming & still the fucker refuses to show up! Now I'm bringing the big guns out. Buying a pregancy test tom. That should bring it on.Done deal.
Sorry for the me,me,me moaning
Thank you nobeer for starting the new Fred x

BrookerC Sat 24-Aug-13 17:55:14

* pregnancy I have also lost the ability to spell!!!

Fabuluce Sat 24-Aug-13 18:40:16

Brooks, and breeeeeaaaaath smile sounds like a day to write off to me - are you able to crawl under a duvet and shut out the world?

We went out for lunch and I treated myself to a divine steak with blue cheese sauce - because I could - taking of silver linings where I can. Went to the wonderfully titled Mole and Chicken pub smile then to the flicks to see Elysium. I'd rate it a 6.5-7 out of 10. Mr fab was a big fan of Jodie Foster's legs in the movie but then he's a total leg perver so that was no surprise!

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