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Young woman, what are you doing to me? JUST SHAGGING for my bfp, theres no need to say it, we are poas, THREAD NUMBER 16!!!!!

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cookielove Sun 07-Jul-13 09:46:42

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 14 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

EssieSaysRelax Fri 26-Jul-13 22:16:40


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EssieSaysRelax Fri 26-Jul-13 22:16:03

It's here

EssieSaysRelax Fri 26-Jul-13 22:15:04

Hi bear! No bfp for me but I am about to press go with the new Fred.

Bearfacedchic Fri 26-Jul-13 22:11:48

Anyone want to squeeze another BFP in before end of the Fred? grin needlessly wastes messages

Bearfacedchic Fri 26-Jul-13 22:07:38

Tis very easy Essie- thanks!

EssieSaysRelax Fri 26-Jul-13 22:06:12

Ok I'll do it, bear with while I work out how!.......

Bearfacedchic Fri 26-Jul-13 22:04:58

Yay Choc!!!!! Congrats!!! grin you've made it a Fred record - I think that makes it 8 BFPs! Woo hoo!

fifi- I'm still here. I didn't think we'd get to the end of the Fred before I went on hols but boy, do we like a chat! grin

Any thoughts about what kind of Fred we could have?

lil1ady Fri 26-Jul-13 21:42:06

arealoumd= around Lol

I will try not to spam finish the thread this time!

lil1ady Fri 26-Jul-13 21:40:35

congrats choc super news!

Fifi I delve a bit are not alone!

bear said she couldn't start it as away... red are you arelound to start this one instead? or perhaps our mascot zing could start it? I don't feel I've been here long enough to earn thread starting luck yet and I don't know how to start one who else has been resident a while Essie?

pizzaqueen Fri 26-Jul-13 21:39:51

congratulations choc!!! grin

EssieSaysRelax Fri 26-Jul-13 20:50:36

Yes agree re unloading here. Think I'd have snapped and given up ttc if it weren't for you guys helping me realise I am not alone!

EssieSaysRelax Fri 26-Jul-13 20:49:31

Oh choc amazing news! Well done for cramming another bfp in before the end of the Fred! So happy for you. Xxx

ChocChaffinch Fri 26-Jul-13 20:48:09

thanks zing and all you guys, unloading here is literally the only place for female support, dh just doesn't measure up for ttc chat grin

ChocChaffinch Fri 26-Jul-13 20:43:03

ok here's all the horny details...

it was our 1st try following SMEP but got it quite wrong.. did it CD4, 6 and 8 and then 14. Ovvd about cd10/11. 30 day cycle.
On about CD15 I went on a very rough fairground waltzers ride, and my tummy felt very weird after - scrambled grin. from about CD17 had side boob pain, quite noticeable towards the end. They're only slightly bigger though. Felt dizzy once sitting down on CD11 ish, have felt very slightly barfy when cleaning my teeth, but not noticeably. Very tearful though, Tangled made me cry in 2 parts have never done so before the other day. dc's were looking at me sideways grin Was utterly distracted and totally scatterbrained at work, cant remember how to do the simplest thing. Hence I got in a lot of trouble... then at the shop I went for milk, got everything else forgot milk had to go round again, shop guy was laughing at me smile
Took the double lines pee stick to show dh (he was out with dcs) lovely to see his face, with the other 2 Im sure I told him over the phone grin

But ... I have 2 dc, and I am very grateful and love them to bits; Ive also had 2 MC so know this time is only a 50% chance. Also was v v ill with HG in my last pg, admitted for 4 days so need to eat LOTS now as am sure will waste away soon... going to try and not tell family for ages will be v v hard as they are v v perceptive and we are all close grin

ZingWidge Fri 26-Jul-13 20:43:00

well done choc! so happy for you!

I've been reading up and sending some baby glitter towards you all- I'm glad some of it stuck!

if you start a new thread without a link would someone pm me please.
very busy weekend won't be checking.
hugs to all who need it.

Writerwannabe83 Fri 26-Jul-13 20:40:01

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh choc I'm so, so, so happy for you!!!!!!!

DulcetMoans Fri 26-Jul-13 20:34:01

OMG choc! Congrats!! I love how happy and capitalised you are! Lol. Makes up for the shitty day, yes?

Come on then; symptoms, do anything different??

ChocChaffinch Fri 26-Jul-13 20:22:35


ertd didn't show... had an utterly SHITTY day at work, then got home to find amazon tests had arrived! destiny!!!
but can't actually believe it. will test again tomorrow..

EssieSaysRelax Fri 26-Jul-13 20:06:09

Aaah I see re the gleek now. I'm afraid I've never lived watched an episode of Glee in my life.

Yes who's doing the next Fred? I'm too scared in case I make a hash of it on my antiquated IT equipment.

cookielove Fri 26-Jul-13 18:49:20

Wow this thread ran out super quick!!

cookielove Fri 26-Jul-13 18:48:35

RIP Cory sad I am a gleek!!

Essie I use to pants at swallowing pills I trained myself to take them by swallowing small soft sweets whole and working up to normal pills. The seven sea pills are very small.

fifi669 Fri 26-Jul-13 18:26:18

Ps where is bear? We are getting pretty close to end of Fred.

fifi669 Fri 26-Jul-13 18:25:31

Gleek is glee/geek. The bride us a big fan and will prob get hideously drunk and cry over the death of Corey. They plan to start at 11am..... I'll be the older, wiser one on soft drinks until a decent hour

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