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The BESH plumbing is blocked up. Where's a man with a big tool when you need one?

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Sun 23-Jun-13 15:57:50

Welcome to the BESH plumbing thread, where we have blocked pipes, dirty u-bends and leaks aplenty.

Newbies are welcome to seek out the BESHtionnaire submit highly inflated quotes for consideration. Instadiffers will be massively overcharged and sent packing.

<sucks air through teeth> Hmmm, this job is gonna cost a bit wink

RaspberrySnowCone Fri 19-Jul-13 07:31:44

Tour De BESH! We should definitely do it. Especially with this lovely weather smile thank god it's Friday. I'm off to a burlesque recital tonight! Hoping to pick up some tips on nipple tassel twirling, despite all recent practice I'm not sure my twizzling is as smooth as it could be!

lovesLemonDrizzleCake Fri 19-Jul-13 07:33:16

Good luck for scannage frank. Everything is crossed mainly to keep the foof-bullets in for you!

Well done on the cycle ride bugs. I hope to get back to exercise once the old ovaries have resumed their normal, quiet position and size. At the moment they still hurt when I walk fast...

Waves to all the BESH, and have some kippers for breakfast to see who of the newly diffed will start puking.

evilgiraffe Fri 19-Jul-13 07:56:44

Was chest licking a troll? That's a shame, I enjoyed that one.

I really want to get out on my bike, but can't face even standing outside in full sun, never mind exercising in it. I think combined with the hot flushes I'd end up fainting and falling off in the road confused

Good luck, Frank! I have everything crossed for you.

OhBuggerMe Fri 19-Jul-13 08:11:51

frank we're here for you today.

KeepTheFaithBaby Fri 19-Jul-13 08:16:15

Yeah it was only when you said about how she posts bugs I did a search and realised she is a bomb dropper - reveals this TTC with FWB and waits for a reaction. I have simply suggested MNHQ take a look at it.

Glad the appointment went ok draf.

Oh interesting yesterday I met up with a friend whose baybee is 3 weeks old. It took 3 years for them. I never pried bit wonder how she got diffed, turns out theirs was an IVF win. I just wanted to encourage those of you going through the process that it can and does work...luff you hags

KeepTheFaithBaby Fri 19-Jul-13 08:16:38

terrible typos

lovesLemonDrizzleCake Fri 19-Jul-13 08:49:00

Fertilisation occurred, we have ET tomorrow no news on numbers or quality, guess we'll get some of that at the clinic. Ta faif the IVF-win story comes at the right time.

SinkyMalinks Fri 19-Jul-13 09:00:31

grin driz

OhBuggerMe Fri 19-Jul-13 09:08:14

grin grin grin excellent news driz.

Make LOTS of plans for the tww.

OhBuggerMe Fri 19-Jul-13 09:09:19

sinks how you feeling? What time is your appointment?

CaptainMoll Fri 19-Jul-13 09:10:26

Hooray for embidrizzes! Good luck for ET grin

TWinklyLittleStar Fri 19-Jul-13 09:11:13

Well done to your eggs and his spaff driz, good luck for tomorrow.

I am seeing my friend's IVF-win twins tomorrow. Another friend has just gone off on maternity leave from an IVF win. It does happen, I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.

CaptainMoll Fri 19-Jul-13 09:11:31

Frankle - thinking v positive thoughts for your scan today - everything crossed for good news.

CaptainMoll Fri 19-Jul-13 09:13:14

Also QUICK someone make a new fred! (I did the one before this so I'm opting out of any responsibility!)

TWinklyLittleStar Fri 19-Jul-13 09:13:42

Oh - I too am disappointed that the chest licker was a troll, but that was a fun troll.

frank if you're reading - very best wishes for today.

sinky good luck.

OhBuggerMe Fri 19-Jul-13 09:14:49

New Fred is done.

SinkyMalinks Fri 19-Jul-13 09:18:18

I'm ok thanks. Sore boobs and nausea, but nothing horrendous.

GP at 4.10. But they won't have much to say I don't think. I just want to know when they'll be able to get me a scan. I'm thinking of trying to get a private one over the weekend if not... (Is that even possible?!)

I will let you hags know, if you want. But don't want to be a twat. Please tell me to shut up if needed.

OhBuggerMe Fri 19-Jul-13 09:34:07

Nearly full.....can't link new Fred from phone - can someone else do it?

TWinklyLittleStar Fri 19-Jul-13 09:48:06

New fred. Like it!

TWinklyLittleStar Fri 19-Jul-13 09:50:44

sinky I managed to get a scan at 8 30pm near where I live, in a very WAGish area, so I suspect you should be able to on a weekend.

Mine was a bit of a waste, too soon to see much of anything except a very thick endometrium.

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