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The Elderberry Gluckschmerzers who sausage wang between the Sofa of Pity and the Pouffe of Possibility  (thread 11) 

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Bunnygirlie Tue 18-Jun-13 08:30:55

Come and join us elderly TTCers on the Sofa of Pity (SoP), Rug of Rage (RoR), the Pouffe of Possibility (PoP) or the Chaise Lounge of Limbo (CLoL) whilst trying to avoid the BubbleBath of Gloom(BoG)!
The smallprint - Berries have a strict entrance criteria (TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 3+months, NO instadiffers, must have a special pot) and def no mention of baby dust or baby dancing UGH !!! Ooh we are strict...please note your house may be at risk if you do not keep up repayments lol

SidneyBristow Mon 15-Jul-13 15:09:25


Thunder OMG OMG OMG!
If 2 people get BFPs while I'm away for 3 days, imagine what could happen when I go away next week for 7!!

Ok Thunder & Merks, I need to know what you guys did this month to get your win. What was your timing/frequency like, did you use anything special, did you stand on your head after, etc. If this has been discussed on FB then I can wait to find out but seriously I have no shame and the fact that I was the only childless person at the party of 50+ guests last weekend is making me crazy. Spill the beans, help a sister out!!!

CatsCantFlyFast Mon 15-Jul-13 15:48:52

Sidney, will write you an essay on FB about what we did! PM any of us your facebook username and we will add you. Nobody can see a thing, but you have to 'friend' the person who adds you but then they can de friend afterwards

CatsCantFlyFast Mon 15-Jul-13 15:57:11

Sidney, will write you an essay on FB about what we did! PM any of us your facebook username and we will add you. Nobody can see a thing, but you have to 'friend' the person who adds you but then they can de friend afterwards

Tallyra Mon 15-Jul-13 16:24:20

oh my god!! I've been dipping in and out on fb but never saw that one!!! two in one week!!!shock yaay! grin

CatsCantFlyFast Mon 15-Jul-13 17:27:24

Sid just need you to accept the friend request so I can add you to the group then defriend you! We live vaguely (5 ish miles I think) close but I shall look the other way if we ever pass each other in the street!!

CatsCantFlyFast Mon 15-Jul-13 17:31:47


Bunnygirlie Mon 15-Jul-13 18:03:13

Congrats thunder

Bunnygirlie Mon 15-Jul-13 18:04:58

CD1, cycle 15 sad angry sad angry sad angry sad angry sad

I am just so bloody fed up of all this, the stress of DTD, the waiting, the crushing disappointment every month, it's just unbearable! Not sure how much more of this I can cope with.

CatsCantFlyFast Mon 15-Jul-13 18:06:44

Sorry Bunny, that's crappety crap. It's awful when you feel like that because you can't stop but can't see how you can keep going through it. Chocolate, wine and a comfy sofa for you. Chin up x

Boomgoestheweasel Mon 15-Jul-13 18:20:26

Oh Bunny sad it's absolute arse, isn't it?

If it makes you feel better, I am in a dissolved heap of tears in front of the computer. I'm not even sure why, I suspect it might be a combination of progesterone induced PMT, post BFN-slump, the dogs having a fight and one of them now having a bloody nose, and having a dissertation due in 2 days and still 4000 words to go. Oh and DH is being an unsympathetic horrible man and I don't know why I want to have babies with him!


CatsCantFlyFast Mon 15-Jul-13 18:34:03

Hormones are rubbish hmm
Boom when is AF due?

Thundercatsarego Mon 15-Jul-13 18:35:51

Oh bollocks bunny and boom that's so shitty. I'm sorry you're having horrible days. Ice cream remedy?

BelissimaLol Mon 15-Jul-13 18:42:35

Hello, not sure any of you remembers me... Just popping in to say congrats merk and thunder. We do seem to graduate in bunches so it looks it the start of another one!!! I think there were 6 of us in November so room for a few more smilegrin.
Oh no bunny. I'm so sorry af turned up today. It's heart breaking I know. Hugs x

Bunnygirlie Mon 15-Jul-13 18:49:39

Oh boom sorry you're having a crappy one too.

Very chuffed for merk and thunder but might have to take a leave of absence for a day or two, AF emotions too high at the mo x

CatsCantFlyFast Mon 15-Jul-13 18:55:02

Hey bunny if you want me to feck off I won't be offended! Make sure your OH is spoiling you and look after yourself

Bunnygirlie Mon 15-Jul-13 19:12:21

No don't be daft merk stick around and give us hope! After the 12 week scan I may kick you out though wink

Tallyra Mon 15-Jul-13 19:23:28

merkin you are NOT allowed to leave!

happylass Mon 15-Jul-13 19:25:52

Sorry AF got you Bunny and that you're feeling rubbish Boom. Have lots of wine and some flowers too. Put your feet up and take care of yourselves.

cherrycoconut Mon 15-Jul-13 19:41:54

Lol @ Sidney thanks for asking great sleuthing questions. I think I believe them but I'm still not sure

<strokes beard>
<dithers a bit>

Waah, thunder! That's amazing news, two wins in a week for the berries, soo pleased for you... Do you think there's something in the air just now?

<sniffs hopefully>

Bunny and Boodle sorry to hear you're out this month. I had my first HRT induced bleed, first AF for a year last week. Was a bit of a shock to the system! I'm coming back as a man. wink

barkingtreefrog Mon 15-Jul-13 19:53:09

Whaaaaa?!? Thunder as well?!?! Bloody hell! Congratulations!! grin

So given there's boodle me and boom all starting sweeties this week, maybe we can all go out together next month?! grin

And I already feel like I'm missing out so I'll have to risk this fb group....

Thundercatsarego Mon 15-Jul-13 19:58:15

Thank you ladies.

Can't believe it's real at all. Am sure af will be turning up tomorrow or weds.

Any other effects of the hormones, cherry?
How's the beard coming along?

CatsCantFlyFast Mon 15-Jul-13 20:01:37

Barking head on over to the dark side... Your phone will be out of battery immediately and your week will fly by grin

CharmingCats Mon 15-Jul-13 20:05:50

Pleeeeaaaaase don't abandon me for Facebook!! At least copy any essays on here....snifffffffff.
No one has mentioned a new thread name. Is this the end?

Major whoop whoop for thunder. Soooo, the dodgy tummy, eh?

Thundercatsarego Mon 15-Jul-13 20:18:27

Cats why aren't you coming too? I'm loving it over there- can finally share things I was too paranoid to write on here.

Some of the dodgy tummy definitely must have just been dodgy tummy. It is still really tender now though which may now be linked to other things.

barkingtreefrog Mon 15-Jul-13 20:50:02

Ok, so I'm friends with Boom (recognised Boomdog!) but I'm not in the secret room yet!! Please let me in! grin

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