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FAO all BESH - SNF for those who frequently CBATM and occasionally SADAW after G&T. LOLs and BD will not be tolerated. IDs will WTP.

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CaptainMoll Sat 25-May-13 22:34:15


Anyone who can correctly translate the above messages wins a baybee.

(Or at the very least, the respect of the BESH).

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Sat 25-May-13 22:46:51


TWinklyLittleStar Sat 25-May-13 23:19:13

<resigns as BESH>

Northey Sat 25-May-13 23:24:21

Right. Erm.

Well yes of course ILG!

As for the rest confused

Northey Sat 25-May-13 23:26:57

Oh! Yes IHIDWAP! Dumbass bitches.

evilgiraffe Sat 25-May-13 23:28:35

Okay, I am not ever going to win a baybee. However, I think I can do the title:

For the Attention Of all Barren Evil Selfish Hags - Shiny New Fred for those who frequently Can't Be Arsed To Menkul and occasionally Stagger Around Drunk And Wailing after Gin & Tonic. "Laugh-Out-Loud"s and "Baby Dancing" will not be tolerated. Insta-Differs will Walk The Plank.

No idea on any of the others, though. I need a clue! Several clues!

Northey Sat 25-May-13 23:30:28

I thought BD was babydust. Though they are equally heinous...

evilgiraffe Sat 25-May-13 23:32:44

Holy fuck, Norf has given clues!

Are You Barren, Evil, Selfish, And A Hag? - YES
Do You Hate Insta-Differs Who Are Pregnant? - YES
Does "Baby Dancing" Make You Vomit? - YES
Do You Love Gin? - YES

evilgiraffe Sat 25-May-13 23:35:18

Oh yes, you're probably right.

I think one of them is "Can You...", but I've no idea about the rest of it.

Oh! And the last one is:
Then This Is The Fred For You!

Northey Sat 25-May-13 23:35:40

Ooh, I had it as Do You Hate InstaDiffers With A Passion.

The last bit is Then This is The Fred For You.

Northey Sat 25-May-13 23:38:39

Could You Learn To Eat, ummm...

Maybe not.

evilgiraffe Sat 25-May-13 23:38:49

With A Passion is less specific and more vitriolic - I approve! Only one left, come on, we can do it...

CaptainMoll Sat 25-May-13 23:55:45

Wow! You have done well!
<impressed face>

HesterShaw Sun 26-May-13 08:35:23

<resigns resignedly>

I have a cold. I didn't get a cold all winter, and I just sneezed 15 times in a row.

CaptainMoll Sun 26-May-13 08:47:03

Hay fever?

CaptainMoll Sun 26-May-13 08:48:37

(The last one is quite a wild card. One of the Ps is for Paint.)

Northey Sun 26-May-13 09:17:26

Period Paint Chart? Can You Learn To something Period Paint Chart?

Northey Sun 26-May-13 09:18:31

Poor hes. Definitely not hayfever?

lovesLemonDrizzleCake Sun 26-May-13 10:43:23

<feels thick>

Definitely YES to most of the translated acronyms, but unsure how they managed wink. I have been crocheting this morning!

evilgiraffe Sun 26-May-13 11:06:35

A present for Frank - jump to about 1:30 minutes in...

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Sun 26-May-13 11:52:44

Seen that one already a million times grin

TWinklyLittleStar Sun 26-May-13 13:28:53

moll can we pls have the last answer? I'm having a very long week and my brain is tired.

Is everyone who isny going to work having a lovely day?

hest - sympathy and the stinkiest of fish to clear your sinuses.

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Sun 26-May-13 14:26:23

Droid is on its way - finally! Got some spotting a few hours ago, so hopefully in the next day or two it will kick off and I can get back on track with the stabbing. Today is CD94 FFS!

TWinklyLittleStar Sun 26-May-13 14:40:45

Fuuuuck frank that is long. Hooray for commencing stabbing!

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Sun 26-May-13 16:07:23

Tell me about it Twinks! To be fair, it could have been over several weeks ago but we decided I wouldn't take the pills until we were in New York because trying to organise stabbing whilst abroad would have been too complex - not sure the Yanks would have taken too kindly to my luggage containing syringes!

Feeling more crampy now, though still only spotting. I'll see what tomorrow/Tuesday brings then call the clinic to arrange a base line scan and blood tests.

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