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The Elderberry & Sausage Pavlovas in 'Battle Royale 3: Shag Tiara Death Match' - the search for the immaculate conception!

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Bunnygirlie Sat 09-Mar-13 23:17:48

Entrant criteria: TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 3+months, OPK & EWCM obsession, NO instadiffers. (Thread 6)

Bunnygirlie Sat 09-Mar-13 23:18:32

Did everybody make it here safely?

CatsCantFlyFast Sat 09-Mar-13 23:18:33

Shoots in on the shuttle... and posts last version of the list (sorry if newbies i've missed you, please update and repost or ask me to do it if you're on your phone)

Aquarius, 32, cycle 10/11, af due 8 March ish
SidneyBristow, 38, ttc since July 2012 (cycle 8), AF due 8 March; awaiting blood test results & appt for ultrasound
MavisCruet176, 35, cycle 5 since mmc, af due 14 March
Boodle, 30, Cycle 19, awaiting FS referral and AF due 15th March
Happylass, 35 cycle 7 AF due 17th March
PowderPuffs, 31, Cycle 5, BFP due 18th March
Merkin, 31, cycle 8, AF due between 19 and 21 Mar
Barkingtreefrog, 33, ttc since January 2012, BFP due 21 March
Twinklestar2, 34, ttc since August 2011, BFP due 22 March
Thunderbuns, 34, cycle 3 since mmc, af due 23rd March
Bunny, 33, married, TTC since June 2012, getting blood tests, hubby having tests too, AF due 27th March
CaptainMoll - 32, TTC since August 2011, AF due 27 March ish Lap and Dye in a couple of months, DH still awaiting proper test results.. *sigh
Pipbin, 37, TTC since May 2011, on the waiting list for IVF AF due 30th March
ILoveMyCats - 31 (nearly 32), ttc #1 since sept 2012, cycle 3 due to long cycle craziness AF due date unknown but FX soon!
Sloaneraver, 34, married, TTC for first time since Feb 2013
Soph 33, married, TTC #1 since Jul 11, on IUI waiting list
Haycorn, 30, TTC for 6 months
Tallyra, 33, TTC since 2009, 3 MCs, doctors appt on 11th to ask many questions.
cherrycoconut, 33, still on cycle #1 TTC since September 2012 OV due...? AF due..?!
Frogcatcher, 36, "step-mother" to OH's 8 year old, TTC since Nov 2012, AF came yesterday & was 4 days late so had really got my hopes up :
ItsAlwaysRaining, very old, TTC one year, one mmc, one blocked tube, 4th cycle of Clomid, on CD5.

Boodle9 Sat 09-Mar-13 23:18:53


CatsCantFlyFast Sat 09-Mar-13 23:19:37

Is that the shuttle making boing noises? If so I may have to get out my spanners

Boodle9 Sat 09-Mar-13 23:19:56

(That was me coming in on the sausage hopper as it was cheaper than the shuttle.)

CatsCantFlyFast Sat 09-Mar-13 23:21:02

But you missed the free biscuits and cake!

Tallyra Sat 09-Mar-13 23:21:29

Made it! (pants while leaning on knees like someone in a chase movie)

CatsCantFlyFast Sat 09-Mar-13 23:21:30

Is a sausage hopper like a space hopper? envy

Bunnygirlie Sat 09-Mar-13 23:22:57

Ooooooh I want a sausage hopper!!!

Tallyra Sat 09-Mar-13 23:23:14

must be a lot more sausage shaped...

Boodle9 Sat 09-Mar-13 23:23:43

Yeah! I figured we had the space sausage shuttle, so other modes of transport prefixed by the word 'space' could also be converted into a sausage-based mode of transport.

No cake on the sausage hopper, but plenty of mould-ripened cheese!

twinklestar2 Sat 09-Mar-13 23:26:37

I'm here!

Bunnygirlie Sat 09-Mar-13 23:26:43

So is there a sausage man?!?

Boodle9 Sat 09-Mar-13 23:28:46

So it would seem:

CatsCantFlyFast Sat 09-Mar-13 23:28:49

And a sausage suit? That is going to be my new name for my onsie

CatsCantFlyFast Sat 09-Mar-13 23:29:21

That pic is amazing!!!

CatsCantFlyFast Sat 09-Mar-13 23:30:15

Although personally I like this guy, just out and about...

Bunnygirlie Sat 09-Mar-13 23:30:58

That is soooooooooo disturbing lol

Off to bedfordshire now, will try to retain the tiara tomorrow, FX hubby hasn't lost his mojo down the sofa today confused

Bunnygirlie Sat 09-Mar-13 23:31:48

P.s. your Internet search histories must be hilarious grin

CatsCantFlyFast Sat 09-Mar-13 23:31:53

Fishes out Mr Bunnies mojo from edge of sofa, brushes off biscuit crumbs and lobs it up the stairs after Bunny

Boodle9 Sat 09-Mar-13 23:38:35

Ha ha, Merkin! I like it! He's just out and about, doing his thing, being a sausage. Next time we start a new thread, you can hitch a ride on the sausage man! Giddy up!

Bunnygirlie Sat 09-Mar-13 23:41:07

No no boodle we will not need a new thread, this is it! (trys and fails at being positive even though I am a pessimist)

Bunnygirlie Sat 09-Mar-13 23:42:13

<catches mojo from merkin and pops it under her pillow for the morning miracle shag> thanks!

Penny31 Sat 09-Mar-13 23:42:14

phew, thought I'd lost you all already! Took a bit of time to find you in my banger..(hoping everyone gets the lame joke; banger aka sausage or old car....) blush

i see there is entrant criteria for this thread. I'm yet to develop an obsession with opk's but definitely got an unhealthy interest in EWCM! Hope that counts smile

Can someone add me to the list please? Total novice and don't know how to do it! Age 33, dp and I ttc #1 cycle 1 bfp due 16th of march....

Seems to be a lot of us due around same time, wishing you all lots of luck!

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