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Yippee Kiyay - it's the BESH Action Hero Thread

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FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Mon 04-Feb-13 17:58:54

Put on your vest/shades and grab your weapons, it's Action Hero Time.

The BESH are experts in all matters action, but specialise in taking out the local droids and sometimes Druids wink

<stands back to the wall near open doorway, gun in hand>

Cover me, I'm going in!

<leaps through door action hero-stylee>

<lands in a heap>

evilgiraffe Mon 04-Feb-13 18:12:53

<puts on sunglasses>

<walks away from burning wreckage of previous thread>

<cue theme music>

I think I should turn off this painfully dull German arts film and put something a bit more invigorating on instead...

ArielThePiraticalMermaid Mon 04-Feb-13 18:20:22

Tatatatatataaaaah! Tatatatatataah! <flings open door and rolls under table>
<unpins hand grenade and throws through window>

Do we get to swear a lot?

JethroTull Mon 04-Feb-13 18:45:30

<pulls on yellow leather suit>

Nice Fred Frank.

captainmoll Mon 04-Feb-13 18:48:36

<Rolls in under closing door of last thread>
<grabs hat just in time>

ArielThePiraticalMermaid Mon 04-Feb-13 18:50:35

<swings across falling statue using whip with a Whaparrrrrr noise>

evilgiraffe Mon 04-Feb-13 19:11:31

Fuck yeah, we get to swear a lot.

<blows across the barrel of a smoking gun>

ArielThePiraticalMermaid Mon 04-Feb-13 19:27:40


Team BESH?

Northey Mon 04-Feb-13 19:29:51

Muthafuckin' yeah!

FriendofDorothy Mon 04-Feb-13 19:47:12

I am a very tired action hero tonight sad

Fuck, yeah, whatever....

SinkyMalinks Mon 04-Feb-13 20:36:34

<lowers self from ceiling by wire harness>

<helps self to mug of gin>

<returns to BESH lair rafters>

EuroShagmore Mon 04-Feb-13 21:08:47

Team BESH. Luffs it.

<Slings gun casually over shoulder and struts around>

JustplainoldBuggerlugs Mon 04-Feb-13 21:24:57

<Zooms in driving a silver Astin Martin with a bazooka on the roof>

Team BESH Fuck Yeah

<wipes bead of sweat from brow>

SinkyMalinks Mon 04-Feb-13 22:35:32

Er.... Facebook adverts.

Gone are the baby clothes and post pregnancy weight loss.

I've got 3 separate adverts for ivf. One in Norway. Wtf! I am aware of nothing on my facebook that would indicate I'm in the market for ivf.

confused. And [a bit worried]

TWinklyLittleStar Mon 04-Feb-13 22:43:39

<finishes chin ups>
<breaks out of asylum>
<steals cop car, comes squealing round the corner having stopped in Mexico to pick up stashed weapons>

Sinky I think it might have something to do with FB eating your cookies?

<drives out to take out Evil Cookies>

Fuck yeah

ArielThePiraticalMermaid Mon 04-Feb-13 22:45:12

Anyone watching the History??? I love History, me.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid Mon 04-Feb-13 22:54:27

Anyone reading the Mooncup thread? Apparently we should bung one up there after SWI. Keeps all the spermz close to the cervix. Worth a shot after three years I'll give anything a go

evilgiraffe Mon 04-Feb-13 22:59:02

I only use my mooncup after SWI when droid is still present, but seeing as I have fortnight-long droids it seems reasonable! Wearing it more than that would do my head in, I think.

evilgiraffe Mon 04-Feb-13 23:00:37

I doubt it works, anyway. All the jizz goes into the cup, but the cervix does not, so how would it help? It is handy for leak prevention, though grin

ArielThePiraticalMermaid Mon 04-Feb-13 23:02:47

The leakage has always bothered me somewhat. You know that first pee after SWI? And it all falls into the loo?

TWinklyLittleStar Mon 04-Feb-13 23:06:48

Doesn't matter apparently. The good sperms shoot up your cervix like Bruce Willis up a lift shaft, and they're the only ones with a chance of getting to the ovary. Zita West says so.

TWinklyLittleStar Mon 04-Feb-13 23:07:41

I am not watching History, as I only got in about half an hour ago. I went swimming after work so I needed to wash my hair and eat everything in sight smile

ArielThePiraticalMermaid Mon 04-Feb-13 23:08:27

MrA had 130 million spermz at the last count, which I'm told is quite something. Unfortunately only 3% are swimming properly.

evilgiraffe Mon 04-Feb-13 23:18:06

Exactly, Twinks, so the mooncup is only going to hold the crappy sperm in the wrong place anyway. I wonder if the man's jizz force ejaculatory velocity has any impact on likelihood of diffage?

captainmoll Mon 04-Feb-13 23:19:36

130 million?! Fuck Yeah!
<fires off several rounds pointlessly into the air>
BE should get his SA results tomorrow. I'm feeling quite nervous more confident than Clint Eastwood faced with a punk on his lucky day.

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