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Out with the OPKs, ban the body temping; here's Just Shagging thread 14!

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Rockchick1984 Sat 02-Feb-13 00:04:55

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly opk's or temp charting. They are Contraband

The link to Part 13 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers

cookielove Sun 03-Feb-13 11:18:16

Rockchick thanks thats great to know, i've been to America loads (my mum is american) but never been to disney land, so pretty excited about it. I've called my brother peter pan for the last 10 years, cause he's never gonna grow up so it will be nice to see him making a commitment like this to his fiancée smile

humpty dh is def that, i will believe i will believe i can get up duffed on top, <chants to self> grin

frogchops Sun 03-Feb-13 17:23:48

Just de lurking to say hi and to add that I should be able to steam coming from those capes! Come on girls, again again!

fish88 Sun 03-Feb-13 19:33:55

Managed to DTD every day this weekend and OH is off work this week so should be able to manage a few more grin

Rockchick1984 Sun 03-Feb-13 21:16:38

Sounds good Fish, any idea when you're due to ovulate?

I'm determined I'm not going to pee on anything for at least a few more days; I don't feel pregnant (but I didn't feel pregnant with DS either until about 8 weeks) and am due a visit from the witch some time in the next 4 days - I won't test I won't test I won't test when should I test???

kiddingmyself32 Mon 04-Feb-13 00:09:07

still here so i'll quit lurking and join in! i think the last thread i got chance to read was about 2 threads ago! Hubby is away for 3 days so no more shagging this end... although according to the dreaded ov tests, im not flippin fertile anymore this month anyway!

We have tried everything, which is why im so desperate as to pee on sticks and declare 'right, we must SHAG NOW!' (i know, i must look at my sexiest with my hands on my hips, all demanding like... well maybe hubby is into that.. making a note to ask him!)

Name: Kiddingmyself32
DCs: 3 (13, 12 and 8)
TTC since: August 2012 (i think??? no way, its been longer, surely?!)
Age: 32
Location: Nearish Leeds

notsoold Mon 04-Feb-13 00:28:03

Hi all....jsing for Britain here ( not really...but it sounded good!!!
Have a good week everyone

Bearface Mon 04-Feb-13 10:06:32

Haha - sounds like a Saturday night TV programme Notso - 'Britain's Just Shagging'!

GaryBuseysTeeth Mon 04-Feb-13 11:47:42

cookie, I was on here for 10 months. The only other lady who was here longer than me is on one of the IVF/assisted TTC threads & is on about 2 years ttc#1.

Good luck for everyone nearing the tww, and for those of you donning shag capes this week!

notsoold Mon 04-Feb-13 12:23:28

Bearface Mon 04-Feb-13 19:31:33

Oh dear. DH has been sick last week and all weekend, but we still managed to DTD yesterday, so managed CDs 13, 16, and 18. Not sure if it was at the right times, but there we are. We did our best. Hope we caught ov. Think I ov'd over the weekend. DH is still sick so don't think we'll manage any more for a bit for TTC, although we might for fun when he's better.

Hope everyone else is okay and managing to get it on! How is your week going so far?

fish88 Mon 04-Feb-13 19:52:47

rockchick Haven't quite worked out my cycle since coming off BCP but think I should be ov'ing sometime between 2nd-5th February. Not seen any EWCM yet so unsure if it has happened already. DTD plenty of times this week so should catch it whenever it happens.

I'm still half convinced I'm pregnant from last month, despite having very light AF. Not going to let myself POAS stick until 18th. FX that those of ypou who have been trying for a long time plus the rest of us all get your BFP soon.

Ariel21 Mon 04-Feb-13 20:12:57

Hi everyone! Just shagging since January, can someone please add me?

Name: Ariel21
DCs: No
TTC since Jan 2013
Age: 29
Location: Wiltshire

I read all of the last JS thread without joining in as was waiting to start!

fish88 Mon 04-Feb-13 20:21:16

Spoke too soon... Pant snot has arrived! Best get that cape back out grin

cookielove Mon 04-Feb-13 20:32:16

I dtd last night and i'm really glad as i did a extremely hard boxercise class tonight and even typing seems to be a struggle <exhausted>

frogchops Mon 04-Feb-13 21:20:21

Bear, I for upduffed when I was ill!
Lots of upduff germs for you! Was the weekend I least expected it, none of this hips up, bum on pillow crap either!

Rockchick1984 Tue 05-Feb-13 08:16:43

Erm.... Guys? Faint BFP on an Internet cheapie here....

GaryBuseysTeeth Tue 05-Feb-13 09:09:04

YAY!!! ROCK!!! Capitals because I'm so pleased for you.

I'll stop because it's annoying now grin
But yaaaaaaaaaay!!

Are you going to test again tomorrow? And everyday until you're poor from poas like I do?

Rockchick1984 Tue 05-Feb-13 09:21:24

Thanks Gary! I've got about 50 IC's, so I can pee to my heart's content grin

Will leave it a bit longer then do a clearblue digi but obviously as I'd been tracking I know my dates, so long as its a sticky then I'm due 18th October!!

Rockchick1984 Tue 05-Feb-13 09:22:53

Oh and Frog (if you're still loitering) how long did it take for your cold to go? I've had this one for 2 weeks now, it's the only pregnancy symptom I've got but it's annoying me now!

notsoold Tue 05-Feb-13 09:35:13

Congratulations Rock!!! Xxxx excellent news!!!

frogchops Tue 05-Feb-13 11:11:21

Rooocckkkk!! Yessss!
Saw you on the grads, wahooooo!
Cold didnt last too long, but its the best cold you'll ever have! grin
Eeeee I'm so pleased for you!

fish88 Tue 05-Feb-13 11:16:06

Congratulations Rock!
Amazing news! grin

MelodyHarmony Tue 05-Feb-13 12:43:32

Yay Rock well done on getting upduffed grin

crazycatlady82 Tue 05-Feb-13 14:29:08

Oh this is definitely the thread I should be on!

Joined once before but DH and I changed out minds.

Our present thinking extended as far as we had run out of condoms and thought f* it!

So here I am! It was mid cycle and my period tracker said it was during my ovulating time so, well now desperate for wine but avoiding!

I should add I was organised enough to be taking folic acid but that's about it.

Now desperate to POAS but period tracker indicates I need to wait until the 13th.

I have stomach and back cramps like my period is due so this is all making me a bit crazy this week.

Can I say it again?


Oh yes and hi all smile


crazycatlady82 Tue 05-Feb-13 14:30:22

Oh and Rock HUGE congrats smile

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