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Bring on New Year Bfp's, it's Just Shagging thread 13!

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DingDongBelle Sun 30-Dec-12 13:16:00

Couldn't stand a Fred with only a couple of posts left so I filled it up!

Here is the 13th installation of the Just Shagging saga. If you're a bit lazy relaxed in your approach to getting upduffed, come over here for a natter!

Fred rules;

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share brew and wine with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly opk's or temp charting. They are Contraband shock wink

The link to Part 12 is HERE

The link to the latest grads thread is HERE

Happy shagging shaggers grin

SantaBearface Mon 31-Dec-12 17:15:11

Frog - I agree with Andie - sounds good to me.

Andie - your name reminds me of when I was at primary school and our teacher would regularly get us to spell 'antidisestablishmentarianism'!

Homeland - very good but disappointing - I just want to know now and it's kind of gone full circle so again no one knows anything. Hmph. Think I am generally a bit impatient!

Yes, Elektra - why shouldn't you be?

BelleEtLaBete Mon 31-Dec-12 17:22:06

Kitten: <hooya> for you. BUT what test were you using? I've only got a pos on an ic today/last night, but got a FRER bfp 4 days ago. What cd are you on and when is ertd due?

Kittenkatzen Mon 31-Dec-12 17:32:10

It was an IC, and I had probably drunk about a litre or so of water over the morning. CD26 today, last few cycles have been 24 days but have been known to go to 31. Had +ve opks on CD13 & 14 so roughly 11 dpo I reckon.

I know the only thing to do us wait and see...but it's nye and I'm off to a pub do in 2 hours argh!

SantaBearface Mon 31-Dec-12 17:36:26

Kitten - if you need an excuse for not drinking (not sure if you do, but just putting it out there) you could maybe put it about that you had a heavy night last night and are still feeling hungover? I've got my fx for you.

AndieDisestablishment Mon 31-Dec-12 17:40:29

Bear That's why I did it. grin It was going to be my roller derby name but it's already taken.

Kitten I'd go for no line. I read somewhere you should never believe a line that appears after ten minutes, especially if you have to angle it to the light, sonetimes you can see the strip that would react with your wee. If you do turn out to be pg then it'll be a nice surprise

Kittenkatzen Mon 31-Dec-12 17:44:09

Ha bear thanks but unfortunately we just saw the people we're going with a few hours ago and told them all about the quiet night in we had with MIL last night!

andie I think you're right, it's all too flaky so I'm going with no line - thanks for talking sense into me! smile

AndieDisestablishment Mon 31-Dec-12 17:50:36

Didn't mean to piss on your chips Kitten I just know what the disappointment is like when you're convinced it's your month then find out it's not.

SantaBearface Mon 31-Dec-12 17:50:37

Oh dear, nevermind then Kitten. Hope you have a good night!

Ha ha *Andie - like it!

Trying to schedule a final fling of 2012 over the next few hours. Wish me luck!

frogchops Mon 31-Dec-12 17:55:53

You're right bear an andie.... I am stressing! Really funny that I have actually just been dead relaxed and 'just shagging' tho month too. Only did opk yday after I said I wouldn't and got pos opk. Have done another today just to see if its still positive. (Just for drama as ding would say- ive got 50 of the buggers!!) anyway, there's no line today not even faint. Does that mean any shagging from now on I purely just for fun?? As in not a shag with intent!!?? Lol or should i keep going?

SantaBearface Mon 31-Dec-12 17:58:52

Keep going! Shag without intent!

BelleEtLaBete Mon 31-Dec-12 18:01:27

<in voice of Dory from Finding Nemo>

Just keep shagging, just keep shagging... grin

Kitten go with a no, have a drink. Even if it is your month, it won't make a jot of difference. Nothing crosses to the baby for a while. A few NYE drinks wouldn't hurt at all. When I was about 5 weeks with ds, two days before my bfp my mate and me drank a couple of bottle of pimms at a BBQ. All well. So relax, have a lovely time and piar again in a few days if the witch is late

God I'm a bad influence! <Joins the Bad Idea Bears>

SantaBearface Mon 31-Dec-12 18:02:23

Also, Frog, I think it will keep DP on his toes so he doesn't think you're just using him wink, he won't know when your ov day is (unless you've already told him - can't remember) and it can just become your default setting so you don't have to 'work back up to it' next month, AND you get to shag for fun! Sorry if I'm being presumptuous here, but just thought I'd point out the benefits. grin

SantaBearface Mon 31-Dec-12 18:04:02

Ding- am I a Bad Idea Bear or are they a different crew? grin

SantaBearface Mon 31-Dec-12 18:10:16

Just waiting for DH to come home from the shop with his some nuts!

Kittenkatzen Mon 31-Dec-12 18:15:24

Ah no you're fine andie, exactly what I needed in fact! It's too easy to tie yourself in knots over things! smile

Arf at bear being a bad idea bear - aren't they the kinky ones?! Goes with the JSing theme I guess! grin

SantaBearface Mon 31-Dec-12 18:18:41

He's home - off we go!

BelleEtLaBete Mon 31-Dec-12 18:19:13

Kitten I think you're thinking of Bad Taste Bears. The Bad Idea Bears are characters from Avenue Q - they turn up and persuade you to do things which sound good but are probably a bad idea... So maybe Bear does qualify!

BelleEtLaBete Mon 31-Dec-12 18:19:29

Go Bear go!

SantaBearface Mon 31-Dec-12 19:20:03

Yes, that probably is me, mainly because i know nuffink about anyfink. grin DTD! Yay - good times had by all concerned! (i.e. me and DH)

frogchops Mon 31-Dec-12 19:46:56

Haha. Just laughed at the thought of bears DP getting home, and only being part way through the door before she whisks him off, rids him of his clothes, hops right on and ...ahem. Before hopping right off, shoving necessary items under her derrière , sending DP to fetch post shag nuts purchased at shop and then letting us know that Dtd has in fact occurred! Lol
You go bear, I'd like some if your shop/nuts/bishbashbosh dust!!

AndieDisestablishment Mon 31-Dec-12 23:42:47

Happy New Year shaggers. un MumsNet hugs all round

AQuarkTooFar Mon 31-Dec-12 23:52:10

Happy new year shaggers!

notsoold Tue 01-Jan-13 01:34:59

Happy new year to all...lets continue to jsing with intent and hope for a bucketload of

Kittenkatzen Tue 01-Jan-13 09:33:56

Happy new year shaggers! smile

BelleEtLaBete Tue 01-Jan-13 09:38:41

Happy New Year, Shagging Viroids smile

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