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Bring on New Year Bfp's, it's Just Shagging thread 13!

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DingDongBelle Sun 30-Dec-12 13:16:00

Couldn't stand a Fred with only a couple of posts left so I filled it up!

Here is the 13th installation of the Just Shagging saga. If you're a bit lazy relaxed in your approach to getting upduffed, come over here for a natter!

Fred rules;

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share brew and wine with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly opk's or temp charting. They are Contraband shock wink

The link to Part 12 is HERE

The link to the latest grads thread is HERE

Happy shagging shaggers grin

frogchops Sun 30-Dec-12 20:18:47

Have tried in my most convincing way possible to suggest that it's 'on' tonite, but DP said 'we'll see, I mite not feel like it'. Huff. Maybe I should be ok with this as the opk stick isn't completely positive yet and I could make use of another 'more productive' day (like tomorrow maybe??)

BelleEtLaBete Sun 30-Dec-12 21:33:41

another namechange I've had time on my hands today

Frog Hello! <waves> I reckon I ov'd on the 17th dec, as I have put 'EWCM' in iPeriod. We DTD on the 6th, 8th, 9th, 11th, 12th, 13th, 14th, 15th, 16th and 17th, and again on the 19th and 20th. I've been ill since the 22nd so no more after that. I think I probably implanted on the 21st/22nd as I have put 'mild cramps' in iPeriod. That would all fit with my usual cycle length etc. Put all this into NHS direct and it agrees with iperiod; edd 6th Sept don't waste any time, me

Bum in air only once, on the 12th. All other times I didn't bother, just rolled over and went to sleep. Missionary all those times except 2 (tmi ha ha?) as it's my favourite.

Got a faint bfp on a IC just now. They have been showing bfn until this evening. Might as well use them up I guess

BelleEtLaBete Sun 30-Dec-12 21:34:55

Second Bearface; just jump him. DH can't resist having his tummy lightly scratched (this has been known to wake him up from a deep, drunken sleep for sex grin). Does your DP have an 'on switch?'

suedehead Sun 30-Dec-12 22:42:07

So glad I've found this! I always wondered what the JSers were - bit confused as I thought this was the conception threads. Nooowwww I get it! And relieved I don't have to fight my way through the OPKers...

So, would be great to join you Viroids (is that the word?!) Right, I'll try a bit of Ctrl-Alt-Ving...

Name: addicted
Age: 25
Location: Am literally, hopefully anyday now about to move 90 miles...who am I kidding its NEVER going to happen over dramqtic much!
Any DCs: 2 dd's. dd1 10 months dd2 2.2 years
TTC: not very long I hate counting, and always get confuesd where to count from as I'm prone to mc. So do you count how long you've been trying since deciding you want another dc or from when you decied to give it another go after last mc? any rate, I dont really want to keep track.

Name: Andie
Age: 29
Location: Birmingham
Any DCs: DS 3yrs, DD 2yrs, DSSs 3.5yrs & 1.5yrs
TTC: 4 months

Name: CurrerBelle (Belle)
Age: 31
Location: Naarfolk
Any DC?: DS, 21mo. MiniBabyBelle: Just got BFP so about a week into existence!
TTC for: 2 months (BFP 28.12.12)

Name: Jemimahpuddleduck
Age: 25
Location: Somerset
Any DC? No
TTC: For First month... testing soon!

Name: Cookielove
Age: 30
Location: Herts
*Any DC?*: Nope
TTC: 3 months

Name: Furrybiscuit
Age: 27
Location: Glasgow
Any DC? No
TTC: For First month...took last pill 8th December

Name: kitten katzen
Age: 33
Location: West Sussex
Any DC?: nope
TTC: 8 months/9 cycles <tedious>

Name: [Santa] Bearface (clinging on to Christmas!)
Age: 33
Location: Essex
Any DC?: No.
TTC: 5 months

Name: suedehead
Age: 33
Location: Yorkshire
Any DC? DS 19mths
TTC: 2 months - last pill early Nov, slight ERTD a few days later, then nothing. Have told myself I won't PIAR until 1 Jan. Now hoping I don't do a kitten and offend you all so soon...! Good luck ladies!

soontobeburns Sun 30-Dec-12 22:59:01

Name: soontobeburns
Age: 23 in Jan.
Any DC: No
TTC: 32 months.

OH has a low sperm count and I have ovarian cycsts (though not effecting fertility) been seeing the fertility specialist since Jan 2012 and been told we will need IVF angry but I am currently 18st 8lb and need to be 12st 13lb before I can get It!!

AndIfATenTonTruck Sun 30-Dec-12 23:10:56

Name: AndIfATenTonTruck
Age: 34 in feb (weep!)
Any DC: DS, 3.5
TTC: 2 months, currently just had BFP. If it sticks, due end of Aug.

SantaBearface Sun 30-Dec-12 23:19:03

Hello Soontobe, Suede, *Furry and Addicted and everyone else who may be lurking.

Sorry to hear that Soontobe - hope you can make some inroads into getting ready for IVF soon.

Ding - like the Currer Belle, but can't keep up with the name changes!

Frog - maybe tomorrow will work anyway, but I would hang on till the end of MOTD if that is what is getting in the way. Maybe you could also play the rather manipulative new year's resolution game where you pick a res for yourself and then one for each other. I know what yours could be for Mr Frog . . . grin

Good luck Jemimah.

SantaBearface Sun 30-Dec-12 23:22:05

Hey TenTon- I'm 34 in Jan and still no DC shuffles off to wallow in own misery BUT! I am still 33 for a bit yet. smile

AndieDisestablishment Sun 30-Dec-12 23:38:50

Ooh, a few new (metaphorical) faces tonight hiya Here's hoping for a fruitful new year for all.

OBEM USA ended up making me very curious about American maternity care. Everyone was lying down (or semi lying down); one woman was even told to get back on the bed when she was near pushing, my 2nd midwife was like "you want to stand up? Stand up, I'll crouch here and wait if that's easier" (I didn't, I knelt on the bed) They're all hooked up to an IV straight away (of what?) and there appeared to be no Entinox; it was either nothing or epidural. I don't know where I'd be without gas and air. Red Maybe you can shed some light?

Rockchick1984 Sun 30-Dec-12 23:58:56

andie my friend gave birth in america and from what she said it was incredibly medicalised eg epidural or nothing, scans every 2 weeks throughout most of pregnancy, all consultant led (not midwife) and she had to give birth flat on her back with legs in stirrups sad

Hello to all the new JSers! And massive congrats to Ding and Tenton on your new year BFP's!! I'm due a visit from the witch around 11 days time, but my massive order of IC's has arrived so got to decide how early to PIAR...

Name: Rockchick
Age: 28
Any DC: DS, 21 months
TTC: 4 months

Furrybiscuit Mon 31-Dec-12 01:25:41

Hello santa!

Any everyone else's. just off the pill so this is new to me but need a hooya for mistaking silly hormones from pill for anything else (daren't say the word). Sore boobs for days, just sore from the inside tho, not sore to prod (not that I've been tryin!) and cramps so prob just ertd (getting the lingo!!)

Off to bed, ss talk more tomorrow

ChristmasTuddles Mon 31-Dec-12 09:30:46

I'm back. Just putting this on my threads I'm on. Will try and roll call later, on my phone though

frogchops Mon 31-Dec-12 09:35:42

Bear I like ur idea!! However, after the initial opk that I said wasn't dark enough, I did another yes I'm full on crazy about 3 hours lata as I know even just a few hours can make a difference, and got a proper positive. So.... Despite MOTD (whoever said that made me lol!) I was hoping to hop on, but DP was having none of it. 'You're not bothered' I kept telling myself, 'just go to sleep and forget positive opk'
But this morning (bearing in mind I still have shitty cold) I was trying my hardest to muffle all coughs and sneeze quietly as I asked for the 'last quickie of 2012' DP said that it wasn't the most appealing due to amount of snot, haha but after some sulkage (I'm VERY good at sulkage) the quickie was done. Am guessing will do another opk today might not be as dark as last night, but well see.
Now I just need cold to piss off for tonight/tomorrow for 'the first shag of 2013'!! It aint easy pretending ur not ill!!

Kittenkatzen Mon 31-Dec-12 09:39:48

<waves> to newbies smile

soontobe massive good luck to you - we'll be here to cheer you on all the way grin

Kittenkatzen Mon 31-Dec-12 09:40:05

ooh and happy new year everyone! smile

jemimahpuddleduck Mon 31-Dec-12 10:20:02

frog hope you manage to keep the snot at bay, I had the same situation a couple of weeks ago.

So I caved and tested waaaayy to early not due until Sunday and got BFN unsuprisingly! Going to really try not to early test again.

Happy New Year All

Elektra83 Mon 31-Dec-12 10:24:21

Hello all!

Can I join in on this?

AQuarkTooFar Mon 31-Dec-12 10:50:46

Name: AQuarkTooFar (was country bumpkin)
Age: 25
Any dc: no
Ttc: in our 3rd month

Hi all, sorry haven't been around for a while. Hope you all had a lovely Christmas and congrats on the engagement and all the bfps. Hello and welcome to all the newbies too.

Anyone else trying for a New Year's Eve baby? According to my app, the full flower day (ovulation day) is today! Hoping this is my month. Really enjoying JSIng this month so would be wonderful if it was!

frogchops Mon 31-Dec-12 15:00:40

So it seems my sulkiness this morning bagged me a quickie, but I'm doubting I'm in for another one to see in the new year. DP has already said since this mornings session...after he had a sneezing fit...'I don't think bogey for willy is a fair swap' haha. So altho I'm annoyed that in my head the new year would be a full on shag fest coinciding with ov days, it doesn't look like it will be. Managed it about 24 hrs before positive opk and 12 hours after but I think that's my lot.

SantaBearface Mon 31-Dec-12 15:22:46

Welcome Elektra - happy shagging!

Hello all - Happy New Year to everyone! Hope we all get our BFPs in 2013. smile

Hang in there Frog - anyway, if you managed it today and you're oving at the mo, hat should be enough shouldn't it? And you DTD in previous days before, so I think you'll be okay. Shame you can'tsee the new year in with a bang though, so to speak blush

Off to watch final episode of Homeland now and get ready for champagne fuelled New Year's Eve shagfest Tooting on my little trumpet for you all!

frogchops Mon 31-Dec-12 15:26:06

Only one day previous bear, I'm thinking this is a poor effort!! Well, I know it is compared to everyone else's everyday/other day efforts!! :-/

AndieDisestablishment Mon 31-Dec-12 16:51:53

Frog one day before and on the day of ov is perfect timing. Stop stressing!

Elektra83 Mon 31-Dec-12 16:52:09

Hi SantaBearface smile cheers!

Name: Elecktra
Age: 29
Any DC: Nope!
TTC: 1 week - really doesn't sound long...although tbf we probably shouldn't be trying at all!

AndieDisestablishment Mon 31-Dec-12 17:03:18

Elekra Welcome. Do tell why you think you shouldn't be trying?.... Please. grin

Kittenkatzen Mon 31-Dec-12 17:12:59

Welcome elektra smile

Can I have a hooya please ladies?? I piar about 2.30 this afternoon and thought I got the faintest of faint barely there practically nonexistent lines...BUT you really really had to squint and hold it to the light was running from window to window oh and it was after 15 mins when the test says it doesn't count after 10 blush

It's not really a line is it? I'm being ridiculous aren't I??

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