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The End is Nigh! Batten down the hatches in the BESH Bunker

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FrankelDeBeauvoir Sat 24-Nov-12 10:15:34

A wordy fred title I know, but it's too early to think of something snappier!

Get ready for the end of the world: grab your OFRS, your emergency gin supply and join us shrivelled harridans in the BESH Bunker.

Admittance is only permitted on production of a successfully completed BESHtionnaire (hint, check out previous BESH threads)

<slips out of slinky Bond Girl evening gown & dons camouflage gear, complete with scary SAS-looking face paint>

Northey Sat 24-Nov-12 21:33:57

And me, aries sad

HavingALittleFaithBaby Sat 24-Nov-12 21:38:40

Back story with her was that she did a plea to the BESH in conception for advice about going to her first fertility appointment. With encouragement, she joined the BESH but then got diffed quickly.

SinkyGoodenplenty Sat 24-Nov-12 21:43:28

Hum. I've returned to report, and see I've been beaten to it!

Bit depressing seeing all the names that drop in and out. Fizzyfeet? Are they still about (name changes confuse me). Am I being daft- don't think I've seen much of driz recently.

SinkyMalinks Sat 24-Nov-12 21:51:17

Oh for goodness sake. I decided to get rid of the bond feemed username, and someone has only bloody gone and taken Sinky.

<looks around accusingly. Bazooka at ready on shoulder>

So, this is the best I can think of at the mo. bloody cheek.

And panic not ladies, with the trusty Daniel-Craig-o-matic, there will be blonde loveliness enough to go round.

MissWinklyParadiso Sat 24-Nov-12 21:54:39

I think I will name change

Maybe something zombieish. Are we in a zombie apocalypse or a regular one?

FrankelDeBeauvoir Sat 24-Nov-12 22:02:49

Kittens are being very entertaining at the moment Rie if you are still bored grin

evilgiraffe Sat 24-Nov-12 22:18:07

SO CUTE. I love watching them fall off stuff grin

FizzyFeet Sat 24-Nov-12 22:53:26

Evening all - my ears are burning! I am still around, but lurking in an attempt to control the menkul. am most definitely not diffed yet. Next stop for us is fertility clinic in Jan.

<brief background for new BESH and those who have forgotten who the hell I am: aka ShredniVashtar / Shred; started ttc this day 2 years ago; 1 mmc 6months in and an ectopic a year ago. Other half is GFBW - green fingered book worm.>

<fills camel pack full of gin and fastens machete. Bring on the apocalypse!>

SinkyMalinks Sat 24-Nov-12 22:58:23

Well hello- that's some impressive lurking shred/fizz -name check to posting almost within the hour!

FizzyFeet Sat 24-Nov-12 23:37:02

Yep, I literally check in every 10 minutes ;-)

Northey Sun 25-Nov-12 06:50:56

fizzyferret! Oh good, you are still around. I had been wondering where you were.

And I hope lemons is ok.

sinky, you could always revert to the old hilarity name.

bluer Sun 25-Nov-12 08:04:41

Well I'm off out early bells to spend the day cocktailing and shopping with my three best friend who have seven wee ones in total...they're great but I know every conversation end up about things I don't know about! Queue extra drinking for me!
<bravely kicks open the door and heads out into zombie land>

FrankelDeBeauvoir Sun 25-Nov-12 08:46:36

Make sure you've got your OFRS and galoshes with you blue grin

I have just put a piece of brisket in the slow cooker for tonight's dinner. I've never cooked it before so we'll see what turns out in 10 hours time!

SinkyMalinks Sun 25-Nov-12 09:21:10

Mmmm. Melt in the mouth brisket. Jealous.

Norf, I never really liked my hilarity name. Only picked it on a whim when I joined on Charles Dickens' birthday/deathday/some anniversary. But safe to say I don't think anyone else will have it..

I have to go out and run later. I've promised. I ran on holiday. It was warm. I took a break and watched the sea sparkle in the sunlight. That isn't going to happen today, is it?

<straps bazooka to back and takes canvas shopper for gin supplies>

FriendofDorothy Sun 25-Nov-12 09:25:31

Oh I love brisket in the slow cooker. Just melt-in-the-mouth delicious!

EuroShagmore Sun 25-Nov-12 09:36:02

Morning all. At least the rain has finally stopped here. In fact the skies are blue! I have a day in a shopping centre ahead though - due to forthcoming hollibobs, we have very limited time between now and Christmas to sort everything. Eek.

I think I might stick with the Bond girl name for a while. It is very ttc appropriate after all.

WinklyVersusTheZombies Sun 25-Nov-12 09:51:50

Morning! The sky is also bright blue here which suggests I'll be busy at work later. Oh well.

The joys of PMT - went to the bathroom and Husband, who had the side view, commented "your boobs were really leading the way there!" shock grin

ArielThePiraticalMermaid Sun 25-Nov-12 10:14:25

<jealous of *Winkly's boobs*>

What is brisket pliz?

I think the bunker could do with pumping out.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid Sun 25-Nov-12 10:14:38


WinklyVersusTheZombies Sun 25-Nov-12 10:21:48

Brisket is a cheaper cut of beef which tastes incredible when its slow cooked, it just falls apart and is juicy and delicious. The beef version of pulled pork, kind of.

<jealous of frank's dinner>
<emerges from the bunker in search of a cow....>

HavingALittleFaithBaby Sun 25-Nov-12 10:35:51

Brisket makes me think of Big Bang...

WinklyVersusTheZombies Sun 25-Nov-12 11:49:44


I am taking the EnormoBoobs back to bed for a pre-work nap.

WinklyVersusTheZombies Sun 25-Nov-12 13:05:28

Petty Whine Alert (feel free to ignore the text below)
I need my period to come now

I am so tired and I can't sleep and my boobs hurt so much and it's Not Fair. And I have to go to work and I'm over emotional and weepy. I know I am pathetic, but there it is.

Petty Whine Over

SinkyMalinks Sun 25-Nov-12 13:11:51

I'm with you winklyzombie. I want a droidal invasion. I hate theses fecking long cycles.

Are you late? Should you consider POAS?

<thumps kidneys for good measure>

WinklyVersusTheZombies Sun 25-Nov-12 13:16:49

It is extremely unlikely I am diffed. We only managed sex once this month and it was after I would usually ov, though I think I ov'd late this month. I am a little bit late but not unusually so (day 31 of typical 28 day cycle). I think my body is just fucking with me.

Sod baby dust <chucks DroidRust at sinky and self>

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