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The End is Nigh! Batten down the hatches in the BESH Bunker

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FrankelDeBeauvoir Sat 24-Nov-12 10:15:34

A wordy fred title I know, but it's too early to think of something snappier!

Get ready for the end of the world: grab your OFRS, your emergency gin supply and join us shrivelled harridans in the BESH Bunker.

Admittance is only permitted on production of a successfully completed BESHtionnaire (hint, check out previous BESH threads)

<slips out of slinky Bond Girl evening gown & dons camouflage gear, complete with scary SAS-looking face paint>

Northey Sat 24-Nov-12 20:39:50

You'll be just like the Isle of Wight but with clog dancing! And armbands!

Cliquey? If only they knew how desperate we were to be infiltrated by anyone with fresh gin and jokes.

HavingALittleFaithBaby Sat 24-Nov-12 20:39:53

Yeah but the Esh are by definition, cool. You have to have a witty sense of humour to fit in here! smile

MissSlapAndTipple Sat 24-Nov-12 20:46:59

Christ on a bike I'm bored and MATV is watching Total Recall. FFS.

How dare someone say we are cliquey. The only thing cliquey in here is my shoulder which clicks when I rotate it. Bloody thing.

Step away from the sticks winkly!! I find it much worse to get a BFN than a droid arriving. Either way it's shit though. I shall keep everything crossed that there is a mini winkly in there though grin

I think I had my surge this morning and have been horny all day. I wore poor MATV out last night and this morning so hopefully we've done enough. Not that I'm hopeful but at least we've done out best. Gold star for me. And maybe one for MATV. I've also been a bit obsessed with 'Body Rock TV' this afternoon on YouTube.. Check out if you want to see some pervy work out videos. It's quite funny yet informative at the same time. And she has amazing buzzwams.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid Sat 24-Nov-12 20:48:51

I too am bored out of brain. Can't go go out because of the apocalyptic rainfall.

MissSlapAndTipple Sat 24-Nov-12 20:52:39

It's even raining in the film :/

ArielThePiraticalMermaid Sat 24-Nov-12 20:52:59

I am reduced to watching Dad's Army <glum>

SinkyGoodenplenty Sat 24-Nov-12 20:54:27

Saw the cliquey comment. Nothing too horrendous. And she's mid 20s. Think I can forgive the slight.

Am catching up on tv on sky plus. How v rock and roll.

Northey Sat 24-Nov-12 20:54:28

I went out and then got cold and wet and cross.

<holds the peacock feather above head, in the manner of a sad chimp with a palm leaf>

MissSlapAndTipple Sat 24-Nov-12 20:56:17

HAHAHA now that is bad. Don't get me wrong I like Dad's Army but its not really Saturday night TV. But then again neither is Total Recall

HavingALittleFaithBaby Sat 24-Nov-12 20:58:45

We decided all tv was crap and we're watching an old Michael McIntyre DVD. Deluges here too. Been out to pictures to see Twiglet with a friend but she's gone home now so we've battened the hatches.

bluer Sat 24-Nov-12 21:09:17

TV is rubbish tonight...I'm mindlessly surfing the net and discovering the joys of MN. The baby names section tis a scary place ... <suspects some people there deserve to become zombie fodder>

ArielThePiraticalMermaid Sat 24-Nov-12 21:11:55

There's a film about werewolves on.

Anyway, in the bunker we will need to Make Our Own Entertainment. Do you think Daniel Craig could be persuaded? Bagsie first go.

MissWinklyParadiso Sat 24-Nov-12 21:13:06

<throws weird baby namers at the zombies to distract them>
<shoves PeeSticks to the bottom of the OFRS, vowing to ignore them until at least Monday>

I don't remember the bag of issues, that doesn't rule out me being responsible for it though.

Pissing down here too but I've been at work and when it rains, as a rule very little happens. So I'm well caught up on phone calls and fiddly bits of paperwork that needed done. Hooray.

MissSlapAndTipple Sat 24-Nov-12 21:14:12

I reckon he could cope with two of us a go rie so ill double up with you when he arrives. We obviously will have to ration now we are in the bunker so this is the best way, ensures there is plenty of Mr Bond to go round smile

evilgiraffe Sat 24-Nov-12 21:14:49

Bag of issues is nothing to do with me <shrug> (someone explain? I think with the cave/frank confusion, I have established just how slow on the uptake I am...)

I am reading fanfiction while HOTB plays racing car games on the PS3. Nice to have a sit down, I've been baking his birthday cake all evening!

Oh, and I hold out for a week late before POAS. The only time I've needed to think about it, droid arrived at six days late, so a week seems pretty reasonable especially as, like others, I find BFN more depressing than droid arrival.

SinkyGoodenplenty Sat 24-Nov-12 21:16:51

Did we not sort out a Daniel Craig cloning device on the fred previous?

I might just have thrown it in the survival bag. And that's space that could have been gin, so best not let it go to waste...

evilgiraffe Sat 24-Nov-12 21:17:26

<gets in line for next go with Bond>

<poses menacingly with large knife so as to discourage queue jumpers>

SinkyGoodenplenty Sat 24-Nov-12 21:18:18

Sigh. Bag of issues may well have been an instadiff. I'm also bored, so shall investigate.

HavingALittleFaithBaby Sat 24-Nov-12 21:21:52

Link to this Fred please <bored and want to play!>

MissSlapAndTipple Sat 24-Nov-12 21:23:08

Ohhh cloning would be good. Perhaps two Daniels each. Best we'd all be instantly diffed with one wiff of Mr Bond's baby dust.

EuroShagmore Sat 24-Nov-12 21:24:16

Bagsie next go on Mr Craig after the scary woman!

I ran this morning. In the rain. <virtuous> I have earned some time flat on my back.

<Stocks cupboards with gin and chocolate whilst I wait.>

MissSlapAndTipple Sat 24-Nov-12 21:25:28

<flat on my back> ((((chortle)))) sorry.

Northey Sat 24-Nov-12 21:28:22

Looks like it was fertilityftw. What happened to her? Was se an instadiff? Or a name change I've lost track of?

ArielThePiraticalMermaid Sat 24-Nov-12 21:29:51

I lost track of everyone for a while. There have been so many come and go.

HavingALittleFaithBaby Sat 24-Nov-12 21:33:41

She got diffed shortly after joining. She joined the PESH but rarely posted.

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