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Just Shagging - JSers roll up for fred 12

999 replies

Kittenkatzen · 01/11/2012 14:03

Oh, the other fred filled up all of a sudden! Oh well here's a new one....(horse feel free to replace if you want to be fred starter, just didn't want everyone in limbo!)

Fred rules;

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share Wine and Brew with your fredmates where needed.


JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.
Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.
Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).
Viroid = This is you, dear poster. The reason for this is a closely guarded secret, known only to....er....well, nobody as far as we can tell!
POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit).
Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.
Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

The link to Part 11 is [[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1553148-Just-Shagging-The-lazy-TTCers-heaven-this-is-Shaggers-Corner-Part-11 here]

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers :o
OP posts:
Bearface · 01/11/2012 14:06

I'm in! Thought about doing it myself, but then felt like I was being too eagerbeaverish, so left it.

Are we doing a roll call? I wasn't on it for the last one.

Just been reading the start of the last thread - had me laughing - 'filthbags'!

AWomanCalledHorse · 01/11/2012 14:08

Welcome Ding & at tenton.

Oooh, you ladies can talk! Thanks for the new fred Kitten, I'm feeling [hsad] that I've been here since no#6/7. Hopefully we'll both be off (and staying off for nine months!) this fred.

Kittenkatzen · 01/11/2012 14:10

Okeydokey roll call then ladies - copy and paste into a new message and add yourself please :)

Name: Kittenkatzen
Age: 33
Location: West Sussex
Any DC?: Nope :(
TTC for: 7 months (htf did that happen?? Shock )

OP posts:
Kittenkatzen · 01/11/2012 14:11

oh horse i'm really sorry i know you wanted to start the new fred but i hadn't seen you all day so thought i'd better just do it - really do just ditch this one and do a new one if you want to though!

OP posts:
countrybumpkin2 · 01/11/2012 14:19

Oo a new fred! I was panicking I wouldn't manage the crossover but here I am!

countrybumpkin2 · 01/11/2012 14:20

Name: Kittenkatzen
Age: 33
Location: West Sussex
Any DC?: Nope
TTC for: 7 months (htf did that happen?? )

Name: Countrybumpkin2
Age: 25
Location: Scottish Borders
Any DC?: No
TTC for: 1 month

AndIfATenTonTruck · 01/11/2012 14:34

Name: Kittenkatzen
Age: 33
Location: West Sussex
Any DC?: Nope
TTC for: 7 months (htf did that happen?? )

Name: Countrybumpkin2
Age: 25
Location: Scottish Borders
Any DC?: No
TTC for: 1 month

Name: AndIfATenTonTruck
Age: 33
Location: Watford
Any DC?: DS, 3
TTC for: starting now!

wavesandsmiles · 01/11/2012 15:18

Name: Kittenkatzen
Age: 33
Location: West Sussex
Any DC?: Nope
TTC for: 7 months (htf did that happen?? )

Name: Countrybumpkin2
Age: 25
Location: Scottish Borders
Any DC?: No
TTC for: 1 month

Name: AndIfATenTonTruck
Age: 33
Location: Watford
Any DC?: DS, 3
TTC for: starting now!

Name: Wavesandsmiles
Age: 34
Location: Channel Islands
Any DC: DS, 8, DD, 7, DSS, 10, DSS, 8
TTC for: nearly 2 months

33PinkLadyApple · 01/11/2012 16:24

Name: Kittenkatzen
Age: 33
Location: West Sussex
Any DC?: Nope
TTC for: 7 months (htf did that happen?? )

Name: Countrybumpkin2
Age: 25
Location: Scottish Borders
Any DC?: No
TTC for: 1 month

Name: AndIfATenTonTruck
Age: 33
Location: Watford
Any DC?: DS, 3
TTC for: starting now!

Name: Wavesandsmiles
Age: 34
Location: Channel Islands
Any DC: DS, 8, DD, 7, DSS, 10, DSS, 8
TTC for: nearly 2 months

Name: 33PinkLadyApple (changing to 34 tomorrow :()
Age: 33
Location: Essex
Any DC: Nope :(
TTC for: 3 months almost

Bearface · 01/11/2012 16:37

Name: Kittenkatzen
Age: 33
Location: West Sussex
Any DC?: Nope
TTC for: 7 months (htf did that happen?? )

Name: Countrybumpkin2
Age: 25
Location: Scottish Borders
Any DC?: No
TTC for: 1 month

Name: AndIfATenTonTruck
Age: 33
Location: Watford
Any DC?: DS, 3
TTC for: starting now!

Name: Wavesandsmiles
Age: 34
Location: Channel Islands
Any DC: DS, 8, DD, 7, DSS, 10, DSS, 8
TTC for: nearly 2 months

Name: 33PinkLadyApple (changing to 34 tomorrow )
Age: 33
Location: Essex
Any DC: Nope
TTC for: 3 months almost

Name: Bearface
Age: 33
Location: deepest darkest Essex
Any DC: No Sad
TTC for: 2 months in earnest

Brodicea · 01/11/2012 17:26

Name: Kittenkatzen
Age: 33
Location: West Sussex
Any DC?: Nope
TTC for: 7 months (htf did that happen?? )

Name: Countrybumpkin2
Age: 25
Location: Scottish Borders
Any DC?: No
TTC for: 1 month

Name: AndIfATenTonTruck
Age: 33
Location: Watford
Any DC?: DS, 3
TTC for: starting now!

Name: Wavesandsmiles
Age: 34
Location: Channel Islands
Any DC: DS, 8, DD, 7, DSS, 10, DSS, 8
TTC for: nearly 2 months

Name: 33PinkLadyApple (changing to 34 tomorrow )
Age: 33
Location: Essex
Any DC: Nope
TTC for: 3 months almost

Name: Bearface
Age: 33
Location: deepest darkest Essex
Any DC: No
TTC for: 2 months in earnest

Name: Brodicea
Age: 32
Location: East Sussex-by-sea
Any DC: no
TTC for: 3 months (thanks to skipped period and major bout of thrush)

JSing is fun, but I am a tad sore.... TMI

DingDongBelle · 01/11/2012 18:21

Ooh. My first roll call :)


Name: Kittenkatzen
Age: 33
Location: West Sussex
Any DC?: Nope
TTC for: 7 months (htf did that happen?? )

Name: Countrybumpkin2
Age: 25
Location: Scottish Borders
Any DC?: No
TTC for: 1 month

Name: AndIfATenTonTruck
Age: 33
Location: Watford
Any DC?: DS, 3
TTC for: starting now!

Name: Wavesandsmiles
Age: 34
Location: Channel Islands
Any DC: DS, 8, DD, 7, DSS, 10, DSS, 8
TTC for: nearly 2 months

Name: 33PinkLadyApple (changing to 34 tomorrow )
Age: 33
Location: Essex
Any DC: Nope
TTC for: 3 months almost

Name: Bearface
Age: 33
Location: deepest darkest Essex
Any DC: No
TTC for: 2 months in earnest

Name: Brodicea
Age: 32
Location: East Sussex-by-sea
Any DC: no
TTC for: 3 months (thanks to skipped period and major bout of thrush)

Name: DingDongBelle
Age: 30
Location: Naarfolk
Any Dc: DS 18mo
TTC for: Ooh, about a week :D

DingDongBelle · 01/11/2012 18:22

Brodicea I just moved from E Sussex this year. Am missing the milder weather already :(

DingDongBelle · 01/11/2012 18:25

Aargh. Stupid iPad keeps posting every time I press enter! Trying to write one post and it's turned into three.

DH in a mood about money. No Jsing for me tonight :( Is it time to get the Secret Weapon Knickers out? [hwink]

Bearface · 01/11/2012 18:30

Hello Brodicea and DingDong. Smile

Ding Tell DH the whole economy is blown anyway, so not to worry and might as well get on with JSing - much more fun! (Sorry - could be making light of a bad situation of which I know nothing here. Apologies.) Secret Weapon Knickers sound great - like a super hero! I want some!

Redshoes56 · 01/11/2012 18:44

I'm baaaaaaack! Power is on :)

Name: Kittenkatzen
Age: 33
Location: West Sussex
Any DC?: Nope
TTC for: 7 months (htf did that happen?? )

Name: Countrybumpkin2
Age: 25
Location: Scottish Borders
Any DC?: No
TTC for: 1 month

Name: AndIfATenTonTruck
Age: 33
Location: Watford
Any DC?: DS, 3
TTC for: starting now!

Name: Wavesandsmiles
Age: 34
Location: Channel Islands
Any DC: DS, 8, DD, 7, DSS, 10, DSS, 8
TTC for: nearly 2 months

Name: 33PinkLadyApple (changing to 34 tomorrow )
Age: 33
Location: Essex
Any DC: Nope
TTC for: 3 months almost

Name: Bearface
Age: 33
Location: deepest darkest Essex
Any DC: No
TTC for: 2 months in earnest

Name: Brodicea
Age: 32
Location: East Sussex-by-sea
Any DC: no
TTC for: 3 months (thanks to skipped period and major bout of thrush)

Name: DingDongBelle
Age: 30
Location: Naarfolk
Any Dc: DS 18mo
TTC for: Ooh, about a week :D

Name: Redshoes56
Age: 33
Location: Sneaking in from NJ, USA
Any Dc: no
TTC for: 6 months, 2 in earnest

countrybumpkin2 · 01/11/2012 18:56

Glad the hear you are ok red

DingDongBelle · 01/11/2012 19:23

Bear: exactly what I said! No bad situation - I've been out of work for a while due to illness (v long story) but I have a pt job now and am about to become head of dept so after Christmas we'll be (comparatively) well off. Told him to js me to take his mind off it Grin so maybe we are back on... And I told him that jsing with no more condoms means it's free didn't mention the astronomical cost of a second dc lol

DingDongBelle · 01/11/2012 19:24

Red: if you made a hurricane baby, will you call him/her Sandy? Grin

DingDongBelle · 01/11/2012 19:25

Secret weapon knickers: matching for a change = all frilly. For some reason, irresistible Grin

CuriosityColaKilledTheCat · 01/11/2012 20:56


Been lurking for a while, but ended up going straight from just Mumming thread back to jsing grads.

Sorry kitten Wine

Hope everyone is flying their shag capes every other day and drinking plenty of Wine.

AWomanCalledHorse · 01/11/2012 21:17

Name: Kittenkatzen
Age: 33
Location: West Sussex
Any DC?: Nope
TTC for: 7 months (htf did that happen?? )

Name: Countrybumpkin2
Age: 25
Location: Scottish Borders
Any DC?: No
TTC for: 1 month

Name: AndIfATenTonTruck
Age: 33
Location: Watford
Any DC?: DS, 3
TTC for: starting now!

Name: Wavesandsmiles
Age: 34
Location: Channel Islands
Any DC: DS, 8, DD, 7, DSS, 10, DSS, 8
TTC for: nearly 2 months

Name: 33PinkLadyApple (changing to 34 tomorrow )
Age: 33
Location: Essex
Any DC: Nope
TTC for: 3 months almost

Name: Bearface
Age: 33
Location: deepest darkest Essex
Any DC: No
TTC for: 2 months in earnest

Name: Brodicea
Age: 32
Location: East Sussex-by-sea
Any DC: no
TTC for: 3 months (thanks to skipped period and major bout of thrush)

Name: DingDongBelle
Age: 30
Location: Naarfolk
Any Dc: DS 18mo
TTC for: Ooh, about a week :D

Name: Redshoes56
Age: 33
Location: Sneaking in from NJ, USA
Any Dc: no
TTC for: 6 months, 2 in earnest

Name: AWomanCalledHorse
Age: 25
Location: Kent
Any DC: DS 10months old
TTC for: 10 months, 1 mc (Oct 2012)

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frogchops · 02/11/2012 07:45

Name: Kittenkatzen
Age: 33
Location: West Sussex
Any DC?: Nope
TTC for: 7 months (htf did that happen?? )

Name: Countrybumpkin2
Age: 25
Location: Scottish Borders
Any DC?: No
TTC for: 1 month

Name: AndIfATenTonTruck
Age: 33
Location: Watford
Any DC?: DS, 3
TTC for: starting now!

Name: Wavesandsmiles
Age: 34
Location: Channel Islands
Any DC: DS, 8, DD, 7, DSS, 10, DSS, 8
TTC for: nearly 2 months

Name: 33PinkLadyApple (changing to 34 tomorrow )
Age: 33
Location: Essex
Any DC: Nope
TTC for: 3 months almost

Name: Bearface
Age: 33
Location: deepest darkest Essex
Any DC: No
TTC for: 2 months in earnest

Name: Brodicea
Age: 32
Location: East Sussex-by-sea
Any DC: no
TTC for: 3 months (thanks to skipped period and major bout of thrush)

Name: DingDongBelle
Age: 30
Location: Naarfolk
Any Dc: DS 18mo
TTC for: Ooh, about a week :D

Name: Redshoes56
Age: 33
Location: Sneaking in from NJ, USA
Any Dc: no
TTC for: 6 months, 2 in earnest

Name: AWomanCalledHorse
Age: 25
Location: Kent
Any DC: DS 10months old
TTC for: 10 months, 1 mc (Oct 2012)

Name: frogchops
Age: 29
Location: midlands
Any Dc: no
TTC: first month

frogchops · 02/11/2012 07:48

Ohh I want some secret weapon knickers!!

Rockchick1984 · 02/11/2012 08:10

Name: Kittenkatzen
Age: 33
Location: West Sussex
Any DC?: Nope
TTC for: 7 months (htf did that happen?? )

Name: Countrybumpkin2
Age: 25
Location: Scottish Borders
Any DC?: No
TTC for: 1 month

Name: AndIfATenTonTruck
Age: 33
Location: Watford
Any DC?: DS, 3
TTC for: starting now!

Name: Wavesandsmiles
Age: 34
Location: Channel Islands
Any DC: DS, 8, DD, 7, DSS, 10, DSS, 8
TTC for: nearly 2 months

Name: 33PinkLadyApple (changing to 34 tomorrow )
Age: 33
Location: Essex
Any DC: Nope
TTC for: 3 months almost

Name: Bearface
Age: 33
Location: deepest darkest Essex
Any DC: No
TTC for: 2 months in earnest

Name: Brodicea
Age: 32
Location: East Sussex-by-sea
Any DC: no
TTC for: 3 months (thanks to skipped period and major bout of thrush)

Name: DingDongBelle
Age: 30
Location: Naarfolk
Any Dc: DS 18mo
TTC for: Ooh, about a week :D

Name: Redshoes56
Age: 33
Location: Sneaking in from NJ, USA
Any Dc: no
TTC for: 6 months, 2 in earnest

Name: AWomanCalledHorse
Age: 25
Location: Kent
Any DC: DS 10months old
TTC for: 10 months, 1 mc (Oct 2012)

Name: frogchops
Age: 29
Location: midlands
Any Dc: no
TTC: first month

Name: Rockchick1984
Age: 28
Location: Liverpool
Any DC: DS 19 months
TTC: 2 months

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