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Round up your ghosties and ghoulies and long legged beasties, the BESH are going to scare out the BFPs!

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sinkyroselee Mon 01-Oct-12 08:55:10

Its true, NGCECOAWT, so the BESH move on.

Join us in spooky October, for a different sort of Pagen fun. Sod the lentil weaving and organic bean bags, we're channelling pointy black hats, green tinged foundation and probably a bit of Harry Potter.

Join us for cursing of the insta-diffs, moments of pure love and the horrors of the cam of the fanjo - post the Beshtionnaire and the coven will judge you.

This is not a woo thread (TINAWT)

<Draws wonky pentagram on floor>

JustBuggerlugs Wed 24-Oct-12 18:04:03

Bagsy not starting the new fred either. I'm simply not witty enough. northy I vote you.

So, the appointment went well, (as well as this shiz can go). All test results back normal except GP's SA. He has 33 million per ml which is good but his motility (sp?) was 45% and the consultant said it should be 50% so they're doing another SA test called a 'swim test' and we have another appointment on the 5th December. If they're happy with the swim test he'll put me on Clomid for 6 months then if that doesn't work IVF.

We can start TTCing again and if i get a BFP I have to take 75mg asprin (although there isnt anything wrong with my blood!)

So the strategic shagging starts again.

Can I have all your views on Zinc for spunk goodness pliz?

FrankelSaysRelax Wed 24-Oct-12 18:05:13

I created the woo thread, plus the recent horsey one, so tis not my turn again.

Thanks for the congrats. Just need to get the spermz in the right place at the right time!

Also, my BF had her "show" this morning, so shouldn't be long before her hard won baybee puts in an appearance grin

JustBuggerlugs Wed 24-Oct-12 18:05:46

Rie sorry about your Dad. Ill health is the dog bollocks.

Have a quick boob stroke whilst no one is looking. <stroke>

FrankelSaysRelax Wed 24-Oct-12 18:07:59

X-posts wiv Bugs. Well done on the appointment and something resembling progress. I wouldn't worry too much about the SA yet, they usually like to make them do 2 or 3. HWHNN's first one came back a bit on the low side but his second and third were both fine. In fact he has a higher than normal % of healthy spermz. He was >> grin at that!

evilgiraffe Wed 24-Oct-12 18:15:04

Well done Bugs - hope the next test is also useful.

Hope your dad is alright, rie, illness is horrible sad

I started the new thread. I hope it passes muster?

JustBuggerlugs Wed 24-Oct-12 18:15:42

33million! Its fecking loads! I just wanna get on a shag. GP is at work though and im pretty sure im fertile atm (There's something I never thought i'd actually type!!)

JustBuggerlugs Wed 24-Oct-12 18:16:33

<goes over to new fred>

<removes wart>

<puts broom away>

FrankelSaysRelax Wed 24-Oct-12 18:17:47

Bye fred, sorry we didn't quite make it to Halloween with you!

<swishes Witchy cape>

eurowitch Wed 24-Oct-12 18:35:40

raspberry I get fertile CM a day or two before my LH surge.

bugs that sounds like a reasonable result to me. All of KFZK's were completely different (save for being low volume)

Oh dammit, have I missed my chance to start the Bond themed thread? I had been holding off all day as there was still some space on this one!
<pouts some more>

evilgiraffe Wed 24-Oct-12 18:40:27

Aww, sorry, euro. Have I committed a terrible faux pas? blush

eurowitch Wed 24-Oct-12 20:14:00

I'll let you off as you did it well. wink

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