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50 Shades of Sore Bits

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Fairygodmother1 Sat 07-Jul-12 20:16:56

Hi ya chavettes - new Fred & this one has gotta bring me a baby for keeps!!!

Make yourself comfy in your velour trackies, sparkly thongs & fake tan. Just nipped out to the offie & got us some B&H and WKD to christen the place with.

Long may the sore bits continue!!! grin

UmBongo Thu 25-Oct-12 12:15:36

Yes, we've got the nuk bottles, I even bought latex teats as someone somewhere said something about them working for them! However, this morning she did take a few small sucks, and even swallowed a bit of milk before dribbling the rest out of the side of her mouth! Looking at the bottle now - I think a whole ounce is missing (nearly) and the bib and cloth were a lot less wet! I am not sure how I am going to cope over half term as this mornings palaver went on till about 11, although I suppose I won't have the school run to do (and car to take to garage, and playgroup to set up) like I did this morning! Note to dd MUMMY WILL WIN. smile If I was a witch though, I could put a spell on her. Hmph.envy

Number 3 Lemony!!!! Not round here, I am already ancient! Good luck. No queue jumping though, FairyG is next in line.

UmBongo Fri 26-Oct-12 10:29:51


Not winning currently. sad

HalleLouja Fri 26-Oct-12 12:27:21

Still feeding at 17 months here. Kind of want to quit but not enough to do anything about it..

Number 3 is not completely written off but not really in the running. I am getting keener DH is getting less keen.

UmBongo Fri 26-Oct-12 13:22:29

Am winning with the running though, just done w4r1 and it didn't rain on me. Hooray.

I wouldn't mind carrying on feeding, but I am feeding every night from about 7.30 til 9.30 with a short break in the middle for a nappy change and pyjamaring and changing boob. I want my evenings back. Sorry.

HalleLouja Fri 26-Oct-12 13:39:32

Well done with the running. I am doing my last run tonight.

You don't need to be sorry. Its all just a blur and DD loves milk and this is probably my last baby. It does get better but its personal choice and 6 months is far more than the average joe.

HalleLouja Thu 01-Nov-12 21:27:31

Am officially a couch to 5k graduate grin. Haven't got to 5k running but can run for 30 minutes and not a million miles off.

UmBongo Thu 01-Nov-12 22:33:42

Congratulations Lou! Well done you! I have finished week 4 and have a sore heel. Not sure if I am going straight into week 5, may have to give it a few extra days off. Pants.

Dd has now got to the stage this morning where she is willing to tolerate the teat in her mouth, but I think we are a long way from her working out to actually suck and swallow the sodding milk! (I am not really getting anywhere am I?)

HalleLouja Fri 02-Nov-12 08:48:52

I never had the patience. Can't you try her on a cup? Some people avoid bottles and go straight to cups. Dd loves cups as that is what DS drinks out of. she splutters the milk out of her milk when I give her a cup of milk. She will take milk from cups when I am not around and has done since 9 months when she went to nursery.

HalleLouja Fri 02-Nov-12 08:50:37

Maybe try expressed milk to begin with as that is what she is used to. I used to express milk as she drank that better than formula and then drank cows milk at nursery when she was 11 months and I couldn't be arsed to express.

HalleLouja Fri 09-Nov-12 08:28:06

Anyone there???

UmBongo Thu 15-Nov-12 12:43:42

Yoo- hoo! I'm here! I have a very sore heel, my doctor friend says it is Plantar Fasciitis - which I think is Latin for "Oh bugger that foot hurts" So running is off.

However dd [whispers] is drinking from a bottle!!!!! I even got a friend to come round after school drop off to give her a bottle and she still took 5oz. 3 weeks. But I think I may have won!

Goes off shouting Fairy, Fairy, Fairy. Has she buggered orf for some sunshine?

HalleLouja Thu 22-Nov-12 17:09:03

Well done baby fivealive!

HalleLouja Mon 03-Dec-12 11:58:19

Where are you all??????

Fairygodmother1 Sun 09-Dec-12 16:39:03

Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smile

HalleLouja Mon 10-Dec-12 20:22:48

[Snogs FG]

I need a Xmas name. You lots are good at this well less crap than me so we have to be together again. I thought this fred had died and was sad.

Fairygodmother1 Tue 11-Dec-12 19:15:43

Nope - life took over!
Still not talking to my brother & his family. The baby has been born & her name sounds like a french prostitute is lovely! grin
I've quit my job too as they treated me like shit! I'm not the only one leaving

HalleLouja Tue 11-Dec-12 20:09:39

Hugs sweetie. That sounds like crap.

Am interested in what your twunt of a brother called his DD. Amelie?

Fairygodmother1 Tue 11-Dec-12 20:15:34

Lol. Think popular song by kinks about a transvestite & double barreled with Frank sinatra's ex's first name... wink

HalleLouja Tue 11-Dec-12 20:20:59

My grandma's nickname was the first one her real name was Theodora shock.

Have just googled FS and he had a lot of wives but think I know the one you mean.

Fairygodmother1 Tue 11-Dec-12 20:44:48

The actress one

HalleLouja Fri 14-Dec-12 13:06:21

Two were actresses I thought. (I have googled to see).

Fairygodmother1 Fri 14-Dec-12 19:21:00

1951-57 marriage! Yeah I googled to work out who she was cos I knew her name.

5 days left at work then a new adventure!

HalleLouja Fri 14-Dec-12 20:52:04

Have you got a new job? Both of the actresses have names which are quite popular - so could have been either.

Fairygodmother1 Sat 15-Dec-12 07:16:38

Nope, just gonna suck it see what's out there. Might do some temp work until my dream career appears!

HalleLouja Sat 15-Dec-12 10:21:18

Which is?

Have you heard from the IVF peeps?

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