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50 Shades of Sore Bits

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Fairygodmother1 Sat 07-Jul-12 20:16:56

Hi ya chavettes - new Fred & this one has gotta bring me a baby for keeps!!!

Make yourself comfy in your velour trackies, sparkly thongs & fake tan. Just nipped out to the offie & got us some B&H and WKD to christen the place with.

Long may the sore bits continue!!! grin

HalleLouja Sun 08-Jul-12 13:13:36

Allo missus. Did you read in classics the 50 shades of mn thread. Didn't read it all but what I did was hilarious.

HalleLouja Sun 08-Jul-12 13:14:05

Maybe if you have a boy you should use Grey as a middle name wink tis tres classy.

Fairygodmother1 Sun 08-Jul-12 18:03:01

You know I might lol - start a new trend! Not the place you conceive but the book you are reading! Or even Christian. Although am so not in love with him as others are - Edward Cullen is stil my literary fancy-piece!

I think the whole reationship they have is like the one I had with one of my exes (minus the whole bondage-sub/dom scene)! I just really feel for Ana & hope that she meets someone better!

Not read the mn bit but will!

Icedlemonmuffin Sun 08-Jul-12 20:18:30

Yah to new thread! (sorry haven't read THE book)

The only books I've read lately are Peppa pig ones, so if i had any more mini muffins they could very likely be Suzy or Peppa.

Lou I bf mini muffin until she was 14 months but had felt a little down before that. Mini didn't sleep well last night so today hasn't been a great day, but I'm going to bed early so hopefully tomorrow will be a better day.

Fairygodmother1 Sun 08-Jul-12 21:00:15

Get yourself some Mr Gray - he'll help you escape & maybe put a smile on your face! Maybe even a smile on Mr Muffin's face too wink

HalleLouja Sun 08-Jul-12 21:38:43

I was out to 3am last night. I am so going to bed now.

I have the book but haven't read it. I am reading Homer - The Illiad at the moment. I read a book called The Song of Achilles and it inspired me to read the Illiad. So then I can read the 50 shades shag fest to balance it out.

UmBongo Mon 09-Jul-12 18:19:23

Cor, Homer - are you sure it is The Illiad not Homer Simpson? In Latin or english? 3am, are you MAD (or just young!)

Have neither bought nor read the grey book, but have read a very different book called Shades of Grey by Jasper Fforde. Brilliant writer.

Dd has slept through! 4 times, not consecutive but hell who cares! I have had some sleeeeeeeeeep. gringringrin

HalleLouja Mon 09-Jul-12 19:43:26

I am not that young. Am all the 3s. Sleep is the best thing ever.

Not reading in Latin or Ancient Greek but boring old English.

Fairygodmother1 Tue 10-Jul-12 19:51:27

Day 28 - Sore boobs & Ofsted due tomorrow!!!

UmBongo Tue 10-Jul-12 21:35:20

Good luck for Ofsted FairyG, I hope they are gentle with you! And long may your boobs be achy grin

HalleLouja Tue 10-Jul-12 21:55:58

Here's to achy boobs.

UmBongo Wed 11-Jul-12 21:46:28

How did the Ofstedding go? Or are you still in among it!

UmBongo Fri 13-Jul-12 21:34:53


HalleLouja Sat 14-Jul-12 13:38:47


UmBongo Sun 15-Jul-12 20:16:03

Don't mind if I do

Fairygodmother1 Mon 16-Jul-12 21:40:54

Oh what a nightmare - they were as ever thorough & judgemental!
Wel RTD has hit!!! Painful one but a natural one! Hopefully Agnus Castus is doing her job!
wine appreciated so much. Need [chocolate] emoticon!!!

UmBongo Mon 16-Jul-12 22:07:40

You can have my chocolate cos I have been eating far too much crisps and chocolate. Problem is I keep buying the stuff, and then it sits in the cupboard and calls to me. I hope they have not been too judgemental and give you a glowing report.

I hope Agnus is doing what she is supposed to! And have some more wine

HalleLouja Tue 17-Jul-12 12:16:27

Did someone say chocolate?

Fairygodmother1 Tue 17-Jul-12 19:35:41

wine & [chocolate] - ooh you spoil me! Don't know the outcome for a while but they loved my literay lesson & the text I was teaching to me class - ambitious! grin!

UmBongo Wed 18-Jul-12 06:43:04

Dear Ofsted, FairyG is Outstanding.

That is all

Love from us!

HalleLouja Wed 18-Jul-12 19:35:00

Dat fairyG haz taught uz everythink we no.

Love the chavettes.

Fairygodmother1 Fri 20-Jul-12 06:19:04

Lol Just realised I spely Literacy wrong haha!!!
Um Thats pretty much the same things my kids wrote in my cards (or writ as they would say). The amout of 'your' instead of 'you're' which we've gone over time & time again & many Miss FairyG instead of Mrs FairyG lol, & I did get a thanks for teaching them 'everythink' too!

Holidays start today Yay! ut I forgot to turn my alarm off so wide awake - boo!

Fairygodmother1 Fri 20-Jul-12 06:19:35

Ooh got my Hycosy next friday!!!

HalleLouja Fri 20-Jul-12 19:45:54

So might that clear your tubes a bit as a bit of a Brucey bonus FG?

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