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Just Shagging Part 10; No science or skill, JS at will!

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AWomanCalledHorse Wed 27-Jun-12 14:03:12

Welcome to the lazy way to make a baby, part 10!!

Just Shagging (JS) is ttc using ye olde shagging & crossing fingers methods, our tools are your body, OH’s body..urm some wine & lots of finger crossing.

All are welcome, most leave happy & upduffed! The last two threads have been very successful; thread 8 had 5 BFP’s, thread 9 had 6 BFP’ we’re due 7 BFP’s here, which means we all need to get shagging.

We don’t ‘do’; OPKS, taking temp or harcore charting...although it is nice to know when ERTD is due.
Which brings us to acronyms & slang;
AF=ERTD (Evil Red Tide Of Doom).
EWCM=Pant Snot
Getting a BFP soon after joining thread= Doing a kitten
You=Are a viroid, no idea why but it goes long back to the dawn of time.
DTD=JS or donning the Shag cape.
POAS=Sometimes referred to as PIAR (Pissing In A Ramekin), as we’re such classy ladies

Here is last thread for proof that it works, and that you can't shut us up grin

Here is the Graduates thread!

southlundon Wed 27-Jun-12 21:39:04

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Practisingparent Thu 28-Jun-12 07:09:03

Yay for somethings splodge, thats a bit exciting!! Sorry to hear about LSIL (lovely SIL rather than Evil SIL)

Top You said some very wise words on the last thread, about being grateful for what you have, was heart warming... then I read your conversation with DH about wank clinic and pissed myselF! grin

My DH is driving to Germany tomorrow to catch a glimpse of the tour de france. Someone tell me why its important to drive thousands of miles, to watch some cyclists race past in a matter of minutes! So JS will cease till monday, hope Im not OV. Will try and jump him again tonight.

southlundon Thu 28-Jun-12 07:37:05

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somethingwittynot Thu 28-Jun-12 09:06:13

went to see LSIL last night things have been made out to be worse than they actually are. they dont actually know if it is the baby or not causing it but there is already spinal fluid in the brain normally shes just has increased pressure there (gotta love google) so shes having a lumber puncture today.

if anyone wants to add me on facebook its lettie head and profile picture is DS in his jumperoo

fryingpantoface Thu 28-Jun-12 10:48:35

Something, I can't add you cos im on my phone. My email is keeks 1987 @ without the spaces of course

No js for me recently. My ds is teething again and im permanently shattered. Will make a move tonight

somethingwittynot Thu 28-Jun-12 11:31:09

So just seen my midwife and I got a shock! She looked after me whilst I was in critical care after having zac! She's lovely said I can try for a VBAC and sent my scan referal off! shes referring me to a consultant whos very pro VBAC and i might be booked for regular growth scan due to previous PET

fryingpantoface Thu 28-Jun-12 16:21:14

That's fantastic! Brilliant news Something

southlundon Thu 28-Jun-12 17:30:38

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somethingwittynot Thu 28-Jun-12 17:47:44

if anyone added me on fb i accepted

NicolaHazel Thu 28-Jun-12 17:51:30

That's quite interesting to know, thank you :-)

Though my H2B has just worked out I'm now very unlikely to turn down DTD and has started to try it on far more often! We had an impromptu session on Tuesday, and I think I'm on a promise tonight too. Plus the weekend is on the way :-) Hopefully it'll be just the right timing as it's CD9 today.

Still seems odd being so blase talking about my sex life so freely, as it isn't something I'm prone to doing in RL!

fryingpantoface Thu 28-Jun-12 17:51:49

I've added you both smile

AWomanCalledHorse Thu 28-Jun-12 17:59:13

something, hopefully that's more positive for her! Good luck getting your VBAC.

south, so we, wait, should have more sex?! Yay!

Nicola, I was thinking the same thing! How odd that's we're all talking about ERTD & JS but wouldn't recognise each other in the street.

No JS here so far the last few days, DH is working lots & it's hot. Too hot.

NicolaHazel Thu 28-Jun-12 18:05:27

Sorry to be thick...what's VBAC?

Lots of unknown acronyms! :-/

AWomanCalledHorse Thu 28-Jun-12 18:19:30

Nicola, VBAC is Vaginal Birth after Casearean.

topbannana Thu 28-Jun-12 18:23:35

I worry sometimes that if something happens to me, what people will think when they analyse my internet history and see what I talk about on here. I think I can honestly say I NEVER discuss our sex life in RL. Ever smile

babyjames Thu 28-Jun-12 19:33:04

Marking my place again smile

Oh my goodness did anyone have the floods today like I did here?!

NicolaHazel Thu 28-Jun-12 20:02:53

Ah, thank you, Woman :-)

Fingers crossed, Something.

somethingwittynot Thu 28-Jun-12 20:04:07

hehe thanks

AWomanCalledHorse Thu 28-Jun-12 20:16:29

OOh babyjames, hope you & yours are all alright? We had muggy sunshine all day, can hardly believe the weather reports oop North!

top, I googled a film last night & somehow came across porn...the film was an awful horror called Evil Angel, and there is a porn site of the same name. Now my browsing history looks weird too!

topbannana Thu 28-Jun-12 22:41:33

I remember googling for a man to fit wire to the chimney pots to stop the bastard gulls nesting on them and coming across a child porn site sad When we reported it, the police seemed unconcerned but I was since told it was probably a Hindustan. In any case it was a most unpleasant surprise and consequently the gulls got another year of shitting down my chimney

topbannana Thu 28-Jun-12 22:43:19

Shit me, a HONEYTRAP not a Hindustan hmm

fryingpantoface Thu 28-Jun-12 23:03:24

Hindustan. Ha ha

Well, I've lost half a pound. Not very good. I kept to the diet, but I'm just so bloated!

topbannana Thu 28-Jun-12 23:49:15

I LOVE my iPhone but seriously, who designed a piece of technology that assumes you spell the word Hindustan more than the word honeytrap?!

NicolaHazel Fri 29-Jun-12 06:34:54

We had a laugh about that typo, top, prior to a bit of DTD last night. :-) Think I'm aiming for EOD this month...can't hurt!

My phone is a bastard for making words up. It seems all phones do it :-/

southlundon Fri 29-Jun-12 08:27:58

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