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how to swi when staying at the in laws?

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dontcarehow Fri 26-Aug-11 13:00:26

Any tips for fitting in the SWI when staying with the in- laws? Whats the best way to not make any noise? or to not make it obvious?!

Sn0wGoose Fri 26-Aug-11 13:06:31

Test the bed for squeaks as soon as you get there (so it's not suspicious-sounding!). We have been known to SWI on a duvet on the floor if needs be grin

maybebabyR Fri 26-Aug-11 13:09:07

Love this question grin Also, if bed too squeaky, bending over the bed? blush

eurochick Fri 26-Aug-11 13:19:11

On the floor as goose suggested. Doggy is probably less bouncy than most other positions...

kat2504 Fri 26-Aug-11 13:27:07

Ah Stealth Sex. The bed in the spare room at my parents house is exceptionally squeaky. Have found using it sideways rather than lengthways makes a difference. No idea why.

havealittlefaithbaby Fri 26-Aug-11 17:30:38

If the weather is ok, sneak out for a 'walk'? I agree with duet it even mattress on the floor.

Discolite Fri 26-Aug-11 22:28:26

I haven't done this but how about standing up against the door to prevent nosy MIL from gaining entry and seeing something she really really doesn't want to see?

Although standing is a bad position for babymaking. You'd have to lie down on the floor straight away to stymie gravity.

I have heard the dread words through the door - 'Everything alright in there?'

SpamMarie Sat 27-Aug-11 20:11:15

I gave up on worrying about my parents hearing us. We're married so even by Catholic standards it's not a sin!

cjbartlett Sat 27-Aug-11 20:14:44

Do you mew you're a screamer?! Or are you talking bed springs?
I'd just put mattress on floor if latter
If former bite on the pillow?!?

Pipbin Mon 29-Aug-11 00:17:31

Could you get him going before hand and make the actual sex quick and quiet?

happyforthemostpart Fri 09-Sep-11 16:35:22

hahaha! pipbin - is this acceptable even if you're not at the inlaws?!!

For the first time in YEARS we had sex the other week while my family were staying. I actually found the really slow and quiet sex great so you could just try the 'naughty' thing?!!

good luck!

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