Toot Toot, here comes the May bus

[Pipbin]

After having woken up on the March bus back at the depot I have missed the April bus entirely.
So I've had to hang around and get the first bus of the morning after night busses have stopped running.
It's full of sensible people in suits going to work, and me with my tights on skew-wiff and my mascara giving me panda eyes.

Any one else need a lift?

[Pipbin]

Ah, there was me looking for something with bus in the title.

All change.

[Pipbin]

I have a vision of a lady clinging to the pole at the back of an old routemaster London bus as it swings round the corner.