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30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

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MadameBoo · 01/07/2011 11:23

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

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MadameBoo · 01/07/2011 11:25

I am feeling a bit tender so will just watch for now - bit may I present my droid for a kicking? 2 days early and most unwelcome.

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BarbiesBeaver · 01/07/2011 11:32

Grrrr. I think I might be more a girly pathetic limp wristed hair puller, but at least I'm trying.

CherryLips I've been on Clomid - what do you want to know? Feel free to pump me for information, fnarr.

eurochick · 01/07/2011 13:53

Hello BESHies. I am 12dpo and expecting AF tomorrow so feeling quite fighty. I am mostly spending the day winding people up on another message board and trying to start virtual fights. I blame my hormones.

Ivegotmrbitey · 01/07/2011 15:05

Here, have this

InTheSunshine · 01/07/2011 15:19

BB & Cherry Clomid is next on the list for me too.

Right who wants a pasting??

MadameBoo · 01/07/2011 16:37

Watch it, it's heavy (hur hur).

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Ariesgirl · 01/07/2011 18:17

AWWIGHT YOU FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have been clutching my belly in pain all day, so I am right up for a fight. Who wants some? Eh? Eh? I said who wants some?

BrownB · 01/07/2011 20:26

Okay then Rie Am just warming up in the corner... My pedicure is still looking pretty good guys... wouldn't want to break a nail...

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BrownB · 01/07/2011 21:16

Just a moment Rie... still warming up...

starcuntmole · 01/07/2011 22:14

What you looking at fuckers? You gotta fucking problem with my fucking defunct uterus?

Boo see this bruise here? And this one here? And this huge gash on my head here? I got em all kicking the fucking shit out of your droid, yeah. And then aries's came along, and I fucking punched that an' all. And then I set them upon each other, in a manner which brought to mind the classic film 'Mega shark vs Giant Octopus' which is properly the best film evah.

Luffs you all man

(thanks awfully for the cookies, meds)

MadameBoo · 01/07/2011 22:48

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starcuntmole · 01/07/2011 23:56

eek (quite enjoyed that) You fuckin slaaaaag! you think you can 'touch' me you fuckin piece of turdy crap?

Fuck off.

starcuntmole · 02/07/2011 08:00

Gosh, I was really quite drunk. Sorry old bean, really don't think you're a piece of 'turdy crap ' ( a tautology if ever I heard one, anyway) please accept this Glasgow kiss as an apology.

MadameBoo · 02/07/2011 10:06

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Ariesgirl · 02/07/2011 11:19

In keeping with the foul, unladylike and generally tasteless ambience, I have done three poos already today. TMI? God I hate the droid. Progesterone poo, it was called back in the days of yore. A nice piece of alliteration I think.

BrownB · 02/07/2011 12:27

Are bear traps allowed in fight club?

Ariesgirl · 02/07/2011 20:01

Have killed fred with tales of poo.

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starcuntmole · 02/07/2011 22:16

No, I went to cinema to see Bridesmaids- freaking hilarious, includes mentions of fight club, and Chris O'Dowd playing like the perfect most delicious man. You may, as I did, have to close your eyes and block your ears in the bridesmaids fitting scene.

In other news, have finally got my smiley face just like this one, so am away to bed for fertilisation. Night slags.

owlbooty · 02/07/2011 22:45

Ps. Chris O'Dowd - not sure I would, but might do if push came to shove.

Ivegotmrbitey · 02/07/2011 22:53

Me too cunty, was hilarious and not at all the chick flick I was dreading! Has anyone seen my knuckle dusters?

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