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I am jolly well going to get pregnant this month and I'll brook no argument.

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allhailtheaubergine Sat 28-May-11 09:59:04

Who's in?

ShowOfHands Sat 28-May-11 10:00:52

Nah. Not me. But I am going to bake the perfect gingerbread man.

mumatron Sat 28-May-11 10:02:00

not me either.

good luck to you though.

allhailtheaubergine Sat 28-May-11 10:07:08

Are you going to ice your gingrbread man?

Thank you.

Lintilla Sat 28-May-11 10:16:01

Can I join you please?

Although I've still got a week before my period is due (I'm pretty sure we missed this month) but then after that I am definitely going to get pregnant! Been trying 10 months now so I think it's about time...

allhailtheaubergine Sat 28-May-11 10:21:56

Of course you can Lintilla.

emmaloupolman Sat 28-May-11 10:22:27

Can i join been ttc #2 for 21 months now af not due till 19th June week b4 my wedding smile

schobe Sat 28-May-11 10:25:49

Yes! A year here and two mcs (one ectopic).

Knocking on slightly. I'm simply not having it any more.

allhailtheaubergine Sat 28-May-11 10:38:23

That's the spirit Schobe. No more nonsense. We are simply going to get pregnant before this thread is out, and no excuses.

Now Emma - you want to get pg before your wedding? You won;t be able to drink champagne confused.

Lintilla Sat 28-May-11 10:41:01

I was pg at my wedding and felt very left out at the lack of champers! have more than made up for it since

schobe Sat 28-May-11 11:02:53

I too was pregnant at my wedding. What a scandalous lot!

With such loose morals there really are no excuses for not getting knocked up this month.

Huzzah!

melliebobs Sat 28-May-11 11:04:00

ill join you although not feeling too positive. Got 2 out of 4 of my apparant most fertile days and a couple of days before so time will tell. AF du 9th june :s

schobe Sat 28-May-11 11:11:27

<slaps melliebob with box pleat PE skirt>

We WILL overcome.

<puts kettle on to calm down>

emmaloupolman Sat 28-May-11 11:38:49

I have my hen night friday so can drink then if am pg i can have a little one

allhailtheaubergine Sat 28-May-11 11:58:20

Am outraged by all you loose lot being prego at your wedding. At least I had the moral foresight to have my children first and then get married.

tch.

Mellie. Darling. We are brooking NO NONSENSE. We simply WILL be getting pregnant this month and that's that. No arguments.

melliebobs Sat 28-May-11 12:30:15

Oh well if we WILL be then fantastic!!!!! I might as well make my drs appointment bow as it can take 2 weeks to get one n e way!!!

Ariesgirl Sat 28-May-11 12:41:43

I'm in. I'm in. A year here and not even a sniff of a diff. It's bloody outrageous.

emmaloupolman Sat 28-May-11 12:47:16

I already have a little boy but i think this one doesn't want to b conceived out of wed lock smile

BlooferLady Sat 28-May-11 12:48:47

Bugger. If this was next month I'd be with you (roughly 16 months of no joy this end, but having a break to finish my studies). Obviously this time next month you'll all be hurling your first trimester guts up grin but on the off chance any of you are still remaining I'll be joining you...

<carefully marks place with neglected bottle of Folic Acid>

BlooferLady Sat 28-May-11 12:50:27

(crucially, I am in no way following Aries around the internet...)

allhailtheaubergine Sat 28-May-11 12:52:01

It IS outrageous Aries. You should complain in writing.

Oh what a shame Bloofer. Unfortunately I am DEFINITELY getting pregnant this month, so we shall just miss each other. We can still be friends though.

BlooferLady Sat 28-May-11 12:55:07

<gently swells with pride>

Glad you said that Aubergenius, cos I have every intention of being the thread's unofficial cheerleader grin. After my months and months and months and months of TTCing there is no gusset that I am not happy to examine, no symptom about which I cannot get excited, and no flange-excretion that is beneath my interest <rolls up sleeves>

Ariesgirl Sat 28-May-11 13:16:06

<changes username>
<emigrates>

allhailtheaubergine Sat 28-May-11 13:35:28

Aubergenius grin He he.

Here's to gussets and imaginary symptoms.

TigerseyeMum Sat 28-May-11 15:06:32

I'm putting my foot down too. We are on holiday at precisely my fertile time. We shall be lounging by the pool one minute, bouncing on the bed the next, by darn it if it kills us.

We are staying near Aphrodite's Rock, that's got to help, surely?

If Aphrodite can't get me upduffed who can?

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