Why howdy pardners, tighten your corsets, put a feather in your hair, pull on your boots and garter (*nipple tassles optional but welcome) and mosey on down to the BESHt little whorehouse in all of Diffas. Where the finest 30?s TTCers will fulfil your every need. There?s firewater -?Hendricks-- on tap and we?ll WOOFL you until you can?t WOOFL no more. Yeehaaw.
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Howdy pardners, grab your corset and mosey on down to the BESHt Little Whorehouse for all Wannabe Differs (30's)
LadyGoneGaga · 27/10/2010 21:20
ovu - have a Hendricks... someone will be along to enlighten you shortly... best have two in fact... and if you can find the BESH-tionaire that's good too I hear... 
A win? A WIN? I bugger off for a few hours and there's a WIN?!?
Congratumalations Orchid , so very pleased for you and MrO. Here's to another 36 weeks of nothing but blooming, in an orchidesque type fashion. Well jolly done. And an ironidiff is indeed our favourite sort
And to all wondering: BESH = Barren Evil Selfish Hags. We are often quite bitter and twisty in here, on account of how we've been ttc since Ed and David Milliband had nothing to argue about other than who got the biggest sticklebrick to play with. We don't do babydust, we DO do gin and lesb-eroti-violence. And our very own special charting method.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeehah!
ORCS !! Yay yay yay yay yay yay
So v pleased & bonus points for getting a win in the final moments of the fred. Top work!
May you have the most boring, unremarkable 36 weeks ever.
LadyG splendid work on the new fred; now pass me them there zinc shooters. BrownB nobody can keep up with the fred; tis impossible. Fret not. :) Ovu there's a helpful link probably on about page two of the conception board where someone has asked that very question...
The number of Yeehaaas going on is making me as is the thought of Pol in maternity Wild West ho gear with tassles.
Here's the challenge: who venture up Brokeback Mountain can turn Heath Ledger? Obviously this would involve him not being dead too Trying to think of more dead fit cowboys now - Butch and Sundance? <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=petticoatsandpistols.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/cowboy-wow.jpg&imgrefurl=petticoatsandpistols.com/2008/07/&h=640&w=425&sz=106&tbnid=Z0XBuKuKL00jOM:&tbnh=276&tbnw=183&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dhandsome%2Bcowboys&zoom=1&q=handsome+cowboys&usg=__8rGZ_AqxE1NEcSXOyxU7NYGIRXA=&sa=X&ei=QkTJTO6lOtq5jAfl-OX8Dw&ved=0CBkQ9QEwAA" rel="nofollow noindex" target="_blank">Him? (knowing my luck at the moment he's probably a gay icon I didn't know about. We can but drool)
Sorry to thread crash but I have to ask as it's driving me crazy, what does BESH stand for? I just cant work it out?!
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