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Following on from what book would you most like to burn, and finding this quote from Soup Dragon very amusing - I thought we could do aternative versions of our favourite books."I can see a market for alternative versions of "favourite" books.We're going on a bear huntWe're going to catch a big oneWhat a beautiful day!We're not scared.Uh-oh! Grass!Long wavy grass.We cant go over it.We cant go under it Fuck it, let's go home. "
"Mother" said Bernard."Yes, darling, what can I do for you? Would you like to do some painting?"The end.
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