School poetry competition coming up, Ds is dyslexic and needs something he finds an interest in to help him learn it...
He loves "Silly Old Baboon" but can't do this again, he's already done it two year's running...
Anyone know anything similar, funny and memorable-ish, this sort of length as I'm struggling....
(for reference)
Silly Old Baboon by Spike Milligan
There was once was a baboon
Who one afternoon
Said I think I will fly to the sun
So with two great palms
strapped to his arms
he started his takeoff run
Mile after mile
He galloped in style
But never once left the ground
You’re going too slow said a passing crow
Try reaching the speed of sound
SO
he put on a spurt
My God how it hurt
both the soles of his feet caught on fire
As he went through a stream
There were great clouds of steam
But he still never got any higher
On and on through the night
both his knees caught alight
clouds of smoke billowed out of his rear!!!
Quick to his aid
Came the fire brigade
who chased him for over a year
Many moons passed by
Did Baboon ever fly
Did he ever get to the sun?
I’ve just heard today,
he’s well on his way
He’ll be passing through Acton at one.
PS – well, what do you expect from a baboon
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Can anyone help with a funny poem, like "Silly old baboon"?
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tickingthebox · 27/02/2017 21:36
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