I'm 32 weeks now and watching One Born Every Minute while I knit.
So, when it's the pushing phase I've noticed it's like the last 30 seconds of a room in the Crystal Maze
"PUSH THE BABY OUT! YOU CAN DO IT! KEEP GOING! GET THE CRYSTAL! COME ON!"
everyone's talking at once and it's all a jumble of excitement. And no one is saying anything that isn't pretty fecking obvious. It's not like the midwife is saying "wait a sec, give your perineum a bit to stretch, panting breaths now" she's saying "the thing you are physiologically unable to stop right now? keep doing that, ok!" over and over.
Are they doing it for the cameras or is that typical? How do you get them to tone it down? Am I just a grumpy pants?
(When people did this sort of stuff while I was learning to ride a bike/swim/skip/anything physical, I'd typically fall over because I couldn't handle the self-consciousness or the amount of processing power for understanding what they were saying and doing the thing on account of my dyspraxia, so I have a thing about cheerleading already)
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The pushing phase
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Wonderflonium · 22/11/2016 10:12
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