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Story for Slubber and anyone else who wishes to point and stare......

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Back (for a while now) from painfully wet week at Clippesby, wet cold, wet, wet, wet one sunny bikini beach day, yea!

More sodding rain.

Still the kids had a brilliant time, is an amazing site for kids.

Anyhoo, on arrival, went to check out the facilities and my first thought was of Slubber, as at Clippesby there is no morning meeting of the eye, whilst communal tooth brushing, oh no, each cubical has it's own sink so you can carry out your ablutions in blissful privacy. Ds was most unimpressed when I said this was my favourite thing about the campsitegrin

Next morning, off for a shower, nice showers, lots of hooks on the wall for hanging things, to keep them off the (obligitory) wet campsite shower floor, on one hook went my towel, another my soap bag and on a third my pants.

Shower, then collect belongings and leave, to go merrily (except for the rain) about my morning.

Pop back to the loo, after block cleaning time and realise that directly opposite the door (for both men and women) there is a shelf where the cleaners kindly display any articles that have been left in the showers, there is a bottle of head and shoulders, some nice L'ocitanne stuff and OMG my pants, gusset side out shockblushshockblushshockblushshockblush

The shame.

Almost enough (along with the rain) to put me off camping for life........

notwavingjustironing Thu 04-Aug-11 12:06:28

Is Slubber particularly interested in your gussets?

And all the hooky, non-staring stuff was just a diversion for the rest of us?

<adds Clippesby to list>

OneHundredPercentFucked Thu 04-Aug-11 12:09:03

Oh, where they bad > blush

Kingsroadie Thu 04-Aug-11 12:16:44

Well that certainly brightened up my morning! Tee hee grin.

At least no one will have known they were yours (providing you waited for the block to be empty before reclaiming them). The stuff of (camping) nightmares...

Slubberdegullion Thu 04-Aug-11 13:00:15


Not the gusset!

Oh Wildy that is terrible Muriel. I'm surprised you stayed tbh. I would have been straight back to the tent with my peg puller.

So is the moral to this story that you can have too many hooks?
I will take this on board and put my pants on top of my glasses so avoid future gusset display shame.

Site sounds lovely, even if you can't eye lock with fellow tooth brushers.

And I know, what was I doing in Aibu?
<chastises self>

SeaShellsMyDogSmells Thu 04-Aug-11 15:00:45

shock traumatising! I hope you've recovered now-site sounds nice though.

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