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Proof at last: extended breastfeeding only for the mother's benefit...

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emkana · 04/08/2005 21:35

... at least in our case, where my dd2 sat on the sofa next to me tonight and offered me her chest, saying "drink milk?" to me.

So I had a good old (pretend) suck and we both loved it!

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spidermama · 04/08/2005 21:36

Ahhhh! That's so cute.

Like the headline emkana. Contraversial!

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Gobbledigook · 04/08/2005 21:37

Love it!

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hunkermunker · 04/08/2005 21:38

Emkana!

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emkana · 04/08/2005 21:39

You do all know that there would be a wink in the title if that was possible, I hope !?!

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hunkermunker · 04/08/2005 21:40

Absolutely!

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Gobbledigook · 04/08/2005 21:42

How long before Moondog checks in?

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Caligula · 04/08/2005 21:42

I'm on to social services...

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sweetkitty · 04/08/2005 21:43

aww bless!

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Roxswood · 04/08/2005 23:06

Thats so gorgeous, we do that too and my little one thinks its hilarious! We also pretend to get Daddy milk sometimes too which is very funny.

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Melpomene · 04/08/2005 23:57

Bless!

My dd1 (aged 2.3) once tried to push my head down towards my breast so that I could drink some of my own milk! She also went through a phase when she wanted me to pretend to breastfeed various cuddly toys and household objects. It got increasingly bizarre, e.g. I had to pretend to breastfeed a biscuit, and then a till receipt...

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chipmonkey · 05/08/2005 00:14

My sister and I used to "breastfeed" our dolls. I think its a bit sad that baby dolls always come with bottles.

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MissBegotten · 05/08/2005 00:16

good title! i donned my re-enforced tin hat before clicking on this thread!!!!!!!

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Iamalsohairyhercules · 05/08/2005 08:57

Melpomene, I've had to feed cuddlytoy- several at a time as well! Havent moved on to other household objects!

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Hausfrau · 05/08/2005 09:05

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frannyf · 05/08/2005 09:06

LOL! Great title and good to know we are not the only mad ones pretending to drink Daddy milk. I have also breastfed teddies, dollies and a toy train (!) while ds breastfeeds his toy panda from his belly button...

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tarantula · 05/08/2005 09:20

Pmsling at the title. We bought dd a doll a few weeks back and dss said that we should get a bottle for it so of course I said 'no its a breast fed baby doll'. To which he pointed out that dd didnt have breasts yet so the conversation ended up with us deciding to invent a new 'toy strap on nursing bra with boobs that give milk'. Whadda reckon? Will dss and I make our fortune from this?

Well it was funny at the time anyway. Dp told us we were mad. Think he might be right.

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