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Proof at last: extended breastfeeding only for the mother's benefit...

(17 Posts)
emkana Thu 04-Aug-05 21:35:35

... at least in our case, where my dd2 sat on the sofa next to me tonight and offered me her chest, saying "drink milk?" to me.

So I had a good old (pretend) suck and we both loved it!

spidermama Thu 04-Aug-05 21:36:57

Ahhhh! That's so cute.

Like the headline emkana. Contraversial!

Gobbledigook Thu 04-Aug-05 21:37:36

Love it!

hunkermunker Thu 04-Aug-05 21:38:06


emkana Thu 04-Aug-05 21:39:36

You do all know that there would be a wink in the title if that was possible, I hope !?!

hunkermunker Thu 04-Aug-05 21:40:01


Gobbledigook Thu 04-Aug-05 21:42:06

How long before Moondog checks in?

Caligula Thu 04-Aug-05 21:42:30

I'm on to social services...

sweetkitty Thu 04-Aug-05 21:43:29

aww bless!

Roxswood Thu 04-Aug-05 23:06:11

Thats so gorgeous, we do that too and my little one thinks its hilarious! We also pretend to get Daddy milk sometimes too which is very funny.

Melpomene Thu 04-Aug-05 23:57:50


My dd1 (aged 2.3) once tried to push my head down towards my breast so that I could drink some of my own milk! She also went through a phase when she wanted me to pretend to breastfeed various cuddly toys and household objects. It got increasingly bizarre, e.g. I had to pretend to breastfeed a biscuit, and then a till receipt...

chipmonkey Fri 05-Aug-05 00:14:21

My sister and I used to "breastfeed" our dolls. I think its a bit sad that baby dolls always come with bottles.

MissBegotten Fri 05-Aug-05 00:16:52

good title! i donned my re-enforced tin hat before clicking on this thread!!!!!!!

Iamalsohairyhercules Fri 05-Aug-05 08:57:12

Melpomene, I've had to feed cuddlytoy- several at a time as well! Havent moved on to other household objects!

Hausfrau Fri 05-Aug-05 09:05:30

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

frannyf Fri 05-Aug-05 09:06:57

LOL! Great title and good to know we are not the only mad ones pretending to drink Daddy milk. I have also breastfed teddies, dollies and a toy train (!) while ds breastfeeds his toy panda from his belly button...

tarantula Fri 05-Aug-05 09:20:10

Pmsling at the title. We bought dd a doll a few weeks back and dss said that we should get a bottle for it so of course I said 'no its a breast fed baby doll'. To which he pointed out that dd didnt have breasts yet so the conversation ended up with us deciding to invent a new 'toy strap on nursing bra with boobs that give milk'. Whadda reckon? Will dss and I make our fortune from this?

Well it was funny at the time anyway. Dp told us we were mad. Think he might be right.

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