...but now that I've finished feeding (forever - sob!) I'm finally going to ask it:
Why does the LO always want to hold the other breast? Why won't they hold the breast they're on? And why, why, why are they never satisfied with holding the other breast, but always try to twiddle the nipple?!
Duh! That is so obvious! And there was I thinking I simply had little mummy-twiddling manipulator of a mini-monster.
Though surely the stress-hormones that must flood out as I tried to keep his hand away from my nipple, dreading the pinch, and then as I jumped through the roof and yanked his hand away after a moment's inattention on my part, must have the opposite effect?