A few days ago, I was feeding DS at a rest stop while having my dinner, and stopped to wind him. I didn't put my boob away. Was so engrossed in winding DS that I didn't notice I was completely spraying my food with breastmilk until DH kindly pointed it out.
I get a good spray at least once a day, usually straight in DS's hair, sometimes in mine, sometimes in DS's face. And now sometimes in my food (sigh).
I guess I should be pleased that I'm certainly making enough milk, but it's rather annoying to be like a bloody sprinkler, especially when we're out somewhere. I have no problem feeding in public, but think it's only a matter of time before someone spots the jets or gets an extra shot in their coffee!