James Hazell is a BBC Radio Suffolk DJ was slapped over the wrist (not hard enough imo) for comparing breastfeeding in a restaurant to having sex in public.
This is an interesting comparison and one I've heard before.
So I did a table to compare breastfeeding, and sex, to eliminate any confusion between the two. They are so very similar, after all, that this particular chap may need some help. I have assumed that the breastfeeding is between a woman and baby, and the sex is between two consenting adults with no special equipment involved.
BREASTFEEDING Feeding a baby nourishing human milk from a breast Right to feed in a restaurant protected by UK law Possible to feed discreetly without anyone noticing Involves boobies Cannot be performed by a male DJ and spouse Necessary for health and well being of child Normal
SEX Any one of a variety of conjunctions twixt human adult genitalia Illegal to do in a restaurant Difficult to do discreetly without anyone noticing Can involve boobies Can be performed by a male DJ and spouse Necessary for health and well being of adults Normal. Not normal to do it in a restaurant.
I read someone once that you shouldn't feed in public because the baby hadn't consented and might be embarrassed. Or something equally dimwitted. And if I read one more person say "just express and take a bottle" I swear I will go crazy.