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Bumperlicioso Fri 01-Jul-11 20:39:28

On my profile grin

Songbird Fri 01-Jul-11 20:42:04

Love 'em!! And that kitchen thing!!! WTF, you made that?!?!?

HarrietJones Fri 01-Jul-11 20:43:00

Fab! I love the teepee, any chance of you going into business with them?wink

bigkidsmademe Fri 01-Jul-11 20:43:07

grin

That kitchen is AMAZING

HarrietJones Fri 01-Jul-11 20:44:39

& the Mei tai

TittyBojangles Fri 01-Jul-11 20:45:02

Do you sell things? I want all your things! grin

bibbitybobbityhat Fri 01-Jul-11 20:45:29

Lovely tits bumper.

I'm afraid I really hate terribly clever creative practical types like you, though grin. Its all sheer jealousy, you understand.

P.S. why is one bigger than the other?

Songbird Fri 01-Jul-11 20:46:44

One of mine is bigger than the other grin

HarrietJones Fri 01-Jul-11 20:49:15

Lol at titty wanting everything! grin
I asked first! wink

bibbitybobbityhat Fri 01-Jul-11 20:51:05

Yes, mine too. Both roughly of the same ethnic origins though grin.

TittyBojangles Fri 01-Jul-11 20:52:19

Well I'm planning on winning the euromillions tonight so I'm looking for where to spend it. And you can NEVER have enough crocheted boobs IMO.

whomovedmychocolate Fri 01-Jul-11 20:53:57

Nice norks dear smile

Bumperlicioso Fri 01-Jul-11 20:54:55

One is bigger than the other because the yarn is slightly thicker, it's also browner than the other in case you hadn't noticed! As well as Mediterranean Mama, English Rose, my next boob will be Alabaster Annie grin

Thanks for all the accolades btw, I'm an attention whore!blush

All these things look better in the pictures than they do close up. I'm more optimistic than proficient...

Except for the kitchen, the kitchen is fab, but DH made the thing (I designed it, and sanded and painted it at 38 weeks pg!).

TittyBojangles Fri 01-Jul-11 21:07:42

Do a green one next!

WHEN I win the euromillions tonight I shall put in an order for many multicoloured ones, I shall have a boob room in my mansion.

Bumperlicioso Fri 01-Jul-11 21:20:42

grin well, if I am to be completely PC <sings 'Baa baa rainbow sheep'>

Seriously though, if anyone wants one for legitimate (non fetish) purposes I would be happy to donate one. Although they are rather satisfying to play with make.

fuckmepinkandCALLmegoran Fri 01-Jul-11 21:24:10

I love love love the subversive cross stitch

TittyBojangles Fri 01-Jul-11 21:28:18

Well I can't ask for one for legitimate reasons now, no one will believe me!

LoveBeingAbleToNamechange Fri 01-Jul-11 21:32:55

Well sorry but that wouldn't help me with bf'ing as they do not resemble my breasts, could you do me a new pair? grin

KaraStarbuckThrace Fri 01-Jul-11 21:40:04

Nice tits grin

I also love your cross stitch as well!

Bumperlicioso Fri 01-Jul-11 22:03:42

I love the subversive cross stitch too (the concept I mean, there's a website). I'm working up to something like
ABCDEF
UCKTHE
PATRIA
CHYSTU
VWXYZ
grin

Lovebeingabletonamechange, I can also do Spaniel's Ears, Squeezed Lemon and Blueberry Pancake grin

Bumperlicioso Fri 01-Jul-11 22:05:32

On a more serious note they can also be used for other purposes

You are very talented. envy

So I am torn between asking you to be my BFF or hating you grin blush

Bumperlicioso Fri 01-Jul-11 22:14:24

blush I'm really really not, as I say, I'm...optimistic grin. I just dive right in to projects, actually believing myself when I look at something and think 'I could make that' grin. I learnt how to use my sewing machine making the teepee. If you look closely the stitching is like this:
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Bumperlicioso Fri 01-Jul-11 22:15:48

That so didn't come out how I typed it, I was trying to imply that my stitching was crooked!

TittyBojangles Fri 01-Jul-11 22:30:42

I'm sorry to have to break the news that I will need to cancel my order for a truckload of boobs as the wrong numbers came out of the euromillions lottery machine AGAIN! sad

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