Ode to my breasts as we give up breastfeeding

[MummyOops]

Just a little lighthearted poem I wrote about giving up breastfeeding at 13 months. I am supposedly part of the mumsnet blog network but my blogposts have stopped appearing on the blogroll anyway, thought people might get a kick out of this one... jmbriscoe.com/2014/11/04/ode-to-my-breasts-as-we-finish-breastfeeding/

[Flingmoo]

"I’ve even fondled you in public to see which is more full" - I do this all the time without thinking but sometimes realise for a second that I'm not in fact invisible, and that it must look a bit odd to outsiders! Oh well, I've got a shit memory and no time for the bracelet malarkey - so would never keep track of which side to use any other way!