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"“Oh God!Inches she gasped, the woman’s body essentially quivering for instance jello under the push of his / her thrusts"

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DirtyMartini Wed 24-Aug-11 19:50:28

Checking through my spam queue. I normally just delete without more than a glance, but there's this one looooong spam comment today that has kind of mesmerised me with its randomness.

Further excerpts for your edification:

"A lens clicks on and i also can see some women who take turns bringing my own meals"

“Let me personally see how a lot more cum remains in your minimal pee pee.”

“Nah, just a Friday. I’m trying to find a rough draft done for a person with no fortitude.” “Ok… may sound like fun. You could can bonk me from it when we return home.” “You learn me, Cher. Now i’m all about the exciting.”


MmeLindor. Wed 24-Aug-11 22:25:11

Ohhh, how very odd.

Was it a conversation?

TrillianAstra Wed 24-Aug-11 22:38:58

Is this a blog on the MN network?

Because everyone on MN knows that you don't have sex up the pee-pee. Women have 3 holes. IT's been discussed a number of times.

MmeLindor. Wed 24-Aug-11 22:51:31

Ah, but it is a minimal pee pee.

Obviously that is different to a normal pee pee.

DirtyMartini Wed 24-Aug-11 23:14:39

Not a conversation, exactly. Just a big chunk of text all jammed together with no continuity from one "sentence" to the next.

I was imagining the 'minimal pee pee' as male, actually. A bloke I my friend slept with many years ago had a pee pee so minimal it was hardly there at all.

DrGruntFotter Wed 24-Aug-11 23:21:22

Message withdrawn

MmeLindor. Wed 24-Aug-11 23:28:56

Aha. A minimal pee pee = male

I was thinking the maximal pee pee (vagina) and minimal pee pee (uretha)

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