Due in December 05 - thread 6

[ninah]

HELLO!

[sweetheart]

YEAH - well done ninah!!!!

[ninah]

nice one, oh queen of links

[bonkerz]

Cool new thread! I know i was going to lie down but its too quiet here and day time tv is rubbish!!

Will go now before the mob (and i mean you lot!!) start banishing me

I will be back though (thats a threat not a promise!!)

[ninah]

you better be!
bet the docs told you horizontal is the new vertical for now, tho

[bonkerz]

i am going!! honest!!!

[ninah]

i meant you better be back btw! sorry didn't mean to sound quite so Strict!

[bonkerz]

no its ok i quite like it really!! OK am definately off now! Rubbish TV here i come!!

[ninah]

bonkerz my rl mate in similar position to you (ie bleed atm) says there is that House of Babies prog at 2-ish (the real life doc where they take pregnant couples into a house and film them til they drop or words to that effect)

[george32]

PMSL, so your under strict instructions there Bonkerz!!

Glad to se the new thread. Does that mean I can stop being sick now?

[ninah]

yeh, george, new thread, end to all nausea fatigue and weepy Tuesdays

[george32]

Ninah, are you suggesting that we film Bonkerz until she drops??

Surely we can trust her, just this once, to lie down!

[ninah]

no NO! tho now you suggest it ....
my mate is really bored cos she has to rest all the time, she says this prog is worth a watch, it's Ghastly

[sweetheart]

ninah - why weepy Tuesdays???

Does Holby City get to you too

[george32]

I'm still believing in the stork arriving. No pain, no blood just a bloody big bird with a baby in its beak!!

Right, am I brave enough to try to get to work? Been a bit sicky this morning so still trying to get out of the house!

[goldenoldie]

Bonk - glad you and Fred are OK. Take it easy.

[george32]

SH, I always have a bad day on a Tuesday.
I've already had a sob today. Don't seem to sleep on Monday nights which makes me worse.

[ninah]

dunno there's just something so .... grey .. about Tuesday

[sweetheart]

but it's TP TUESDAY - everyone can cheer up at the thought of standing in a toilet with loo roll wrapped around them

Could I please have my baby delivered via courier - I have a thing about birds

[expatinscotland]

It's 10AM and I'm STARVING. Think I might go eat my lunch now.

[george32]

Oh yes, courier a baby service!! Fantastic idea

Well remembered, I can cheer myself up by wrapping myself up in toilet paper - hurrah!! Off to do it now..........

[ninah]

Sh YES! tp! forgot ..
off now for more brekkie and then a quick visit to the ladies
There's a Daffy duck cartoon about the stork delivering, only the stork is p==sed and Daffy doesn't want the delivery .. I think this is more my scenario

[ninah]

I meant to measure obv
Not starting early on the bowl movement convo

[starrynight]

Ok, this TP lark is just getting depressing now - I'm still 8.5 sheets. FFS - I feel so much bigger, maybe I am spreading 'out' rather than 'forwards'.

[ninah]

try again after dinner

[starrynight]

BTW I think the Due in Decembers are the most prolific thread-fillers ever. The due in Julys are only on thread 5 fgs.