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Due in June, I am going to start charging you rent soon, you little *****er

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sputnik · 30/04/2007 11:59

here

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foxybrown · 30/04/2007 12:17

Now, did you put the in, or are we not allowed to say 'fuck'?

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BadZelda · 30/04/2007 12:19

I suspect it was manual as fuck only has 4 letters. Cool you guys liked the thread title . Letters sent! Much less scary handing them to postperson than putting them in the box.

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foxybrown · 30/04/2007 12:20

Stats list brought over from last thread....

Nattyandthomasbump ? 01/06/07
Derlor - 04/06/07
Lilkel ? 06/06/07
Twinkle5- 08/06/07
Kiwinat ? 08/06/07
Tallulahbelle ? 08/06/07
nikie1 - 09/06/07
kellogs 09/06/07
Daisybump ? 10/06/07
Sleepychunky ? 10/06/07
K1K2 ? 10/06/07
Cocobear ? 11/06/07
Babymonster ? 11/06/07
Trace2 - 12/06/07
Badzelda ? 15/06/07
Smilingkiwi ? 15/06/07
Catsuitgirl ?18/06/07
Bumperlicious ? 18/06/07
Hollyandalice ? 19/06/07
Riabutterflew - 19/06/07
Dontknowmyarsefrommyelbow - 20/06/07
Kdracey ? 23/06/07
Sputnik ? 25/06/07
Doggus ? 25/06/07
Auntymandy ? 27/06/07
Catkin555 - 27/06/07
Magicgenie ? 28/06/07
Mytwocents - 28/06/07
Seansgirl ? 29/06/07
Foxybrown - 29/06/07
Justbeme - 29/06/07
Annobal - 3/07/07

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foxybrown · 30/04/2007 12:22

With KittyKits included - dur - sorry, didn't do the job properly!

Nattyandthomasbump ? 01/06/07
Derlor - 04/06/07
Lilkel ? 06/06/07
Twinkle5- 08/06/07
Kiwinat ? 08/06/07
Tallulahbelle ? 08/06/07
nikie1 - 09/06/07
kellogs 09/06/07
Daisybump ? 10/06/07
Sleepychunky ? 10/06/07
K1K2 ? 10/06/07
Cocobear ? 11/06/07
Babymonster ? 11/06/07
Trace2 - 12/06/07
Badzelda ? 15/06/07
Smilingkiwi ? 15/06/07
Kittykit - 16/06/07
Catsuitgirl ?18/06/07
Bumperlicious ? 18/06/07
Hollyandalice ? 19/06/07
Riabutterflew - 19/06/07
Dontknowmyarsefrommyelbow - 20/06/07
Kdracey ? 23/06/07
Sputnik ? 25/06/07
Doggus ? 25/06/07
Auntymandy ? 27/06/07
Catkin555 - 27/06/07
Magicgenie ? 28/06/07
Mytwocents - 28/06/07
Seansgirl ? 29/06/07
Foxybrown - 29/06/07
Justbeme - 29/06/07
Annobal - 3/07/07

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foxybrown · 30/04/2007 12:24

mothercare has 2 pack nursing bras for £20. Not glamorous, but practical.

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justbeme · 30/04/2007 12:28

Morning all!!
Just got my car back with reversing sensors installed! havent tried them yet - but should be good - seeing as i seem to let out lots of "oufffs" when having to turn round and park in a tight space recently!!

LO has been VERY active this weekend - my whole tummy has been in spasms at times - definately feels like I should be in the movie Alien.

Now Ive caught up - cant remember all your conversations ....... oh yes LOL at hairy truckers.... that men are only good for funding and ???? it was just funding wasnt it??

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justbeme · 30/04/2007 12:28

I cant remember when the best time to buy nursing bras is - surely we cant get fitted out now - cos I remember morphing into Dolly Parton last time after the birth??

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sputnik · 30/04/2007 12:31

I've thought of one... heavy lifting. Do I get the fiver Foxy?

I can't even spell

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sputnik · 30/04/2007 12:34

Why do 4 *s come out as 2?
I came out of hospital as Dolly Parton too last time. As a lifelong A cupper it came as a bit of a surprise

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Daisybump · 30/04/2007 12:36

Hi justbeme...mothercare recommend max 3 weeks before...I'm gonna get a bravado one to start with as they have a bit of room to manoevre in, then when things have settled down and milk is in properly get measured for one. I didn't make it past 6 weeks the last tme, but I read somewhere that they go down again after about 12 weeks.....anyone????

Got the pale yellow paint, got new roller and tray....do have to make up some kind of lilacy colour from the spare tins in the garage...could get messy in here!!

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justbeme · 30/04/2007 12:37

Mind you - I suppose we have to buy our bras before giving birth dont we ?- can hardly go into Mothercare to try one on with warm wet breast pads flying in all directions!!

Right im off into the garden to eat my beef/lettuce/tomato/cheese coleslaw sandwich ( I bet I get in a mess!)
and to get abit of colour on my pasty legs!
speak later........

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hollyandalice · 30/04/2007 12:37

I'm going to use my nursing bras from last time, which still fit me and hopefully my boobs won't grow any more. I'm holding onto that shread of hope with all my might. I am determined to lose weight after this one is born and be a size 12 with 34B boobs again. If my boobs grow any more I can't see this ever happening.

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hollyandalice · 30/04/2007 12:40

My boobs didn't shrink at all daisy! I was hoping they would after I stopped bfing, but they didn't! Hope you have fun with your paint! I am in a creative mood, might go to Woolies in a bit and buy some sticky craft bits for dd to play with whilst I do something constructive.

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foxybrown · 30/04/2007 12:41

I binned mine and was glad to do so! vile, horrible things.

Am going to guess re size and things. I found that I've never been as big as the first time (OMG - I will NEVER forget the day my milk came in!).

Two things you can never imagine after having a baby: your tummy and your tits.

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Daisybump · 30/04/2007 12:41

mothercare have a little basket in the changing room full of breast pads (I was there on Saturday)...and a bin for your used ones...very thoughtful!

DS had to get new shoes and trainers on Saturday...£50, just like that. Lord above its gonna get worse with two...Foxy, your shoe bill must be horrible to say the least. And, it pisses me off somewhat that I spend more each year on DS shoes than I do for me......oh the childless life, how I long for it all back...mind you, it could be worse...he's not needed new shoes since September. Some kids feet grow constantly..

sorry...random nonsense about shoes

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hollyandalice · 30/04/2007 12:41

...and your poor, poor fanjo!!

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foxybrown · 30/04/2007 12:41

Get DS involved in the paint-mixing - that'll be fun!

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Daisybump · 30/04/2007 12:43

LOL foxy...mine were like torpedos....and all covered in nasty stretch marks....and farking solid for about a week....ouch ouch ouch..I'd forgotten all of that bit.

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foxybrown · 30/04/2007 12:43

no Daisy. Its Doodles for the summer, wellies for the winter in our house!

Actually I've given up on Clarks because they are generally horrid. Am big fans of Next and Mothercare. Much cheaper and a wider range. Took me a while to get over my hang-ups over properly fitted shoes, but our local clarks were rubbish at measuring anyway.

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hollyandalice · 30/04/2007 12:43

I always buy dd's shoes in bulk in the Clarks sale. She is always an F, so I just buy 3 or so pairs in bigger sizes every sale! Much cheaper! Also there is a Clarks outlet not far from me and they are really cheap too! I hate paying full price for things!

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foxybrown · 30/04/2007 12:44

My mum was staying with me when DS1 was born. She laughed at my boob. I burst into tears.

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foxybrown · 30/04/2007 12:44

Boobs. I have two.

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hollyandalice · 30/04/2007 12:44

Am with you with Doodles foxy! Start-rite do Doodle type shoes, but are much prettier than boring Doodles.

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Daisybump · 30/04/2007 12:45

love the thread title by the way....

Off to lurk May and see if there's been any movement!!!

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foxybrown · 30/04/2007 12:45

Tummy overhang. nice. Why do I STILL think my tummy will go back to normal straight away? Am always shocked by its enormity and looseness post-birth.

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