BY GOD have you seen all those moaning old tossers in the am i being unreasonable section??

<<sprinkles fluffy wuffy dust over the them all>>

<<passes Fio lovely new wooden spoon>

oops, should not be here ! not in the club !!

{{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} to all of 'em. innit.

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r u trying to stir it???? u r a bunch of nasty bitches xxx

dey r moanin' moos, fuk dem

vipers

if U wr lign tnite U wld x yr bf cck

wot u gonna do bout it????????

just jealous, don't worry, get on with yr procreation,sorry incubation.

<wanders in>

god I could do with a cup of tea and a sit down

<wanders out>

can I have one too please?

tea, btw, not another baby.Milk no sugar.

Reading and typing in text has given me a headache.

Where's the paracetamol?

Top shelf, next to the vodka.

Have to keep it away from little fingers and all that.

where's my teA? Not partial to vodka or paracetemol at this time of the morning.

Sorry moaning old tosser here - could you keep the noise down please.

I'm thirsy !(but not pg so should go really, sorry...)

Im not pregnant, but have just cleaned my bathroom, and rewarded myself with a cup of tea and a hot x bun !!!!

lol.