We're multitasking by crocheting and blood testing our way through pregnancy. We are waiting for our clutch of Christmas babies to hatch while our newbies are gearing up for scans, it's JS Grads 42!

[Hobbit19]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 41st grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 41sr grads thread is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 55th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE
for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates. (Except it's not because I don't know how to link to the stats sheet!)

[oneyorkshirepud]

Can someone who is more cleverer than me do a link to the stats sheet please? Ta muchly.

Name: Pud
Age: 30
DC: Pumpkin sized Xmas Pud, one DH and 2 special cats
Current activity: Smelling like a macaroon

[honeysucklejasmine]

Thanks Pud!

Name: Honey
Age: 29
DC: the app says 1kg aubergine... Fucking massive aubergine! 28 weeks! Also two cats who are dodging the rain.

[YogaPants]

Gx for your scan today lil.

Name: Yoga
Age: 32
DC: one beetroot-sized yogini
Current activity: trying to get back to sleep after 5:30am pee-break.

[Mermaid36]

Name: Mermaid36
Age: 35
DC: Blueberry-sized BabyMermaid and 2 dogs
Current Activity: not bloody sleeping!

[ThursdayLastWeek]

Ooh I've never done this stats thing before

Name: Thurs
Age: 32
DC: DS, aged 2.8 going to see Father Xmas today
Brewing DC 26+2. I dunno what the apps say but it feels like a bag if weasels in there today.

All being well viroids I meet the new member of our family 3 months today!

[ThursdayLastWeek]

Oh and fanx for fred pud

[SecondCupOfTea]

Name: Tea
Age: Tw'old
DC: A 1.5lb rutabaga (wtf?)

[SecondCupOfTea]

Here be the stats!

STATS

[SecondCupOfTea]

I'll say it again on this Fred cos although I said it on the last Fred, I bookended it with some wankbadgers good luck today at your scan lil, and remember to enjoy it!

[ThursdayLastWeek]

Oh and current activity is googling how big my baby is

[ThursdayLastWeek]

Yes lil! Scan day!

[Mermaid36]

second think a rutabaga is some sort of turnip/swede type vegetable

lil GX for a good scan

[ThursdayLastWeek]

I got the ovia app - I'm growing a butternut squash apparently

[honeysucklejasmine]

See that's what I don't get Thursday. A butternut squash is generally bigger than an aubergine. I think these different apps need to sort themselves out.

Lillian best of luck today! Can't wait to see MiniLil again!

[fruitlovingmonkey]

Thanks Pud

Name: Fruit
Age: 29
Dc: cutest dog ever and a zucchini sized little fruitman.
Current activities: smuggling womble conker over international borders (again).

I just looked at the stats sheet and saw that we are scan twins Feathered.
Good luck today lil!

[fruitlovingmonkey]

True Honey I think it's made by people with a very vague understanding of veg! One of the options for me today was a crepe suzette. Flat and triangular.

[CarrotPuff]

Ooh, new shiny Fred, thanks pud!

Name: Carrot
Age: 29 for another 8 days
DC: 2yo DS, incubating a cauliflower head weighing DC2 (or cucumber long, depending what you want to measure).

27 weeks today and insomnia is kicking my arse again

[honeysucklejasmine]

I would rather they just listed average dimensions tbh. Easier, don't have to worry about the size of the vegetables available in the UK.

[ThursdayLastWeek]

Well yes, another one I saw said a scallion - which to the best if my knowledge is a spring onion.
Also a squash is really heavy!

Anyways, whatever it is it seems happy enough today.

I ran my name choices past DS antenatal group last night and they got the thumbs up.

Listening to an Xmas playlist to get me in the mood for Santa

Also a friend passed on a load of maternity clothes yesterday- there were only a few things I liked/fitted but I feel like I've got a whole new wardrobe!

[fruitlovingmonkey]

Score on the mat clothes Thurs.
FYI 😍😜🤕👶🏼🐶🍒🍇🍋🍊🍏🍐🍌🍆🍍
We have emoticons!

[jellypi3]

Yay new fred :) cheers pud!!

So stats:
Name: Jelly
Age: 25
DC's: None, 2 cats and currently "baking" a 32+1 Napa Cabbage
Current Activity: Muching a bacon bagel in work with the fan on in December!!!

Good luck today lil, can't wait for a fred/FB update showing a wondering picture of your little bean!

Hope you all feel ok today!

[ThursdayLastWeek]

👀👀👀
So we have!

[honeysucklejasmine]

How is it possible to be running 30 minutes late, when my appointment is at 8.45?! Really?! I am not happy, need to get to work!

[SecondCupOfTea]

Yes Mermaid I thought that, but that opened up a whole new can of worms, as DP and I argued whether it is a swede, or a turnip, or whether they are the same thing.

Well, 'argued' is perhaps too strong a term. I do hope our relationship is strong enough to cope with minor root-vegetable debates.

[SecondCupOfTea]

Honey, I had a 0930 GP appointment on Monday (it was my 25wk anti-natal appointment). Surgery, I believe, starts at 0900, and I got in to see the doctor at 1020!

Thanks goodness for those apps that let you top up your parking meter remotely.