"Mummy i don't want a kiss" (after i kissed him goodbye this morning)
"No mummy! Stop singing!" whenever i join in with him.
My friend's daughter took teh biscuit with randomly coming out with "you are very naughty mummy and if you don't stop you will have to sit in the thinking chair and think about it" (she obviously hears this a lot at nursery to come out with such a constructed sentence at 2.7 years!)