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What 'terrible' things have you been told off for, by your toddler/preschooler?

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Undercovamutha Mon 05-Oct-09 12:01:31

This morning I had this from my (just) 3yo:

'Mummy, why have you put points on my pencil crayons. TAKE THEM OFF NOW!'

There's no pleasing some people!

GhostWriter Mon 05-Oct-09 12:03:35

Yesterday from 2.5yr old dd:

"Put that pumpkin back mummy. It is not yours. You have no right."

Well, that's me told.

girlsyearapart Mon 05-Oct-09 12:06:40

Frequently have 'Mummy don't you dare cuddle me/pick me up etc' from dd1 who has just turned 2.

Also v fond of telling her Dad to put his seatbelt on but then again I'm with her on that one!

smileyboy Mon 05-Oct-09 12:26:09

My 2.2 year old said yesterday 'Mummy, stop talking!!! I'm thinking' mmm think he gets fed up of hearing me drone on all day blush

Stigaloid Mon 05-Oct-09 15:29:10

"Mummy i don't want a kiss" (after i kissed him goodbye this morning)

"No mummy! Stop singing!" whenever i join in with him.

My friend's daughter took teh biscuit with randomly coming out with "you are very naughty mummy and if you don't stop you will have to sit in the thinking chair and think about it" (she obviously hears this a lot at nursery to come out with such a constructed sentence at 2.7 years!)

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