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Things you regret teaching your dcs.

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DidEinsteinsMum Tue 14-Jul-09 08:10:36

This morning taught ds to blow up a balloon. innocent enough, yes but I now have balloons flying round my head and the room. Suspect I might be driven crazy by them by the end of the day.

Is there anything you have taught your dcs and then regretted?

JLo2 Tue 14-Jul-09 14:51:58

How to wee standing up (DS's obviously) as I now have to scrub the grout on my tiled bathroom floor almost daily where they've missed! grin

GooseyLoosey Tue 14-Jul-09 14:54:22

How to whistle - you cannot believe how irritating tuneless whistling can become - day after day after day after day...

meep Tue 14-Jul-09 14:54:35

how to press the green "enter" button when putting your pin in for your switch card - aaarrrghhh "mummy, me do it, me do it, up up, me do it, wahhhhhhhhhhhhh"

nouveaupauvre Tue 14-Jul-09 21:09:15

the word "bugger" blush
that the things growing on the tree in the garden are plums, which he adores (on a daily basis have to prevent him picking and eating rock hard, green, unripe plums)
a large number of embarrssing songs that he now wants sung loudly in public places

EquipeEdouard Tue 14-Jul-09 21:14:21

My brother has recently taught DS1 to refer to his arm muscles as his "guns".
He now regularly shouts out "Mummy, mummy! Look at my guns! Check them out!"

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