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"Doctor, I will be 17 on my birthday, in three days and I want a baby..."

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MmeLindt Tue 23-Jun-09 16:09:13

...Can you tell me when I am due?"

Dr: When do you want to have the baby then?

Patient: On my birthday in three days

Dr: Ok. What do you want, a boy or a girl?

Patient: A girl.

Dr: You could have two or three babies

Patient: Ok, I will have two babies, a boy and a girl.

Dr: No. Wait a minute. I only have one dolly, you will have to just have one baby.

Patient: ok.

Dr: If I do get a boy, do you want a boy and a girl?

Patient: Next time, after a long while, I would like a boy and a girl.

<sounds of Dr writing on blackboard>

Dr: g-i-r-l

Dr: you have to stay here in the hospital until you get your baby

MmeLindt Tue 23-Jun-09 16:12:03

"It is my birthday tomorrow. That means my tummy is big."

"You have to sleep now cause we are getting your baby tomorrow. Good night"

ihavenosecrets Tue 23-Jun-09 16:15:04


Ledodgy Tue 23-Jun-09 16:15:46

I'm confused!

LovingtheSilverFox Tue 23-Jun-09 16:16:49


MmeLindt Tue 23-Jun-09 16:17:42

DD and her little friend are playing Doctors and I am shamelessly evesdropping as they are so sweet.

They just shouted "cockadoodledooooo" so it must be morning.

Ledodgy Tue 23-Jun-09 16:18:24

Oh Lol I get it now. grin

ihavenosecrets Tue 23-Jun-09 16:18:44

Thank god for that, I thought we had a loon on our hands. grin

MmeLindt Tue 23-Jun-09 16:19:00

They are having a crisp break and then the baby will be coming out. DD can see the head.

She is the doctor not the teenage mum. <smug>

Gorionine Tue 23-Jun-09 16:25:10

you gave me a fright MmeLindt! I thought you had completely lost the plot!

How adorable are they!

I wish I had known there was a quicker and painless way of having babies!grin

MmeLindt Tue 23-Jun-09 16:28:45

Oh, yes. You just go to the doctor and order one. You can even choose the sex.

Oho, now they have found some more dollys and so she seems to be having triplets.

Or the doc is having one too.

DD's friend: "mine can only go in here when I am baking or cooking, you know when I cannot watch her"

She is speaking about the cot I think.

DD: "Mine will go in there all the time"


LovingtheSilverFox Tue 23-Jun-09 16:43:19

good grasp of child rearing then!

twopeople Tue 23-Jun-09 16:51:07

Message withdrawn

Twims Tue 23-Jun-09 16:57:53

"She is the doctor not the teenage mum. <smug>"


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