I'm sure there are tonnes of these threads out there, but I'm new and can't find them! Here goes:
This morning out of the corner of my eye I thought I saw my 2.8yo pick something off the floor and eat it. Then he made an odd retching noise and cried out
"I'm sick mummy"
With lighting reactions (that I'll admit I'm pretty proud of) I grabbed a bowl of blueberries from the table, flung said blueberries across the floor, and got the bowl to his mouth in time to catch the spew. He was instantly better.
"Hey, what happened there? Did you eat something?" I enquired
"Yes mummy, a triceratops" he replied sadly.
Looking forward to some (probably much funnier) stories from all of you!
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Utterly bizarre, baffling, and hilarious things your kids have said recently
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Rodion · 15/11/2014 20:11
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