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The human body ~ according to a young un....

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BadgerBadger Mon 22-Aug-05 00:38:47

'Mummy, mums and girls have got tutties. Daddy has got a long tuttie, but girls and mums have got down ones.

Mummies have got up breasts and up nibbles, for feeding babies. Girls have got down breasts and nibbles, so they can only 'pretend feed' their dolls.

Daddies have got down breasts and five (?!) nibbles, so they can't feed babies or dolls.'

Later, when DH returned from work and started to change out of his suit.......

'Oh no mum, daddies have got 'up' breasts after all!'

PMSL, as DH really isn't overweight at all, but has suddenly taken up training again, bless him! It's not vanity on his part, but I think he was a little shocked by the lovely, innocent yet harsh truth often spoken by little people.

mummyoffour Mon 22-Aug-05 00:42:53

yes I had this the other day my dd2 said to me "mummy got big boobies!" LOL

jampots Mon 22-Aug-05 00:53:15

my ds announced the other day, "my legs are getting hairy, I must be approaching puberty"

BadgerBadger Mon 22-Aug-05 01:04:16

lol, mummyoffour, if that were said to me, I'd take it as a complement!

jampots, rofl. How old is he? DD1 (the imparter of said wisdom) is 3.

jampots Mon 22-Aug-05 01:05:44

he's 8

jampots Mon 22-Aug-05 01:06:26

he's always been interested in the human body though and when he was about 5 he asked me where blastocysts came from

mummyoffour Mon 22-Aug-05 01:06:39

LOL I would if I did not have a complex about them, after four they are heading south drastically!!!!

bobbybob Mon 22-Aug-05 03:52:28

Ds says "I have little penis"

"Daddy has big penis"

"Mummy has no penis she's a laydeeeeeeeeeeee."

"Grandad has a tummy" (and presumably therefore no penis).

Hulababy Mon 22-Aug-05 15:06:28

Took DD (3y4m) and her fried - he's nearly - to Yorkshire Sculpture Park last week. There are some metal sculptures of men - complete with bits. Guess which part both of them found straight away.

Look, he's got a tail
Shall we pull it?

Hmmm....we moved off quite quickly to something less obvious


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