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Worst name combinations you've heard

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Fibilou Sun 11-Oct-09 02:20:23

Recently dealt with a woman at work who had called her daughter Beau - all very well but unfortunately this was teamed with the surname Lock.
I wonder sometimes if people think through how names will work together.

hattee Mon 12-Oct-09 16:24:36

DH once knew someone called Wayne King

Mel Leicester!

kidcreoleandthecoconuts Mon 12-Oct-09 16:27:50

Lacey Curtain

DiamondHead Mon 12-Oct-09 16:29:47

Ophelia Myfanwy
Drew Peacock

There was that episode of the IT Crowd the other night where her new boyfriend was called Peter File - very funny.

redsofas Mon 12-Oct-09 16:30:04

gods honest truth..............
annelius cornelius!!!!!!!!!

not rude but hillarious! grin

ActivityApple Mon 12-Oct-09 16:36:23

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Ineedmorechocolatenow Mon 12-Oct-09 16:36:44

Girl who was wheeled into theatre for C-Section just before I went in for some repair-work (ahem blush) named her girl...



Wait for it...





Hannah Montana.


I kid you not.

TheCrackFox Mon 12-Oct-09 16:39:07

I went to school with an Iona Wrench.

FimboFortunaFeet Mon 12-Oct-09 16:42:38

I know of a Joyce Joyce (why would you not just keep your maiden name)

Marnie McKnight (Marmite?)

Kylie Currie (just sounds so wrong)

Then there is the lady who my dh used to work with, she wanted to double barrel her name when she got married, the choice was either Mrs Curry-Topping or Topping-Curry. She is simply Mrs Topping.

Curry is following a theme here.

Rindercella Mon 12-Oct-09 16:46:46

I knew of a Frances Francis - so understand where you're coming from on Joyce Joyce Fimbo grin

A customer was called Donna Wander. Dunno why, it just always tickled me.

BoneYard Mon 12-Oct-09 16:47:42

red - i'll take your annelius cornelius and raise you Brenda Prendaghast....and it was her maiden name!

GetOrfMoiLand Mon 12-Oct-09 17:06:46

I used to work at a school where one of the students was called Mark Hunt. His dad, who was also a governor, was called Michael.

How we laughed grin.

Another kid was called Lee King. There were others but I can't remember them <racks brains>

GetOrfMoiLand Mon 12-Oct-09 17:08:25

At work there are two chaps who sit next to one another - our workplace has cubicles with your name in signs. Now their full names are not unusual, but one surname is Gay and the other's is Camp.

Well it makes me laugh anyway.

5inthetomb Mon 12-Oct-09 17:09:58

My friend's brother is Mark Brown. Not too bad, you say, but on a class register it is Brown Mark. His nickname was shitstreak all the way through secndary school and beyond.

runawayquickly Mon 12-Oct-09 17:10:33

I used to work with a bloke called Ewan Kerr. Luckily, he wasn't

NoBiggy Mon 12-Oct-09 17:10:51

Phil Phillips

Harry Curry

boodeniites Mon 12-Oct-09 17:11:44

years ago a friend of mine wanted to call her dd Crystal her second name is Bell hmm

RubyBooBerry Mon 12-Oct-09 17:14:27

Shona Dick, the lollipop ladies daughter

HeadFairy Mon 12-Oct-09 17:15:21

some of these are hilarious... shitstreak makes me think of the guy in American Pie (I think he was called shitbreak)

I went to school with someone who swore her mother's maiden name was Eta Melon.

GetOrfMoiLand Mon 12-Oct-09 17:15:47

lol at shitstreak

HeadFairy Mon 12-Oct-09 17:15:48

Or is that Ita Melon? Not sure, but it's pronounced Eat-a Melon.

runawayquickly Mon 12-Oct-09 17:16:19

ROFL Ruby, that's the best one yet. grin

pigleychez Mon 12-Oct-09 17:18:17

I know a child called Liam Gallagher.

Ive also known a Theresa Green and a Julia Julia.

Sidge Mon 12-Oct-09 17:20:56

Annette Curtain

My colleague delivered a baby named Luke Warmwater

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